(Discussions about violence in computer games):

xxx: The most cruel game in my memory is the "Dragon". Just think about it: the poor snorkeling jitter doesn't understand what someone else's lust, traumatizing his digestive system and involuntarily stretching the body because of the volumes of the eaten... And then the bat - and bite itself! The BRR...

Welcome to the Annual March Against Capitalism
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Keepgi: That’s how the CPR works.
Neutrino: With the support of RPC.
By order of LGBT.
Kerosen: On the Rights of Advertising
Nilson: for the Anonymous Crab Community

Alcoholics from above are constantly beating their children, fighting with each other, robbing the cabinets, pouring, their sewing is eternally swirling right into the square floor, which is why our ceiling is already in places yellow, and on the balcony they have a fucking workshop knows what, but they have been drilled and drilled for 20 years, and are very surprised that anyone is disturbed. Today they once again caught me: the crying of the child and the strikes lasted for a few minutes, according to the feelings they beat this child on the wall. I knocked on the door and threatened the police. He heard a lot of curses, but the child stopped beating. And then the concert began) the aunt apparently decided to "vengeance". At first, he drove and jumped, rushed as much as he could, hit the battery. without getting any result, decided to take revenge and her revenge was terrible: she got a sovkova vacuum cleaner. Zero reaction again. After that, she began to scream, and with something angry, she laughed and poured 10 minutes into the unison. Without receiving any reaction and demonstration of the terrible suffering of the neighbors, he remained silent. Today is the quietest day in a long time. Could she be out of anger?

Donna Ma: In the spring we went with my son to the kindergarten, and someone left a bunch of books, I went to see, and I say, “All these books were written by Lenin.” Son, in horror: "And what, brought and put here?"

here
Either someone cheats that cleaning and cooking for a few minutes, or lives like a pig, he just doesn’t see it himself.

There is an anecdote:
- at Petrovich "white", I got a drink!
What are the symptoms?
The greens are running over him, and he can’t see them.

Listened at the stop. Two guys were talking:
- So look at the hunt of some horror, but all these western vampire zombies are overwhelmed.
What horrors do you give? The Soviets what?
Is it there?
A middle-aged man standing next to me pulls a cigarette out of his mouth:
There is. "The Lake of Labyrinth" is called.

xxx: I told a pepper at the Olympics. They have a SPB school with an in-depth study of chemistry. And someone got a piece of potassium the size of the head, I don’t know where. In Vaseline, everything goes well. Long thought about what to do with him, and eventually threw him out of the bridge. According to him, the potassium jumping on the nevus to the bay itself was very epic.

yyy: p#zdit, inf 100%...

zzz: I’m just imagining a board of a fisherman or boatman who was sailing on a river. You swim for yourself, you do not touch anyone, and here the potassium is carried directly on you. by water. O_O

Recently there was a framework in a responsible and solid institution, a whisper broke out, they were told to take everything out of their pockets.
The usual movement put everything out, and there - a steam car, two teaspoons, a brass pen from the box and a cover of the bottle of perfume. There was no phone and no keys.
From suspicious and testful eyes almost melted. I don’t look like the father of a six-year-old boy.

The white ro-o-oz
The Unitary O-O Road
How the elections went
Friendship in the ass.

Let’s better
Some other cats.
to move?

A to let. The length of the mouth of my cat is 5.5 cm.

The Medical Forum. Problems of psychomotor and speech development of children. Appeal of the mother (M) to the specialist (C): (M) He speaks very badly. I started noticing problems with speech when I was 2 years old, then he spoke only about 5 words (mama, dad, pig peppa, pult). She took him to a neurologist who said the child had encephalopathy.(C) It is very unfortunate that with such a set of words, no doctor has advised you to throw out the controller with the TV and start reading books.

I don’t say anything in response, I know, all the girls are identical.

And men too: two hands, two legs in the middle of a nail.

I did not understand either.
I did not understand the hint.

