Xxx: In general, we in Russia have no problems with zombies... They are dead – the blood does not circulate. As soon as there is a minus 1 degree, they immediately freeze. And here you will be able to walk with the beat and break the funny ice figures.

Zzz: Therefore, you should be concerned in advance about the coat of cloth with heating and helmet.

On one dating site wrote to a girl, asked to tell a little about herself, she replied:
"What to say
Plans are many but none come true.
I can’t say anything about myself "

I’ll just leave it here)))

Stranger: How do you get a crowd of children between the ages of five and eight to silence for about one and a half minutes, forcing them to go into a state of deep thought? Animators at the local TV showed a master class, asking the children only one question:

What is the name of the cave?! to

The silence was guaranteed!

Video of the theft of the monument to Leonov from the surveillance camera looks good under the music of "gentlemen of luck"

XX: Pascal is a difficult way to study Si.
XX: Are you sure you want to extend the pleasure?

If architecture is frozen music, then our Khrushchev is a free improvisation of drunken taper.

Look at how beautiful my breasts are. Not the fifth size, of course, but does not hang, the nipples are pink, pleasant roundness. Do you like it, confess?
“Petrovich, get you dressed faster than Mike.

That’s why it’s common in Russian to call the cities New York, New Jersey, but New Orleans?
YYY: Historically this is the case.
zzz: Looking forward, historically, the city of "Vladimir" will also get a fatherhood ;)

(From discussion of the training course.)
What do you want at all?
The account.

Discussions about peaceful religion. Have you heard that you would kill those who don’t want to eat pasta? Here’s, so the choice is obvious if you understand what I mean.

A friend of the courier says:
by Faq. I was in two courts. Standard: " cutting - cutting "? Moore is not. He came to the last client and, it turned out, brought him a hunting knife. The UPS.

In 2011, designer Julian Urbonas proposed a project of American mountains for euthanasia. The wagon, according to his design, will move with such overloads that the human body will not withstand. The visitor of this “attraction” dies without torture, even experiencing euphoria. The project has a solid scientific basis - its consultant was Michael Gresti of the Laboratory of Spatial Desorientation at Imperial College London, studying the disorders of the vestibular apparatus and the problems of dizziness and dizziness in transport.

Announcement at the doors of the group with d/s at Lena (mid-1990s):
"Dear parents and sisters! It is strictly forbidden to bring idols into the garden".
They meant all kinds of - then in fashion - mutant toys, transformers, etc.

Give a man a fish and he’ll put it on Instagram.
Teach a man how to fish, and he will start a separate blog for that.

Their name?
and Osley.
Are you lucky with the name and the initials?
– I. A.

Sometimes I wonder how cockroaches of this size are placed in people’s heads. And then I remember that some people just don’t have brains and therefore a lot of free space in the turtle.

I brought you a souvenir, I don't know when I'll go forward, so here's the photo for now
XX: [a picture of a beautiful booklet]
You have all agreed, right?! to
I have an electronic book! E-L-E-K-T-R-O-N-N-A-I! to

Talk about the movie "The Martian"

ty3ik:If it's from Andy Weier's book - then fucking I'm going to watch this movie, the book for me personally turned out to be terrible. Approximately this, a free exhibition:
I needed to get into orbit, which was 12 miles from the surface of Mars, to eat a potato of 83.14 pounds, which for my weight of 118.56 pounds and a diameter of 0.23 inches would provide an average speed of 2057 m/s, but this speed was not enough to stick to the boat, and to narrow the rear hole by at least 12% it was necessary to lubricate it with 5% boric acid, which would provide a speed increase of one hundred and a half miles/sec., but if I took the start from a sixth height of 0.8 miles, it would be possible to limit myself to three light inhalations of ethyl alcohol.
Here is approximately this acceptance (c).
boot_from_cd: You know, I didn’t intend to read the book before your comment, now I’ll definitely read it:))

The principle “best defense is attack” is the cause of many battles.

The 40-year-old Valentine Grimaldo, walking around the city, was bitten in the hand by a poisonous coral snake. Without being confused, the man caught the snake, bit her head and stretched her hand through her body like a sting to stop the spread of the poison through the bloodstream. Per that decision ultimately saved his life.