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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119673
 20.10.2015
I liked leprosy. Russia in two news:
1st There was no money in the budget for the only center in the Moscow region for the treatment of HIV-infected.
2nd More than 180 million dollars per day were spent on bombing of Syria. The dollar.

In my opinion, this Syria, in our country, more people per year die from diseases and ill medicine, from hunger and poverty in the country than from all the terrorists in the world.

P.S Moderators are now politically subdued, in the trend and the best traditions of the Public Russian: they suck to miss the "acute" materials. Read it yourself, you may think. You know about yourself that you are blind.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119672
 20.10.2015
In the inst, someone from the stars posted a photo of him holding a bark in his palm. Comments under photo:
Here, somebody boasts of bruillants, cars, naked asses, and somebody rejoices with the little eggs found.
222: So what’s good about the jewel? It falls like a fountain. Animal lovers who love every dog!
333: Aunt, I feel sorry that you were mocked by the hunter (But apparently you are so ugly, hating all living things that he simply could not do otherwise:)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119671
 20.10.2015
AH> There is a lot in the world, friend Horatio, that
NAS> is treated only by mass castration?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119670
 20.10.2015
When my oldest daughter was 20, I discovered that all the colors of plasticine taste differently. And she still remembers all those tastes!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119669
 20.10.2015
If Neo were a beta tester, he would have eaten both pills to see what happens.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119668
 20.10.2015
Do you seriously believe that people with poverty symptoms and discount seekers pay less? It is through the whole city that they will float through the traffic jams on that car, where five kopecks is cheaper, while gasoline is far from five kopecks. It is they on sale in the food will buy a wagon of already started to grind fruits, because they went cheaper, or lying strawberries with a mole (the store therefore is trying to get rid of the fastest), and no one in the family does not like pears instead of all the favorite apples, because the discount pears can be even cheaper, and you can even cheaper, and in a few days 90% will be thrown out with the mother of relatives, and why not eat, strawberries, when they are stacked, it is they, choosing a computer or household appliance to cure the seller with their favorite strawberries can be even cheaper, and you can pull a large strawberries, which is supposed to be independently installed and almost collect from the details, after which a couple of months will be sought
The proverb "scrub pays twice" did not arise in an empty place.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119667
 20.10.2015
Who captured this quote? About him in the magazine "peasant" or *7 days* what wrote? Kids, puppets, spelling, grammar... Where are the puppets with trees or sibiryacs, who are always cold in their -50, puppets with wet butts in the parade?
Better to read about them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119666
 20.10.2015
That love cannot be bought has been invented by foolish people who don’t even have money. And I have, and very soon I and my future Emesai Dominator about J will be together!
The Dominator Who?! to
Dominant of what?! to
Unpronounced roasting in two voices
This is a laptop, idiots! This is a great gaming laptop, not what you thought!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119665
 20.10.2015
She asked her husband to hang a towel. He lovingly asked, “What is there to hang on?” "And it is true, there is no luster in the apartment.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119664
 20.10.2015
Forty years ago, when I came to work for a toilet, I saw a man who dreamed that someday, in 100 years, a computer would be the size of a palm.
Intelligent people tried to correct his brains: "It's okay that the computer is small, but how do you reduce external devices? Where do you put the perforator? Even a teletip will not be attached, it will have a connector more than your car!".
PS, someone pick the keyboard from the idiot who poses stupid tricks about the stupid Petrovich.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119663
 20.10.2015
Worse than a sysadmin or a security man who has nothing to do, can only be a director who has nothing to do.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119662
 20.10.2015
A discussion of a photo of the car number, covered with dead, sticky mosquitoes. The author of the post asks - "How did it happen?".

Shaulreznik - "A, I realized, mosquitoes fly on the light, cling to the fact that the car is warm, and die from the impact and the heat?"

cathay_stray - "No They stick to the fact that at a speed of 120-140 they do not have a wide choice of options to stick or not. And I think that after the heat strike they somehow no longer cause special inconvenience."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119661
 20.10.2015
To history 18606 "Not everything is so simple".
Why?? You have activated Sberbank online so pay through it! If you enter the details, then create a separate text document with them and only copy and paste into the desired fields. Why go to a bank if online banking is created to pay without leaving the house. And a single-use password...why??? Select in the settings " send a confirmation code by SMS" and that’s all! I understand that this green bank is not perfect, but you yourself create problems, heroically and with great perseverance you overcome them and blame the bank for this. How not beautiful.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №119660
 20.10.2015
On the issue of elections...
I had an epic in the distant 2002.
I worked in the election of one, so far successful, deputies. And in his block there were candidates for the city council, with an observer of one of them we were in a pair and worked on the site.
So here we return to the site after the evening snack, and the door is closed. I have to say that my partner is now poured out "brother pumped" - hairstyle "eyzhik", "skin", "adiki" all we bring. After a short knock, we were let in with the words "Well, are you not bully?"
And just the commission is going to open the urns, like my fellow in misfortune: "Stage, a second," climbs up the stairs, gets a video camera from the bag (as he pulled it up until now I can't mind) and installs it. And the matter was in the DC and from that point the whole hall was like on the palm.
And the whole night the commission accounted for her. They watched, watched and watched the camera.
I fixed it in 4 hours, everything was plumbed, and I see something wrong:
– Vitalka, did you even turn on the camera?
Here is the echo of the 90s:
- I was told to bet, the shob was not out, I put. And as it turns on, I’m no worse.

P.S With all "honesty" our section was the best...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119659
 20.10.2015
The top of the hypocrisy is the Lexus600 with a hybrid engine. We are also in favour of reducing emissions. With a 6-liter engine.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119658
 20.10.2015
xxx: today in the news "A plane passenger in a panic attack bit a neighbor and soon died"
Wow: Emm, I understand that you joke about zombie-popocalypse?? to
It is time to call Mile Jovovich!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119657
 20.10.2015
Give God health to the people who create torrents.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119656
 20.10.2015
Infertile women, you are few, but what do you expect? That a man will not ask, and then in marriage will think for years, why is it not a child? Who will love you so much that he will tolerate a woman next to him who is unable to give him an heir? Do you want children?"
And why not? I personally feel that most men do not want children. In the country, 80% of divorces, and 70% of divorced fathers do not even pay alimony (and those who pay, almost all on gray wages). Would it be like if men wanted children? Many become fathers because a condom breaks (or his grandmother is quietly pushing a man into the shell) and not because they want children.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119655
 20.10.2015
My children, attention! In the kitchen, your younger sister gives master class "how to want coconut properly"! She was told that they would not let him beaten on the dirty floor - and she was washing it! Learn to!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119654
 20.10.2015
Just on discovery. The leader in some chulana turns an old two-step in his hands. There are a few guns on the table.
The owner of Chulan:...probably my grandfather brought them here from his mansion.
I think I know how this weapon got here. It probably belonged to your ancestors.

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