I am serving in the brave Russian army... and you know, now I have no doubt that candy is made by the hole!!! The Wall *

I walk through Borshtag, in the transit.After me a girl, and behind her two typical gops (G).There is one crawling in order to stick:
G: Girl, how to go out on the street ****** can you tell me?
D: Well why, go out of the crossing, go to the right, then the first turn to the left, there you will see a huge h*y, so here you are there!! to
I roasted all the way home.

Ivy :
Is it cold there?

by Blink:
I don't think the stitches are cold, the stitches have long since fallen into the warm countries)))

Godlike: What about your disagreeable Eblan? In the militia? I just look at you at home, not walking with him.
Morta: First of all, he is not an idiot, he is a nonconformist. and politically active. Secondly, he is a cursor.
Godlike: I have a friend. On the first drink, I held it over the bathroom to make it easier. Then I saw him in his glasses and it turned out that he was excellent. He is also a musician and talented. He is currently working somewhere in college.
Godlike: And here he was recently seen—he was walking in a suit, with a wallet and biting a baton on the go. He is a true non-conformist, but he does not think about it and therefore does not paint. And thousands of eggs in a maid with Che Guevara are not worth it.

I ate dinner with my boyfriend yesterday. Everything was great and dinner, and so why picked up too. I just made an observation. He has five kinds of cheese in his refrigerator. 2 hard, 2 soft and type dor-blu with mold. Is he such a gourmet and should I hang up with my cooking? Or what does it mean?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to

We asked – we answered!
In order to turn the horns of the trolleybus on the development in the right direction, the wires are provided with a "shooter". It moves the horns to the left line, tracking the electricity consumption of the passing trolleybus.
To turn to the left, you have to keep the launch pedal pressed when you pass the arrow. And to the right: you have to scatter and release the pedal before the arrow, it will run and that's all. By default, the shooter is always on the right.
The antibody:
Gathering the liliputs in Liliput, the liliput stands up and says:
“Today we suffered a great loss, the man we all respected, Gulliver, has died.
Voice from the back:
Fucking to dig!

111: The balance is not a pitcher!! to
222: well, there may be an orientation in him and traditional, but Pidor is still that XD

Today with a friend on a beer box bet that he will never be able to meet a girl with the phrase: "I want you..."! Better not to argue... He sits in the electric car in front of the cute girl in the headphones, catches her look and continues the dialogue:
He: Girl, you’re so beautiful that I’m ready to have sex with you right here!
She (pulling out the headsets): What?
He: My name is Denis! And you?

I am writing an application for dismissal.
I will not speak by hand.
Yes, I’ve already cleaned up (I’ve already ruined 2 blackboards)
A woman from the HR department said the reason "because you’re all piddars" won’t go =)

Growing up is when you stop being ashamed of Bart and become ashamed of Homer.

c) the fuz

DtyZ ‎(21:17):
Better not to be you!

Drimon ‎(21:19):
Better than me and not.

Ghost Evg
Vicky - Anina's neighbor

Ghost Evg
What interests you specifically about her?

I am
The general characteristics. As for Noot. and :)

Ghost Evg
Inside it is a standard four-core processor, a couple of exobytes of a hard drive, operating terabytes - short of nothing remarkable. The body is very rarely ventilated, due to which it is quite privately smoked, although recently the issue of cooling and ventilation has been solved by almost 70%.

Ghost Evg
The body - the legs are standard, but elegant, in the area of the Firewire and USB ports everything is also wonderful - cm 90 in the circle, closer to the DVD-ROM about the same

Ghost Evg
Here, the front panel pumped a little - all the elegance of the lines rests on the excessive aggressiveness of the panel.

The accountant man argued with the room of three accountants, they did not give him any numbers. Word by word, the conversation went on to elevated tones, eventually the angry accountant comes out of the office with the words flying across the hallway:

They excited me, they excited me...I don’t care who of you will give!

Modern packaging of toothpaste is not able to reflect the individuality of each member of the family, as metal tubes did at one time.

XXX: What are you doing?
I want to violate the guitar :)
xxx: and how does she react?))))
I was upset :D

Asian girl with chestnut hair, who drove on October 13 about four on the orange branch to Novokuznetskaya (and how long it came out)!
I sat and watched how you stood, not because I was a goat and gave no place to anyone, but because in my backpack I had a large, fragile, very expensive foreign device, which would interfere, but would not withstand the whirlwinds in the passage. Please forgive me, sweetheart, I will now be tormented by my conscience for a whole month!

A man in glasses with a beard and a backpack.
— — —
Bring the plz to the top, suddenly she reads, or I am so ashamed (

Do you need a hard disk? and how do you start playing?
0 – Why do you?
Yes, I decided to play a little on the weekend, I'll take off later.

XXX: Greetings
XXX: What is it?
YYY: Yes, so slowly, did you fight with your girlfriend?
XXX: I’ve moved... I’ve got longer :D

Q: Do you have friends in Israel?
What am I so similar to?
Q: You answer the question...

How to surprise a girl?

In principle, you can surprise a girl by offering her to marry!
Yyy: It is true!!! to
XXX is not for me!! 0 - O