During the exam:
XXX: A group member comes to me with a request to solve statistics for him.
XXX:Well, the time since there was not a lot, I decided part, and at the end of it on the leaflet signed "Dorehaj yourself!"
XXX: So our students were so upset that he gave up the same leaflet...

Reacting to the teaching...

Alex (10:39:57 14/10/2009)
Blessed

Alex (10:40:05 14/10/2009)
I spent two days not sitting at my lectures in the universe.

Crazy_KOT (10:40:18 14/10/2009)
I am happy to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

Alex (10:40:36 14/10/2009)
Fact

Katsuragi
Because of childhood hyperactivity.

Katsuragi
Recently, the teacher of child surgery explained to us how a student is different from a child.

Katsuragi
When a student comes home, he can lie down on the couch all day long.

Katsuragi
Have you ever seen a child lying down and doing nothing?

Katsuragi
The same...

Yasherko: Most Popular Themes in Twitter: 1) Hurricane, snow! Fuck the snow!

Raven Guard (10:59:17 14/10/2009)
I was given a prophecy:

Raven Guard (11:02:00 14/10/2009)
I go from the metro home. The body comes to meet. to zero. With eyes closed. Elijah is drawn. He looked like me, stopped, turned his head and, without opening his eyes, said, "Wait for big puzzles!" And with a voice like...the master of Yoda from Star Wars.

The case was in school, class at 9, in the midst of a tumultuous youth. The teacher asks us a question at the lesson:
Where are you drinking?
The class silenced for a few seconds, then everyone began to remember and quietly confess:
In the shop...
At the entrance...
Ivanova at the house.
The teacher was confused, and with a trembling voice:
- I really wanted to know where you drink water in school... Warn them not to drink from the crane...
This is how the reputation of the smartest class went to hell.

Probably everyone remembers in school guys, who did not go to classes, but dumb came to school and wiped up on the first floor...So here at the end of the 9th grade, teachers were already preparing to breathe with relief, understanding that the head of these gossip is released.But NO ONE expected that he would write a statement, that he wants to study until the 11th.In short, teachers are good people, but the mathematician principally and sharply refused.This happened to the director.After an hour of conversation in the office, when everyone was already exhausted, dialogue:
You have no right not to take me at 10-11!
The Mathematics: How?He doesn’t know math at all! again the pants will be going to wipe out here...
How many are 7 and 8?
There was a moment of silence, nobody expected it.
Student: I was not preparing!You are?
Generally speaking, the choking stood on the whole school, the hour negotiations were over.

0z: What are you doing?
Q: Do you miss me?

Favourite: The cat has driven away! Yes very much! What are you doing?

0z is:
Here in the girls bag found:
If you ask them two questions in a row, they only answer the last one.

I wanted to check it out! ))

Favorite: and how to check?

0z is over! You are a man!

(15.07.09)
Is it possible to see a bear on the street?! to
I apologize for leaving
The bear pulled off and ran out of the booth.
I found him in the tracks...
Bollywood has deceived him.
He walks through the streets drunk.
WOW on the ball is playing...

I am a Ukrainian! I am proud of my flag!"

You are very rough, why do you call her fat, she is very offended, she has a lot of complexes about her weight.
yyy: She has a nick in aske "fat"

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This morning the host of the news of the 5th channel SP.
The French military handed over to law enforcement authorities.
Two Somali pirates.
I wonder how much?? to

In Moscow, Hillary Clinton said that the United States does not recognize Abkhazia.
of South Ossetia.

After that, Mrs. Clinton was honored to return to the North American British colony.

When homes turn off the lights, all the games on the phone become so interesting (:

Xxx: officials are stupid? You are a bitch and a bitch!! Engineers, businessmen, doctors and journalists are all fools! They can do nothing without us, they need permission. Without us you are nobody! I understand hatred! We have to think for you, and you are also a bad boy... I have to decide everything for you on the salary? The fucking

This is the statement of the deputies of the city council of one of the millionaire cities at the regional forum in the branch on corruption.

XXX is
What do you think about Barack Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?

YYYY
I don’t know if he’d better get a puzzle.

Whom to wake up?

Man with a perforator

"Mathematics only why to teach it is necessary that it keeps the mind in order" (Lomonosov)

"Mathematics – Gymnastics of the Mind" (Suvorov)

Science reaches perfection only when it begins to use mathematics.

"Higher mathematics kills creativity" (Fursenko, Russian Minister of Education and Science)