Tpexletna cectpeinka y meniya w gocтяx zametila, co picynok na papkete naapominaeet liceo. I look at the face of the man whispering. Poetry...

Chel, who will post here translations from overseas sites under the general name "life-dermo"! You have already borrowed!

Approximately once every two weeks they call from a mobile phone, are presented by the company "Personal lawyer" and offer to sign up for a consultation with a lawyer.



The first time I polently refused and said goodbye, the second time I refused and said goodbye, the third time I tried to clarify where my phone number came from, hanged the phone, the fourth time I asked not to call again.



Yesterday, they called again, again offered to sign up for consultation with a lawyer. I agreed. The girl at the other end of the wire was delighted. I asked what is the topic of the consultation. I replied that I want to file a lawsuit against a company that constantly calls me on the phone and imposes services. The girl already so gladly clarified what company. The answer is “Personal lawyer.” He hanged the phone.



Probably they will not be able to consult.)

C was on the fifth floor. I tried to eego cpacaat, cpotknylcya na letnice o cvoui nezavezuanné šnypky, ypal, ydapilcya goolovou o ctypeńkya and ešče clomal nógy. Koгдa pitted into me, my cat pitted past me, not distracting me of interest. The whole and notʙsweet.

We look with my husband at the Star - and there is the phrase that modern fighters are allowed to pass the sound barrier at an altitude of not less than 11 km, otherwise in the village glasses will fly out, chickens will die.
The husband:
- We at Voronezh before, happened, flew - when from "Baltimore" they took off!
And the chickens?
The chickens? are accustomed!

Asy > You don’t understand anything! Training is self-development! Spirituality can be raised at any age. The lawyers are horrified! It is better to look like an emergency training, where you will be taught to do an indirect heart massage. Can your jurisprudence teach you this? What if the plane needs to land??? What will you do?! Read the codes?! to
When the heirs of the deceased take the last pennies from his "civil wife", who has cared for the last three years for the "sleeping husband", when a woman, having lived a year in marriage with a guy and opened him to buy an apartment in a mortgage, divorces and takes officially half, and unofficially - the entire apartment, because she has two children before him; when the grandmother goes to trial with the employer, writing out in a hopeless claim of 10,000,000, and an unfaithful lawyer pulls her money every month from her pension for petitions and applications for three years. All these are live cases from my practice.
It seems to me that legal shit in life happens a little more often than landing an airplane or indirect heart massage. Spiritual practices are also a rather controversial occupation.
As they say, not one single.
Take care of yourself.

Yvonne: I read today:
"The Working Group of the Omsk City Council on Transportation cannot start the meeting due to the fact that the Chairman of the Working Group, Vladimir Kazanin, has been blocked".
I think it is genius. One of them is Omsk.

The Parental Forum
She asked the middle daughter to put order in the two lower boxes, where there was once a lot of sewing goods - rubber, lipstick, stickers, strands, buttons, etc. Now there is defeat!
She took three times and technically out of the topic.
Here I sat down to repair my clothes, changed the buttons, filled the holes, took my jackets and vests, scattered them and said:
and Vasena!! to
Well – what?! to
I need lightning urgently! A lot of lightning!
Ivan (17 years old) is still silent. In his face, all the heroes of ancient Greek and ancient Roman mythology, led by Hephaestus and Zeus, first run in one direction, then they flee back, chased by Perun.
He is silent so loud that I start to cry out of laughter. Finally Ivan says:
This phrase is so beautiful that I have nothing to add to it.

When I was 12, I asked my parents to give me some money to travel. I earned a large amount of money on the seasonal cleaning of fruits and vegetables. My father offered me to play cards for money, and my mother rattled for him to give up. We played in "point". The beginning was good and I increased my capital. Because of what my father did to me. But at one point I didn’t get the card and I lost all the money. I thought it was all a game, and we were playing for money. But my father took all the money and told me what science would be and that I would never play cards for money. I forgot about the trip.

