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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10460
 28.09.2008
The years of Tetris have made me an outstanding planner.

The washing machine.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10459
 28.09.2008
A couple of times I sent my wife and son to the sea, because I didn’t have a

I worked on vacation or I pretended I didn’t work because I didn’t work.

My first holiday in Turkey I still remember.

by Sorrento. Well and so "the child needs the sea" - "I can’t" - "and we

What to do? Why should a child suffer?" - "To ask, fly

I would like to work with you".



Both times were blessed, I’m not afraid of this word, two weeks.

And here one time I, already strongly subdued, broke through "to arrange

Yellow" It was not long before the family returned.

On the other hand, on the third day after I took them to the DMD on the plane.

Something broke up and that’s all. I really wore a few hours.

The apartment. All of. From and to, including the toilet. After every drink.

Drink (and I did not interrupt this process) I opened up something

another corner with dirt / dust / bark. Why and why I did this,

I can't explain it because I don't remember the past + drank at the end

very much.



The apotheosis of my general cleaning was a completely unexpected visit of a maid.



She, you know, is a wonderful and sweet person, we have her with her.

Excellent experience, tested by thousands of times. But here with such

She just didn’t know me, and as if I didn’t have this one.

The sides. That is, in her understanding I and the banal washing of dishes are things.

It is incompatible, and in fact it is. I did not hear the arrival of the witch.

The music sounded loud.

When she entered, opening with my key, I was in a knee-armpit position washing the house.

Floor in the children's room. She did not expect to see what she saw.

The whole apartment shone. I am, in some cowards, drunk, somewhat shy and

Hichika himself under his nose finished his "last smear", pulled off the cloth in

The last time and (here is just the pause between the songs on the record) released in

The broadcast loudly what, sadly, made me amused. Here in our archive.

Families have differences.



Did I say something a-la "in Natashka ohuieje when he returns, gygas",

Would it be "the witch would see it".



I think both options were good to complement that.

The picture of the surgeon that the aunt watched. She just sat on a pubic in the hallway.

And she cried out, making some squeezed sound.



Well here I am, the gallantness itself – "hello, Marnikolovna! Let us s

We will drink from you, and you will not drink from me, and you will not drink from me.



I remember she was very pleased. I also remember her.

The eyes. They said everything.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10458
 28.09.2008
Good advice for hospitable hosts

If guests come to you and you put the fucking stuff on the table, then no one

I can’t say you didn’t have anything on the table. And if you

Put the hernia in several kinds, then you can tell the guests:

"What kind of shit do you need?"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10457
 28.09.2008
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Boris
No one to answer for the Bazar?

Siddhartha Sergei
Fuck, the idiots are different like always! I could not comment!!! to

Boris
The Bugga! answered

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10456
 28.09.2008
News from RBC:

Vladimir Putin: Russia will not change the model of economic development in connection with some political events.
Putin: The government intends to further reduce taxes on oil and gas in 2010
Vladimir Putin: The Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation intends on September 22 to carry out the auction placement of loans on the market for 3 months.
Vladimir Putin: The government of the Russian Federation will adjust export duties on oil based on the analysis of oil prices for 17 days.
Putin believes that the situation in the financial market is not related to the problems in the Russian economy.
Vladimir Putin: The issue of reducing the ESS can only be resolved after determining the parameters of the pension system.
Vladimir Putin: The government of the Russian Federation makes a pause on the possibility of reducing VAT.
The Russian government will give credit institutions the right to keep deposits after January 1, 2009.
Vladimir Putin does not believe that it is time to spend oil and gas revenues onining the financial market.
Vladimir Putin believes it is economically justified to allocate 500 billion rubles. Supporting the securities market.
— — —
Dmitry Medvedev: I totally agree with Putin.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10455
 28.09.2008
XXX (01:16:55 22/09/2008)
Yesterday I watched The Incredible Hulk.

XXX (01:18:21 22/09/2008)
so he ended up with the fact that to the commander who fought with Hulk came the Iron Man )))) from the movie Iron Man ))) I already thought that I was fucking on the ground of boredom )) and no in the next movie the heroes and both of the movie will be somewhere next type in the same world )) original move )

XXX (01:18:39 22/09/2008)
Well, like if the Terminator came into the main instinct and fucked Sharon Stone.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10454
 28.09.2008
The bones of all the mice have to work today!
...??? to
The entire accounting.