I will work at home on the weekend.
Okay, then I’ll plan the weekend without you.
XX: Did you not get angry, my joy?
YY: In the meaning? You will work anyway!
Will we have love with you tonight?
No, I am going to sleep!
Then I’ll plan the night without you.
Did you not swallow?? to
In the sense? You will sleep anyway!
Sorry, I understood the hint.

That is, you need to include your husband in your plans and constantly pull him out of work? Or, as an exemplary wife, to sit next to and give "useful advice"?

They are like spouses, not Siamese twins. I can't tolerate couples that can't cling together, and because of this, everything is painfully suited to them both. And then they all argue, because one of them wanted something completely different. You can always let your partner go where he is interested and you don’t need to. 10 years, the flight is normal, part of the holidays are separate, part of the friends are not common. Or do you catch your whims of any gender every minute, because otherwise promiscuity?

And otherwise it will be as I want: five minutes under a blanket and fairy tales. Because she is tired.

That means you don’t want your husband at all"

Do you not know how to read at all?

to this
And you, the lazy ones, are noting and elevating yourself to the rank of saints for doing such things that absolutely EVERY WOMAN does.

I see no reason not to do the same to a man. A woman is not equal to a breaker.O want to smash - as much as you want, but you don't have to bear it on all. There are women, fortunately, to whom work and hobbies are more interesting than gender. Break down in the house half and clean up half too. by Nafig.

The cleaning

She lived alone: cooking dinner took a maximum of half an hour, during which, while the potatoes (rice, pasta) were cooked, she had time to strain the salad, lay the floor, make a light charge.

Travelled with a guy...

After work to go to the store for products - half an hour.
At home, you don’t have time to dress up, you’re rushing to the plate – and what? He will come hungry! And a plate of potatoes with a spoonful of salad will not get rid of! Anthony is a man! He needs housekeepers!! to

From nowhere in the house began to appear scattered things, a mountain of dirty dishes in the dishwasher, collections of cups at the comp. The dishwasher in the bathroom became gray from dirt in a couple of days.
We brought a bunch of cat - a bunch of cat wool everywhere! Coming from work, I did not even have time to go to the toilet - the first thing I was rushing to clean the tail and into the kitchen! The weekends went to purchase products on the market (which carried 10-20 kg) and gene cleaning.
The guy started complaining that I no longer met him from work in sex clothes. After a month of this life, I wanted to escape from there.

They departed.

I have cleanliness and order in my apartment. The cat is fed and cut off. I have enough time for my hobbies. It’s no fun at night ;)

There will be no morality - both sexes draw conclusions.

Better explain - who are all those ladies who work, do all the housework and sex with their husbands is disgusting to them? What is the cult of cactus eaters

I do not know. I did not meet such. And you can tell who are all those men who are tired at work to suck, but always excited to eat and fuck?

Great free wifi in the Moscow metro: half of the time you can watch amazing advertising for free, the other half it just doesn’t work)))

5 in the household.

A few years ago I rented an apartment with my classmate and I seem to understand a little about the women who are rebelling here. No, I’m not a fan of increased sterility – cleaning once a week is enough. Well, the floors are washed and dust wiped out, my dishes are wiped out immediately and all the spills are wiped out immediately too. But this, let me say, a fellow student... Once a week his mother came to us, brought a bunch of foods to his son and prepared food for a week. There was almost no room in my refrigerator under my food. That same mom at some point began to report to me why we are so dirty: everywhere son's things and son's dirty dishes. You are not cleaning? I clean up after myself right away. Don’t you see that things are thrown here? No, I don’t see it, it’s not mine. Why can’t you clean up? I am not a cleaner for your son, he can clean himself.
He lived apart from his mother for two months. He believes that he lives alone and independently.

Review of the electric plywood under the name "Dream" on a well-known website:

It was taken from the developer, left alive.

Disadvantages: The oven to the mother's umbrella exploded, the wiring melted, the kitchen burned. The cake did not work, it burned.