Your handwriting will not be read even in printed letters. It was as if you were raised by wild doctors in the forest. And barbaric methods and not in that place.

My cat is cracking from static electricity, is it normal?
Tag: check the food
The refrigerator is full, not that matter.

>> I will remind you of a small rule that everyone knows - do not fall into public toilets. And if it is pressed, they do it on weight, not sitting down.

The weight is on the reactive current, what? So it is not endless, sooner or later you will land anyway.
Yes, public toilets are not for that at all - architecture, popping up the nose, that's all. And it is possible to squeeze and scratch in the basement - tea, we do not live in Europe, our ancestors fertilized Rus-mother in a pure field - do we violate traditions?

You are the first bet.
No, you are
and n-e-t you
Give together
Give it
[At the same time they put x@y on a relationship and never communicate again]

//to reveal to you the secret, why all this throw on the flat Earth ", organized?or you guess yourself, it is not difficult, think, the head
............
It is unlikely that a reasonable person will seriously reflect on the misty hint of a person who is unable to set up signs of interference in his phrase.

Control over the activities of the elected people is more beneficial to a democratic society than the trust of the people in them.

In 2006, I worked as a designer in a small advertising firm. One day, a cleaner was fired. With the words "work yourself for such pennies", although her salary for that time was quite good. Advertising without a cleaner. Technical premises, if not cleaned, will be covered with advertising waste to the ceiling in a few days. Of course, in panic we give an announcement. We look at the candidates. And it was embarrassing that there were mostly women with obvious signs of alcoholism.
Until one day Tante Nina came...It was a very exciting spectacle.
A woman comes in. Well dressed, clearly spoken. The beard is proud.

From the threshold:
Do you need a technique?
and yes.
I will work with you! You will pay me 20 thousand (tenga) a month for your hands. I will clean three times a week, and every fifth cleaning is general. We only formalize officially.
Information was great. It is not we who are looking for the technique, but it chooses its place.
Here’s that attitude, it was so chic that we decided to take it with a 2 week check-out (paid)...

Then I was shocked even more. Aunt Nina was just a cleaning god. She came to work exactly 2 hours a day 3 times a week. And, like an electric wire, it brought crystal purity. I came exclusively with my chemicals, for which I never took money, and I have never even seen them in the sale. The quality of its cleaning is cooler than when I wipe off my favorite cup of tea. The garbage was not stored even in the technical premises. No divorce or divorce. For every fifth cleaning she came with her granddaughter (or daughter, but very young)... and they stayed for another hour and two generals. Washing the windows. Even vases of flowers. One day they wiped off the paint from the printing machine, which even the native solvent did not take. For such a job it was not a sin to pay such money (by the way, I, as a designer, got 25,000. It is only five fewer.
Then we learned more about Aunt Nina... Besides our company, she worked in six other locations. under the same conditions. She went from office to office every morning. Five days a week. By five o’clock she was freed, and with a sense of duty, this beautiful woman calmly went home.
Seven official jobs. In each of which she is always happy.
When we roughly calculated her income, we realized that a woman is a genius. She just set up her own business, which brings her angry money. 140,000 tenge, in 2006, did not have every manager who went out from morning to night and without weekends had such a salary. Officially everywhere. I don’t even know what retirement she earned in that time! And given how she worked, she often received prizes.

Occasionally I now see her walking on the street with an unchanging hole, from which a small folded swallow ticks. He always greeted.

Are there communists in your town?
Who is a communist?

I got a girl (call of clients)
YYY, how is she?
In terms of appearance and competence, there are no complaints yet, but there is one...
Her holy belief that headphones give her the superpower to sound silent.

Pacckazala maatepi o cvoeem pešenie nie zaniematcya ceekcoom do cvadby. As I am from the sight of the religious ceme, that dime, that may be the dime of my footsteps. Ho ona, paccmeyaşti, ckazala “xopošee oppavdanie tōgo, što niko ne xochtet c tobie pepecpať”.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We have a music evening today!
What are you happy about?
Long time not seen so many bats at once in our chat.