When the production practice was held in one of the factories (the case was in the communication shop). Faced with a similar situation: the room became cold and the employees decided that it would be good to turn on heating. After that, one of the employees goes to the cross (the place where the telephone lines are connected to the ATS) and disconnects the phone to the sanitary staff. I have to say that the factory is a fairly large territory and most issues are solved by phone.
After 15 minutes, the sanitary technicians call (from another nearest telephone) and complain about the phone not working, they are told in response that the room is cold and heating would be very useful. Within an hour, the batteries became warm and the sanitary staff turned on the phone again.
To my question why not first call the sanctuaries and then move to measures, a comprehensive answer was given: if you just call, then there will be 1000 and 1 reason not to do anything (there are no people, the room is closed and Petrovich took the keys, etc.). And at best they will do it in a week, but so they work quickly, otherwise they will have to run with their legs. The method is checked by time.
This is the factory motivation in the conditions of the swallow.

I went to HISMETEO. He told me I was in Mountain View, California, USA. On board +14, clearly. In fact, behind the window Minsk and minus 6. This is exactly the feeling when you want to make a mistake yourself, not a website.

It would not be delicious, I would have put a plate on your head for a long time!" Since then, I have not asked such questions, but just admired how he wraps my culinary masterpieces with appetite)))

Can we watch Hamas? Can it give pleasure?
It is...
The ideal couple is a sadist and a masochist, a strong man and a wise woman. The opposite will not approve of society, although such two can also be good. God let such people always find each other, so that they do not ruin the lives of other people!

Everything is much easier! A smooth rifle is a rifle with which a fly was spilt!

Zero84: Bubble, and that you are here on the forum the only one not in the topic with the Russian nick? I would invent something in English.
Something like Booblick?
Zero84: Fuck, licking breastfeeding, stay better a buffalo...

All the performances of Zhirik remind me of the character from the Asimov trilogy The Foundations.

On a distant planet, where there is a threat of attack, a representative of the Emperor arrived to confirm the security guarantees. He stayed for three days, with everyone was polite, refined, flew away.

Scientists come to the local administrator and say:
We analyzed his speech from the point of view of formal logical analysis, removed everything that was not relevant to the matter. There is an empty text.

That is to say, he said nothing.

The boss gave me his box in the workshop under the tool, and I “seeded” the key. He gave me three today!! A kilogram of spare keys with the words "The fools are lucky. Reject it.” “Well, how is it?” From the first attempt the key was picked up :(

Did you notice that I finally shaved my daughter?
That’s what’s wrong with her...

My husband and I have been together for 11 years. I go to bed and wash my fresh hair.
Husband, asleep: How your hair smells! Like a new store...or as a ski rental point in the Alps!
Romance is 80 lb.

Dear Pedestrians!
I remind you that winter has come or is approaching, and the roads are slippery, and the nights are dark and long. In addition, car enthusiasts are idiots and do not look at pedestrian crossings.
Please take some time before moving and look at the road. Wear bright clothes at night, and ideally a light-reflecting vest. Do not move in inappropriate places.
Remember to! The drivers will sit and go out, and you will lie down and no longer get up.

Dear Drivers!
I remind you of the need to change the tyre and drive more carefully, for the same reasons. No one wants to be a killer, so drive more carefully, do not exceed and look side by side, especially on pedestrian crossings. Yes, and don’t drive drunk, for the sake of Kthulhu, LMM and everything you believe in.

From the comments to the news on the hubr:
255 terabits per second. New record of data transmission speed on one fiber.

Download the internet for free without SMS

to this:
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TTS: Saturday, weekend, the sun barely breaks through the curtains
TTS: on the window flower by the name Phytoelement
There are huge glasses next to the flower! Oh, and they are shooting at me!! to
TTS: I asked so much, my buttocks were so compressed that I thought the mattress would bite.
TTS: It turns out, SOVA is sitting on the window on the side of the street.
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She brought me a letter from Hogwarts.

When he wants sex, he runs to shoot the girl to the nearest club. Another thing is married. Waited until his wife fell asleep, and watched porn quietly, only quietly.

I go home one evening, suddenly a body grows in front of me and, swirling, looks into my face. "That’s all I think. Now the drunk will start. Heavily fragile lady alone in the metropolis at night". The body, meanwhile, continues to look at me, I already think of running, as he suddenly says:
And Anton?! to

Accused of receiving large bribery, the official Gorban daily, closing in his office, used drugs. According to the official, after the use of cocaine in his head came brilliant decisions. As in the UMVD, Gorban after taking the dose was usually in a good mood, what his subordinates - he signed them almost any documents.

Thespinningone: When I left the market today, I wanted fish. I had 200 rubles in my wallet. The seller said that he would not cut the fish anymore today, but there was a small piece on the shelf — and she offered me to hang it. It turned out to be 540 grams (I warned her in advance that I did not have enough money) - for 240 rubles. She says, OK, take a piece, bring the other 40 tomorrow.
I came home, started weighing this fish (to accurately calculate the proportions for the recipe) - it turned out to be 470 grams (the fish was not frozen, so it could not lose weight).
On the one hand, the importance is not so big. On the other hand, it’s still very unpleasant: I was hanged, and I still have to.
Take 40 rubles or go fighting?

gallon: 240 rubles / 540 g = 444.44(4) p / kg.
444.44 p/kg * 0.47 kg = 208.88(8) p.
So give 8 rubles 89 kopecks and ring.

here here :
Where can I get a salary of 40,000 rubles without education?
in Belarus

In Russia and without higher education there are many places where you can earn so much, and it is quite easy. Without a higher education diploma, it is much harder.
Believe me, these are very different things.

We sometimes arrange crafts at home - I give them stick plates, hammer, nails.
Today, the daughter (8 years old) made a pencil, the son (6 years old) - a large cross for the cross, and the other daughter (4 years old) - a rifle.
It is impossible to describe the character of these people more accurately.

So that yes. Who will tank?

How beautiful and amazing is the life of a sclerotic - once every half a year I try to get in the closet, find a half-piece, rejoice, unfold it, remembering that it has its edges cut off, twisted and put back.

Today the carrier entered the manager’s stupor with the phrase "You have two eyes, and I have one".