Well gone... Tuck – doesn’t work... In the second, third, fourth... What, mja, for
My mouse fever is like this... I overload the comps, I pull out the mice – it doesn’t work.
I insert my - it works. In thought, I turn one of the mice -
Sensor with an invoice. The number! They had the inventory yesterday. I am
Well, of course, Deffy, it is clear from the technology far away - well, that all four
And so much!! The shock.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10453
 28.09.2008
History from school time:

A Russian language teacher explains the topic of using a tiret in exchange for a repeating member of a sentence. He explains long and tumultuously, but a voice comes from the class:

And how to distinguish between cases when to put a mark or not to put?

Do you feel when your member falls out? Hmmmm...

The lesson could not continue.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10452
 28.09.2008
The Red Beast
I want to be encouraged...

The Red Beast
The massager did...

The Red Beast
With strong men’s hands.

voiced
Do not shake your heart (

The Red Beast
We will cut off the strong men’s hands and massage each other with them.? to

voiced
I am for!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10451
 28.09.2008
punisher: I was shocked yesterday) in the show "man and law" about anti-health cooking chicken grill and shaurma showed a man from whom I take shaurma

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10450
 28.09.2008
I roll out a series of South Park locker titled "Two naked guys in a hot bath"... went out to eat, the mother sat behind the computer to find some music... she looked at me with her eyes then...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10449
 27.09.2008
I sleep in the dental chair all the time. These whispering shit so calm the nerves...I’m serious.
Although a foolish sign for a girl is to fall asleep when something is persistently kicked into her mouth.

c) Sovereign Leprosory

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10448
 27.09.2008
If I don’t find anything in the refrigerator, I’ll eat you.
Tagged: let it go! Will we be together forever?
No, not always at 5 a.m.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10447
 27.09.2008
I have a device, flash on 4GB, coated with fur (friend gave)...
So here, there is a dog-troglodytes, eat everything he finds, between him and Device there was an interaction of such a plan:
came from work, on the flash brought the code a couple of meters, look at the fresh head... threw the flash on the couch, fell asleep.
In the morning-no maps.. all searched-no.. led the dog to walk, all such a sad... well here the dog sits on business.. and between these things you are running my flecha 0_o
My mother is forging, pulling home, wiping, putting in the computer and hearing the whisper of the casper!!! Fuck the shit!
PS: at work new bases, no viruses... I think to take the dog to the veterinarian.... 0_o

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10446
 27.09.2008
1 (00:26:27 22/09/2008)
What do you create?
2 (00:31:23 22/09/2008)
Spartak Smatry
1 (00:31:44 22/09/2008)
Where with whom?
2(00:31:49 22/09/2008)
Home 1st
1(00:32:06 22/09/2008)
Fuck it! The channel with whom they play.
2 (00:32:16 22/09/2008)
Vano
2 (00:32:20 22/09/2008)
A movie about Rome.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10445
 27.09.2008
Boltali with a friend (P) about personal life.
Q: I see, you just have a love triangle.
I: This is not a triangle. This is a steam.
P is?? to
I want one, and I want another. If the second wanted the first, then there would be a triangle!
XD is

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10444
 27.09.2008
Do you know when the heating is turned on? Because of some of my physiological characteristics, it is very difficult to get up in the morning.
She: What are these characteristics? ;P
He says: I am hot!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10443
 27.09.2008
OHA 21.09.2008 23:47: I give up.
OHA 21.09.2008 23:48: I thought about my behavior and...
OH 21.09.2008 23:48: in sign of dismissal I demand 69
OHA 21.09.2008 23:49: Greed is the second happiness?
OH 21.09.2008 23:50: greed - if I just passed demanded

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10442
 27.09.2008
by Che Guevara:
We have harsh pirates. I downloaded the movie from the hub, Babylon N. E will be called, I include, and there in the frame is the TV on which this film is going, and a drunk man after the frame reads the translation.

by Che Guevara:
and the camera is constantly leaving the side )))))))))))))))0

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10441
 27.09.2008
Is it okay when a photoshop teacher writes photoshop instead of photoshop?? to

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