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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10520
 30.09.2008
XXX is
Here is the generation of the bearded odins, who say: Here is the generation of the chatty odins, who say: Here is the generation of the odins-lamers, who say: Here is the generation of the professional odins, who say: Here is the generation of the wild odins, who say: Here is the generation of the little drunkards, who say: Oh!
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and
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by Fuck! It burned!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10519
 30.09.2008
My dad is an interesting person. Every day I will be at 8 a.m. with the question: have I slept?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10518
 30.09.2008
Vourhey: You are all angry.
Iliya_k: Did you go out?
Vourhey: So I think, all these evil people were shuffled...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10517
 30.09.2008
His phone is turned off.
2. can in the subway where the thread, try the home
1.exact, how did I not guess - the phone in the subway is running, and he is sitting at home.)
2 you thought.
I thought it, but you probably don’t 😉

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10516
 30.09.2008
I remember working with a tech director named Vadim, and he received a commercial offer that began with the words “Hello, We Will!” He ran for half a day with that paper and shouted "I will wive them!"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10515
 30.09.2008
He: Yes, I fell in love with the girl... but honestly, I don’t even know what to do...
The main thing is, don’t drop your hands!! to
He said, “I don’t let them go, I don’t know where to put them!”! to
She: ))))))))))) Put her on the table!!!!!!!! to
He (after some time): Well... put on the table...and with the hands what to do?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10514
 30.09.2008
I ordered an advertisement from one company: a sign on a point of sale.
1.5 by 2 meters and the text on which the range is listed.
In the middle where it was: "... corners, tubes, dams..."

I pulled them a disc with a layout, everything was okay, paid, told to come in a week.

I came and picked it up, as if it was okay. Almost hanged on the spot, I read, I think shoe for us:

"... corners, pipes, pipes..."

I came here to find out, I say what? What is your mother’s cake?

There are two smokers sitting there, one smoking, one is so lengthy, and the other says so calmly:

- I told you the shit goes, and you are a commercial move, a commercial move...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10513
 30.09.2008
She: Let’s get married? = * *
He: I can’t...
We will be taught in the Qur’an.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10512
 30.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You seemed to have said that you got connected with network games, with a girl dating became...Herrly you are doing here?
YYY: Fuck all because of this idiot Slavyan. Imagine, we have her first date, we go for a walk in the cafe, we talk - everything is okay in general. I’ll get this dude here. How do you do things here. I go for a walk with a girl. So he catches me and begins to shake and scream all over the street "Dirty xenon, away from my friend’s body! Serega does not walk with girls, he sits in the WOW for days!!And" in that sense. In general, the girl looked out of such debboebism and quickly got done - the type of business. I sit here again.
Q: Have you met a girl?! to
YYY: Fuck the fuck!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10511
 30.09.2008
the "depression" the "ready to talk"...
Are you a narcissist, shit?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10510
 30.09.2008
The further you plunge into computer debris, the more clearly you understand,

Bill Gates originated from a monkey.

by konde13

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10509
 30.09.2008
I read the red hat. and grimm. Translation of G. Petnikova

"Favourite stories for girls" Moscow "VECE" SAO "Slavian House

The book" from 2004.

There lived a cute little girl.

And one day her mother says:

Red Hat, here’s a piece of cake and a bottle of wine, go and take it.

Grandma; she is sick and weak, let her recover. Get out of the house.

Earlier, until it is hot, but look, go modestly, as it is appropriate.

Do not turn away from the road, but what is good, you will fall and the bottle.

If you do, the grandmother will not get anything.



Now I am looking for movies with translation of G. Petnikova

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10508
 30.09.2008
For you, salespeople, who is the most difficult to count?

of other sellers.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10507
 30.09.2008
by 2x2.
And indeed: if it has already become fashionable to play moralists and shut down corrupt television programs, or even entire channels, then it can organize the collection of signatures to the prosecutor's office for the closure of House-2. Is this "show" more moral, let’s say, the Simpsons?? to
This is not a flashmob, it is a call to use a real way to get rid of the nauseous shame of the domestic television industry!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10506
 30.09.2008
braincrasher: a rusted bear) when he tells a thread, it is a feeling that he will not withstand the stroke, crumble and crumble)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10505
 30.09.2008
[Forz] is very delicious for the last money


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10504
 29.09.2008
Why in the nose and on the buttocks hair grows thick, thick and shiny? And on the head - dull, thin and crumbs.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10503
 29.09.2008
Control, all stressfully write something.Prepod decided to go out and cut the light on the machine.One girl loudly, not distracting from the control class:"What PIDARAS STOPED THE LIGHT?".Prepod looks at her and says:"The one who will check your control" and leaves.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10502
 29.09.2008
Majesty (18:39:30 23/09/2008)
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!! to

Dream Dancer (18:39:38 23/09/2008)
O_O

Dream Dancer (18:39:40 23/09/2008)
What about him?

Dream Dancer (18:39:43 23/09/2008)
A ghostly pain?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10501
 29.09.2008
M is :
21:34 She already has to kiss
by J:
21:34 O Lord, come to mineet quickly xDD
M is :
21:35 She is 14 years old...what happens?
by J:
21:35 What kind of...the first xD

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