And I am afraid in the car to attach the seat belts: suddenly I will have to jump out of the car on the go O_o

In the Heroes C?
<SENI>: I don’t have time to play with you. I accept the goods responsibly. Pistols of PM. New in the factory.
...
<SENI>: (((they need to be checked for marriage and forgery. 11 thousand of them, yopt.
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<SENI>: I hate the...
...
<SENI>: what hell should I check them at all? I have no idea where to look, where to pull.
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<SENI>: They are all the same. A stupid job.
...
<SENI> has done it. What is Hmm?
I am charging.
...
<SENI>: to the wreck of heroes, make a beer, fired.
Have the heroes been burned?
<SENI> is not. The chief of the warehouse came, took the batch I had received, and began to pour it into a bowl of oil. Two have flooded. The wooden. I am from my homeland.

I learned more in a couple of weeks than I did in universe.
yyy: oh, universe is shit) it's a scam, just to walk 5 years before work))

Evangelion: I am going home today, I am approaching the entrance, someone has thrown out the cactus, normal like that, in a pot. I’m getting closer to the sausage. Painted green and wrapped with soccer needles!!! to
Creativity fucking

(12:48) xxx: Dear staff *****, today the DOTE championship will be held, at 17:00 I await everyone in the 309 room.
20:20 The Championship is Canceled! I was fired ((

Take a break, take a break... 5 course for a couple is late!! to
(Voice from the crowd)
In the fifth grade, it is not easy to go for a couple.

I am calling in the office. I shrink:
and Elena?
Yes Yes
Hi to...
No, not by Elena. Do you need Helena? She will soon arrive...
Monday is Milly!

<xxx> Imagine you’re going to the U.S. tomorrow, you’ll have everything there, what will you take with you?
<yyy> Dozens of keyboards, Russian.

And it was December 2012... And an asteroid appeared in the sky. He began to fall to the earth. And panic reigned on Earth: the end of the world comes according to the Aztec calendar. And an asteroid fell on the Stone Calendar of the Aztecs. There was dust. There was a shock wave. And when the dust dissipated, the new calendar of the Aztecs, up to 32118, stood in the place of the broken calendar. Next to it was another stone, smaller. And there was an inscription on it: “The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the day the old calendar ends, thank you for using our stone calendars!”
c) D. Mansourov

The U.S. Ministry of Finance declared al-Qaeda bankrupt
It burned so much...

The humanitarian school. Lessons of algebra.
On the board are two sinusoids.
So what did we paint?
A pleasant whisper from the last part:
and DNA!

I will never believe that a little girl, even if she is listening to Ranetok and Bilan at the same time, asking stupid questions or wanting to get acquainted (which in this, thank God, mankind has come up with a million ways to culturally reject or ignore her at the bad end), is worse than you telling her “KILL ON THE WALL.”

Moookry snow falls with huge lashes (mid-October), everything turns into ridiculous drizzle, I am standing at the stop and waiting for conversations like:"It’s all dirty... What a hole is happening here...The legs of the mill are wet... and so on", but the citizens delighted me. I only heard two phrases all the time :)
Are the salts already salty?
Weather does not encourage suicide on the road, our plan is cancelled.

People who are outraged by the fact that the attention of the media has been tied to the death of the stray thief for a week, who will be buried and mourned with all honors at the Hovansk Cemetery, where the best people of Russia are buried, support! eternal hell to him.

The joke:
One prison guard says to another:
Imagine Smith escaped from the sixth chamber.
Well, or maybe he’d just cut his pills already.

Tomorrow (14.10.09) at 19:30 MSK we all watch TNT!! We are in "Taxi"!!! to
Let the people see, let the people see.

About Elections
I live in Astrakhan, we had the election of the mayor of the city on the 11th, the struggle of two candidates, and quite stubborn - the current mayor and another candidate. Interestingly, the candidate was arranged a complete blockade on television, while this number of all the mayor showed on all channels, such as he planted flowers, the beds burned. Many attempts have been made to remove the candidate from the election.

Before the elections, I and my friends did not ask anyone, everyone voted for the candidate - even walking in the street, I heard fragments of conversations in which they said they would vote for the candidate.

And here we know the results of the vote - Mayor 65%, Candidate - 25%. The floor of the city is in the state of O, and our mayor accepts congratulations and rejoices. We have not seen such a stupidity in falsification for a long time. Budgeters were forcibly removed from work and controlled for whom they voted. Representatives of the candidate on and/or by force were put out when counting the votes.

They also set up a complete information block on everything that is happening at the federal level. You know what’s going on behind the MCAD.

A man who never hesitates is a very comfortable target.

I remembered a story from my schooling childhood.
In our class we had a thin, weak amateur astronomer Andrei. Everyone who did not fall had the honor of offending a quiet and harmless "botan".
One day, at the class of physical education, the boys were pulled up on the curtain, and the turn came to Andrew. The first hooligan of the class ran from behind to the uplifting Andrew and dropped his pants with the cowards.
In total silence, the girls slowly hanged off the jaw, the boys received their first complexes of inferiority. No one hurt Andrew anymore.

And what "smart man" came to the mind to call secular donkeys lions?

On the Vagankovsk Cemetery are buried Decabrists, revolutionaries, military, athletes, composers, musicians, singers, ballet artists, artists, architects, directors, journalists, writers, scientists and inventors. Look at these names:

Vladimir Kowalevsky, Andrei Mironov, Talkov Igor, Mikhail Tanic, Leonid Filatov, Fyodor Reshetnikov, Alexei Savrasov, Vasily Surikov, Stanislav and Andrei Rostotsky, Alexander Abdulov, Georgy Yumatov, Yuri Bogatyrov, Georgy Burkov, Georgy Vitsyn, Vladimir Vysotsky, Erast Garin, Vitaly Solomyn, Mikhail Gluzsky, Oleg Dal, Mikhail Kononov, Georgy Chuhraj, Marina Levtova, Hope Rumyantsev, Emily Lotyanu, Valentin Pluchek, Vsevolod Meyherhold, Spartak Mishulin, Mikhail Pukhin, Anatoly Romashin, Alexey Munch, Dmitry Pryanikov, Kliment Timyyazemiev, Axeov Vas

And next to you will smell the thief and the villain, the ugly, disgusting creature!
It is shame!