XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You can pump the skill and kill through the walls step by step, but usually for such a banil...
Yyy: When a sound is heard through a concrete wall, it’s not normal.
Zzz: Tell it to the developers

I work in a photography studio, I photograph people for documents.Today a young man comes to me and says that in the military department they were told to bring 4 photos: 2 normal, and 2 with ribbons in the corner.
After my speech from the thoughtfulness of the personnel of the military committee, it slowly became clear that under the ribbons the young man still meant corners under the print. Thank you, you made my day.

[Reply to the entrance door]

Advantages: Imitation of doors
Disadvantages: The neighbor's cat broke

The commentary:
The door is not worth your money. I put it on a warm sarai. It was cold, and the neighbor's cat wanted warmth - the result: I curved the corner and now lives in my barracks.

A thought that doesn’t come out of your head for a long time may be looking for another way out.

In the holy 90s, one of my acquaintances, a master of athletics sports, the robber broke his hat and ran, and she ran after him.
I run, he says, I can catch him, but what to do with him - I don't know, so I just run.
One and a half miles later, he dropped his hat.
It lasted a long time, good.
I should have called him for training.

The Ukrainians blame Russia for all the problems. The Russians are America. The Belarusians are not blaming anyone. Sometimes it is hard to suffer - the potatoes must be digged!

Be careful with your hands.

>>> Then wonder "the relationship with him? He is -loch!" <<<

Cover the original post with a light cloth! We make passes with our hands! Assistants sexually put their legs forward! The OP! And suddenly from somewhere magically appears "he - loch", which in the initial post was not at all! It was just "sexual I am not attracted". Ura to! Magic in action!

In the morning, I am terribly dull, I get into communication poorly. Buying coffee, I quietly stretch the card. Barista: Do you have a card that is fluttered or applied?"I hang and start to watch a person like the most notorious gate, then quietly take a coffee, a card, a check, I leave.
But for the third day I laughed: flattering or flattering - that's the question!

Fischer skies - this is not the point of the switch
But the Ashisruck-ovskys are just that!! to

You’re joking about what Google is doing... I’m a copywriter and for me it’s almost a daily routine... Yes, I need information about constipation! Four times in an hour! From different sources! Google, humbly blinking the eyes: sorry, but your IP has seen suspicious activity... Will you not help poor robots in conquering the Earth, noting where on these pictures are road signs, and where are high-rise houses? You are so kind, lady.
Within an hour, the same again... All the bobs!

About the sense of humor in the testers (yyy works as a tester).

HH: This is the joke. Chukcha bought a refrigerator. He asks why it is so cold in the tundra. Chukcha: Eye, however, in the refrigerator -20, and in the tundra -50, we will warm up!

WOW :
I’m not sure if the refrigerator will work if the ambient temperature is lower.

Live in shit is an important part of life. The enemy will come and try to make us worse, but he will not be able because we are worse. But the problem arises: how to live if the enemy does not come?

Trump has signed a law condemning “supporters of the supremacy of the white race.”

The Law:

I like the damn niggers.

The signature:

by Trump.

Advertising dance school: "Menada - childhood what needs".
If you remember who Menadas are, you begin to think that someone has a very peculiar understanding of what is needed in childhood.

Geographically, we had a deeply offended woman in our years. She taught according to her own debil system. It was necessary to go out with her report and read it in front of the class, then she raised the one who listened least and asked a question about your report. If he did not respond, he put a trio, because "he prepared a report not interesting for comrades!"

Just then we were given a free topic on Asia, well, I made a report on Thai prostitutes. I managed to read a couple of paragraphs, when it came to the billboards this old fox pulled my report out of his hands and, clinging to his shoulder, led it to the director, simultaneously insulting. In the director’s office, she “pulled the ears out of me” and left to continue the lesson.

As soon as the door knocked, the director turned red, fell on his forehead at the table and rattled to tears. Asked my version, confirmed the injustice. He said that many complain about this old nonsense, but personally he can do nothing, because no one can work. I asked not to do so anymore.

You’d be an alpha if you had to change pants more often than pants.

Bab is often changed by appearance attractive men with weakened potency and cowardly character ))) So don't lust yourself, "alpha".

Medical Questions Answers.

I think I know a little more about pepper than about meduses, so I will say more confidently that the mechanism by which pepper can affect the diameter of the pupil and the vision is very difficult to represent. The only one that is vividly drawn is a half-kilogram specimen of Bulgarian vegetable, flying at a speed of at least 10 m / s, which falls directly through the eye and causes the contuition of the ciliary ganglion and subsequent traumatic mydriasis (large pupil). As for the medusa, it is difficult enough to throw it with enough force to cause sufficient injury, taking into account the consistency of the projectile.

Yesterday evening I went from work through the ICC (Upper Boilers).

On the shoulder a small bag - a messenger.

At the entrance there is a table, a guard is sitting.

Not getting up, asks to put the bag on the X-ray tape:

A bag for viewing.

I put my bag and said:

- In front of me two people went with backpacks, why you didn't fuck them before you dug up, and you dug up to my bag.

in response:

They are in the headphones.

"Spring", "Spring"...
About the fire-breathing dragons were told by the knights who tried to steal to the dragon from behind. The first blow by the dragon's sword scared, but not so much. And the second cut out a spark that burned the dragon "spark(k)". This is Knighthood! There is little honour in stealing from the tail! Then they talked about the "fires".

A lot of stuff XD

In the name of Natasha,
It brings down the bed:
Let go of Matilda, O my king,
And keep me away!"