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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89025
 30.10.2013
So, children, d/s in biology "gans migration" and in math "percentage calculation" performed. But where is the traditional distinction between grammar and spelling?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89024
 30.10.2013
But I don't waste time, I start to pull and so, and the hair, and the hair. Then he approaches me and, looking straight in the eyes, says, “Girl, have you finished?” He sat down behind me to shake his back. and :(

So fun to watch the girls in the gym))) especially for those who go to the "individual classes" with the trainer))) not scary, moderately stretched girls of skin climb to please the trainer or pumped boys))) from the fucking side as funny))) meat+meat))) and stupid boys playing biceps before girls more sporty)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89023
 30.10.2013
Neighbors told: A street cat sometimes throws a mouse bite on the doorstep. Thus proving their professional suitability and desire to get food. The mouse slipped from the door, the cat sometimes lost food. Then, in a conversation with the neighbors, it was discovered that he also brought them mice. One day, accidentally following the cat, it turned out that he, the dog, wears the same mouse to all the neighbors and in such a simple way leads a full way of life!

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89022
 30.10.2013
If Fedor Bondarchuk had at least played in WoT, he would have known that the fusible projectile would not ricochet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89021
 30.10.2013
The best time for a tasting is from 10 o’clock in the morning, when the tasting has completely awakened and is not tired yet.
He stood up and went to work – bumping until he was tired.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89020
 30.10.2013
Live case with course protection:
They do not do so!
- I took this from the design of the real iron, having consulted with the head of the department of these glands of the profile enterprise.
– 4

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89019
 30.10.2013
>>> Press your CTRL + F. I would sell my soul to the devil for the ability to use Ctrl+Z for life!

Would I sell my soul? Then press Ctrl + Z. =) is

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89018
 29.10.2013

Shadow
A terrible rush. My student is Vietnamese.(A good student, thinking, and in general) Prepod from VPM gave him the task to write a reference to the "Excellent Vietnamese Mathematicians" (well, the Prepod is a cowboy, ch).
Here is
The title list. "Ministry of Education..", in general, the hat, everything as it should be, the name of the department, everything is clean, without mistakes. "Referat.. on the subject.." "performed.. such a thing", all by a worker, shorter.
We opened...
Inside is a single phrase.
"In Vietnam there are no outstanding mathematicians"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89017
 29.10.2013
08 October 2013
The other employee has left.
Who is this time? Where did they move?
I am Peter. I have not emigrated.)
Please check out the tractor.)
(What can you do here?

29 October 2013
XHHH: This Pidor sold the customer base!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89016
 29.10.2013
In order to restore the confidence of citizens, the Ministry of Internal Affairs ordered new armored vehicles for the displacement of demonstrations.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89015
 29.10.2013
Ro'ongshn: I like this world. To be lazy, stupid, greedy, and just a rare Gandon and stupid in life is nominal, but if you are a matte, it is yes, terrible and worthy of public condemnation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89014
 29.10.2013
Sunshine, what do we have to eat?
Wife: Well there is a strawberry with milk... just a strawberry to cook! (Even more thoughtful) and after milk!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89013
 29.10.2013
Yesterday at the entrance there is a young man, I pass by and I hear:
What is she not drinking?
The Boy: No
What is she, a drug addict? O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89012
 29.10.2013
in a cube to:

A little about childhood misconceptions. I, still in elementary school, when listening to the radio, I thought that the singer is such as Jenny Ferlopes:) And my father, listening to the children's poem "the rabbit's housewife dropped, under the rain there was a rabbit" thought "who will we wait if the rabbit's dropped?"

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And they began to live and to eat, and to chew good.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89011
 29.10.2013
Growth in sales worldwide is considered a great success for the company. And only for the Russian Post is a great misfortune.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89010
 29.10.2013
Hi to. This is an anti-spam bot. and 100 rubles. What is VAT, and how much is VAT?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89009
 29.10.2013
xxh: We held something like "class of politeness" today with first-class students. Well, they were told there what they couldn’t do in school: they couldn’t run, they couldn’t fight, they couldn’t joke in the dining room and all that. In summary, we ask the children the question:
Q: Do you know how to behave in school? What can you do in school?"
The response of the boyky first-class student from the second part, in the presence of us, a social teacher and a teacher:
"I know it In school, you can’t call a teacher a suck and send the director a nachu!
The curtain.
The Flowers of Life

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89008
 29.10.2013
Irina: brought spinach from the village, read recipes, cook from it, like a tail))))) any dish
You need to literally add cream cheese onion oil egg potato salmon!! to
I wonder if I have all this, do I need to cook from spinach?! to

Anya
Ahhhhhh 😉 😉 😉 😉
The cook!! to

Irina Rakhmanovsky
осетрины, fish particulars large, fish crumbs for broth, petry root, celery root, flour, spinach, strawberry, flour, boiled oil, cream, greens, salt, pepper by taste, egg.
I would eat without spinach.

Anya
Ahhhhhh 😉 😉 😉

Irina
Osetrin, A
Oh yeah 😉

Anya
No, without spinach is completely different taste!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89007
 29.10.2013
xxx - fuck, throw: fly to Siberia 40k is worth
Previously it was free! :D
XXX is on the train.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №89006
 29.10.2013
here here :

xxx> her thoughts are intangible.
If the thoughts were material then the waves of hatred to the Explorer of all the webmasters of the world would have long ago burned up the company that produced this ugliness.
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The rays of good in the direction of the tiny soft from the windows (and their more than the webmasters), as well as the rays of good from all the twists (the games in most cases go on the win) keep the balance of forces of our fragile universe.

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