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[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144934
 19.09.2017
Nihren is not funny and came only now, but forty years of life. But the desire of grandmothers to feed their grandchildren from the pulp is a consequence of famine in the war and post-war years.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №144933
 19.09.2017
To the factory, to the machine.

Pirotexnikk – Ugu. The seller to the machine. And me to the machine and you and the one who gives you the Internet, and the one who gives them this Internet, and in general everyone to the machine!
What do we do with the machines? to sell? Seller at the machine. to exchange? Okay, I am changing your ohuenny detail to my salopodrishenskaya - I just got to the machine yesterday, do you want?

He will catch you with hemorrhoids, and to treat no one, doctors at the machine.
Okay Vaska on leisure will decide to scalp you in your ass for a bottle of vodka (which, by the way, now is generally an artefact from the past - everything in the machine).
And here you drunk half a yaiza scalpel picked up. You, as you were, are going to beat him, but he only has a scalpel in his hands and a friendly team. Especially because he poured up half a drink for protection from bullish patients!
There would be mentions, mentions in the machines all. The judges too. And the lawyers.

Everyone is important, even lawyers.
Except for Romanians and Romanians. But these pydoras to the machine can not be allowed - they will steal everything, and what they do not break, they will steal.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144932
 19.09.2017
Hop culture is deeply established in our society.
Do you not drink? Did he not serve? Did not give birth? Do you not like children?
So go fuck, that’s it!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144931
 18.09.2017
XXX: I go home, I go past the zoophile,
YYY: Beyond what?
xxx: a. this is the zoo shop here at us, "phila" is called.
I’ve never heard that people called it differently.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144930
 18.09.2017
XXX: Without a high school, you can not even conduct a circle of sewing. Orthodox teaching is possible.
Yyy: And if you offer a circle of Orthodox sewing, the inspector’s brain will explode. Maybe it is a method.
zzz: Chess and Orthodox Club

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144929
 18.09.2017
XXX is
I go to the bathroom, the door is closed and the light is turned off. Well, I think, freely, I click the switch, I push the door.

HHH
Behind the door, the mat-permat, then I dropped his door and the electrician completely fell.
He also broke the lamp.

HHH
Well, I look at him and say, “When you do such things, you have to shut up and hang a sign!”

HHH
The director went by. Now in the kitchen they discuss that the electrician is a perverse!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №144928
 18.09.2017
She saw only one thing: she didn’t like the baby. and carried.
The woman initially said that the children are now very bullied. The ability to dress well and develop children is very different from performing any capricious at the first requirement.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144927
 18.09.2017
The Parable:
Two frogs fell into a bowl of milk and began to mess up. “Here’s...” said the hostess and blasted out the frogs with milk in the bathtub.
The Conclusion:
You need to cover a bowl if you are a rushing housewife, not a clown.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144926
 18.09.2017
To lose a friend, you don’t have to borrow it. Sometimes it is enough to go into the woods for mushrooms.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144925
 18.09.2017
A movie with Jennifer Lawrence.

Only because of the fat and dumb insecure will have to go past this movie

and the poor. Do you not let your wife go to the cinema?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144924
 18.09.2017
Little today argued that the robot rabbit from "Well, wait!" is a reference to the second Terminator, because he also recovered from the pit.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144923
 18.09.2017
ZZZ is a story.

We gathered some ten omiches for a prayer stand against the film of Matilda. They stand, they ban, the posters, therefore, they hold.
In response, they received twenty omiches with a prayer stand for Matilda's film. Go away, say, princes, do not disgrace the Orthodox Church with your sectarianism.
But the princes did not give up, three more dozen of theirs were picked up, posters were printed, faces were terrible, the cheeks were blown up, the eyebrows were rotated - shorter than the former, shorter, stood.
Thought their opponents, and their friends pulled, and with the crosses, and with the chorugvias - beauty, not standing, the whole city is walking and admiring!
But the opponents of the dangerous cinema did not surrender, from the area of the reserve called, the icon on the banner printed a five-meter-long, built into a column and went to the square to stand, so stand as no one ever stood, so that from the standing of such the earth trembled.

But there fell upon them from the sky a huge iron and splashed them all, for no prayer standing will ever be stronger than the Prayer Desant to the Glory of God-Emperor.

The end.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144922
 18.09.2017
GT, "The Pirate Bay Tested Miner as an Alternative to Banners"
xxx: I wonder how will the search engines deal with this? Certainly they will not be happy if they remove their advertising and replace it with a miner.
YYY: Well, DVD manufacturers were also not very pleased when Video On Demand services appeared. But who asked them?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №144921
 18.09.2017
My MCH once told a story from his childhood. He was very upset that his mother had forced him to take the garbage and, after reading the smart books again, said that in democratic families this issue is resolved by voting. My mother said there was no problem. But if they are two, then for a possible decision by a majority, the vote will have to involve the cat Kuzyu. Kuzma does not know how to speak, his voice will be spoken by his representative, his mother. Thus, with 2 votes against 1, the duty to take the garbage remains with the son. The son was upset why the cat’s interests were represented by the mother. The answer was simple: she feeds him, clears the bowl behind him, formally caring for the incapable. My match was forced to agree, but hid a false plan. The next week he killed the cat and fed it. At the end of the week, he victoriously stated that he called for a re-voting, but this time for a revision of the custody of the cat. My mother was not without reservation, but she agreed. And by votes of 2 against 1 all the following week (like all subsequent ones), the son was released from the "waste duty."
This is how real democracy works. I defended my rights in a fair vote.
Thus e. Have you exchanged your garbage for cat care? Even though I think it is less difficult to take away garbage than to clean a bowl after a cat.
No, I mean... That’s fucking!
Don’t worry, that’s how real democracy works.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144920
 18.09.2017
We fly in the airplane, we descend.
The neighbor wakes the sleeping crochet with a cry: “Let me get up!” Fire in the engine. The earth is approaching! We will all die!!and "
Probably the programmers.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144919
 18.09.2017
Photo where the signs "Coffee", "Fensters" and "Monuments" are adjacent.

Comments: Almost by "Twelve Chairs". People were born to eat and drink, change windows and go to a different world.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144918
 18.09.2017
Call for a Taxi (Taxi)
My driver has not moved from his seat for 15 minutes.
He seems to be Uber.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144917
 18.09.2017
(from discussion of the settlement of the end of World War II on the Pacific TVD)

The Japanese at that moment are trying to chase out the shit and stick in the literal sense of the word (well, the roots of the resin pine. of juicy strawberries).
The militia is armed with bars and sticks - up to powdered silicon mosquitoes from water pipes and alabards inclusive. The main anti-tank weapon is a bamboo stick with a fool on one end and a anti-tank mine on the other. According to the results of the application, the fool completely burns his head and hands. The tank, if very (not) lucky - something.
The American tanks themselves at this point are protected by a 4+ rescue throw, in the sense, boards, clutch wire, and long nails folded everywhere, as if the screenwriters suddenly passed by the club of rollers and decided to spray their 40K weights with sculpted series.
This is enough!
Goblins... the Japanese jump on them with palms with swords in an attempt to get into the lookout on the march and kill someone.
They succeed!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144916
 18.09.2017
11:25 How are you?
11:26 A: Sleeping out
11:26 A: When is it tomorrow?
11:29 What is it?
11:29 A: How is it?* is
11:30 N: When your phone starts looking for Sarah Connor - tell me

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №144915
 18.09.2017
This was at the time when the "leafy" oil was not made from palm oil.

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