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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38138
 31.10.2010
He went out to smoke, in one hand a cigarette, in the other a cup of coffee. I look at the stars, I think. He drank and smoked, threw the bull and cup into the urn, went home.

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38137
 31.10.2010
I have never had such a thirst for work, except as the classic skinhead (healthy cat in bars, baldness, military pants) working as a conductor, with a smile and maximum politeness explains to Asians what to pay for travel.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38136
 31.10.2010
On Sunday we will change the clock and sleep an hour longer.
Do not forget to translate yours, so that no one would come to the chat by chance before.
Which side are they translating?
Sergey: 31.10 at 4.00 am the clock is turned 1 hour back
Did you know that the trains are stuck at this time?
And the planes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №38135
 31.10.2010
The main joke, applicable to any session and subject, which is led by a man-teacher, was born in the first year: to come to the exam in a very deep decoult and, blinking the eyes, timidly say: "I have a three... but I want a five... "

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №38134
 31.10.2010
YYY: There’s definitely something in you, I wasn’t mistaken.
XXX: At the moment, I have two cats in my head.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38133
 31.10.2010
<xxx> in the next life I will definitely be engaged in motorcross!
<yyy> engage in this, and the next life may come faster

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38132
 31.10.2010
by Tima :
I don’t understand why girls leave comments to girls.
Tagged with ‎
When I leave a comment in the depths of my heart, I always hope to fuck in the future.
That’s the only reason I leave comments.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №38131
 31.10.2010
Bl@ndink@> I am so stupid in mathematics... 5+3 on the calculator I multiply...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38130
 31.10.2010
Precaution is the mother of success.
Yyy: If I had been careful, I’t be a mother.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38129
 31.10.2010
xxx: Sereg, your Mazilla is rushing to buy some key. What to do?
Sold her the key.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №38128
 30.10.2010
The calibration:
Here's what Google smiles at me now))) I'm sitting all that seriously writing an analysis of the lord. I ask Google the following search: "Kazakhstan companies for the production of petroleum", and he replied to me: "Maybe you meant: Kazakh companies for the production of heroin (?) »
I am riding ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38127
 30.10.2010
There are two types of sessions: the hard and the last.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №38126
 30.10.2010
It seems to me that Russia should not demonstrate its claims to the Arctic as a helological explanation. And by the principle that the Arctic has long been inhabited by the indigenous Russian population - bears! And for credibility, scatter ballayaki everywhere!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38125
 30.10.2010
Our city has a mayor elected by the president, elected by the president, elected by the president. Like Jack’s house.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38124
 30.10.2010
But men, representing half of the former man, are drawn to all the male: already in childhood, being fragments of the male being, they love men, and they like to lie down and embrace men. They are the best of both boys and boys, because they are by nature the most courageous. Some, indeed, call them shameless, but this is a misconception: they behave so not by their shamelessness, but by their courage, courage and courage, from addiction to their own likeness. There is convincing evidence that in mature years only such men turn to public activity.
by Platon. "Pir"

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38123
 30.10.2010
c) Immortal

Commentary on the trailer:
What a movie!! A story of what!! The end of the square!

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38122
 30.10.2010
XHX: at the Yaroslavl station installed ticket printing machines
XHH: and they give no more than 80 r at a time
XHHH: In general, I buy a ticket, giving just over 70 goes out.
Oh, and this shit tossed me with her two rubles.
Tag: line of bed
Jackpot is broken.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38121
 30.10.2010
After drinking a lot of different wines, we made Halloween. The witch, I hear the scream:"Hello!" Lost the pomelo. In the morning there was a very bad thing to us! Only Russian idiots do Halloween!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38120
 30.10.2010
She: I slowly take off my clothes.
She: And I go to sleep.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38119
 30.10.2010
I go to the bird market.Aunt stands with some puppies.I ask, say, which breeds? She told me briefly: "races mom-puddle-pa-puddle!"

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