Interview with the operator (O) Sberbank:

A: A suspicious operation has been carried out with your card, so service has been suspended.
I: Oh yeah?
A: Name the site on which the operation and organization was carried out.
I: The site is battle.net, the Blizzard organization, with a loud voice.
Are you sure this is a reliable company?
and pause.
I: Are you joking?! to

When I was younger, I lived in the same house where the district shaker was located and returning from the holidays with a taxi, these dialogues often occurred:
Where are you, girl?
The Volga Exorcist
Do you give up immediately?
Oh ah...
Maybe it’s better to go home?
– No to! Take it there!

XXX: I will go, that is to say, that the ballets should be dressed in barbers...

I was not afraid of frogs before, until I was 5 years old, until my uncle asked, “You are not afraid of frogs?”

As we sit on a psychology lecture, the preacher gives this phrase:
Well, guys, but here are normal people in this situation.

I am a girl, I am dating a girl.
I sit in a cafe, she notices on me the suspension that a friend gave me.
The further dialogue:
D: That’s why you wear jewelry given by other people and don’t wear my gifts?
I: No, well, why... I begin to recall convulsively what jewelry she gave me for a year and a half of a relationship and why I, in fact, don’t wear them, waiting for the flight.
D: * a little silent* Although I didn’t give them to you, right.
and women :/

Message from a friend.
Played on the phone as a fool and accidentally sent a message to the record table - shot 50p! asks: well and who is now a fool?

from chat dota (mama also plays)
-Silent_murder to Noob_pro: I am your mother fucking, fucking peder!!!! to
-Noob's_Pro_Mom: Yes okay!! Your address is Leningradskaya 115 sq 38, now we and his father will come and see whose mother you fuck there!
-Silent_murder: Sorry, I didn't know you were his mother, I just said so, I was very angry
-Noob's_Pro_Mom: late, daddy has already gone, prepare vaseline, daddy we have a military =)

Zedmor: Funny... those who want a cayenne usually don’t have money for it, and those who have money don’t need a cayenne.
Who is buying them? and :)

MaxKatz: Those who should not have money, but they happen to have.

In the internal complaint book of the enterprise: the system administrator connects remotely to our computer and looks at porn.

Recently, I looked into the notebook of the nurse on the OBŽ, the topic of the lesson - behavior in a criminogenic environment. Next are three points:
1st Do not wear anything expensive.
2nd Wear nothing beautiful.
Three Do not wear anything sexy!!!
On top of these three items there is a gray inscription: "Walk in bags out of_under the card!!and "
by Facepalm

Today the leading engineer of our department tried to overcome the car. He wants to print the drawing in black and white - and he has almost all the blue painting. He fights, and finally asks the boss:
How to make the car not blue?
He had to be raised as a child!

Now there was something.
I go to the pharmacy to buy something different. I get up in a whispering line. I immediately wanted to get out of there. And here comes after me a man of a rather shaken appearance, unbroken, unbroken, all kind of mint-dirty and smells of moisture from it. Well, I think, either a wallet is stopped, or a little bit of it is picked up, or maybe both.
Here the turn comes, I catch my vitamins, pasta, go out on the street and encounter a sister living separately. "How do you...like a mom...like a cat...". Meanwhile, this bombardment comes out, sits in a luxurious BMW and elegantly...
I had to stand still, put my eyes back in place, fix my jaw, and also not in a hurry to turn off my eyes. On my two.

You lied to me!!! to
It was a lie for good.! to
xxx for whom???! to
YYY: In my...

KG: I do not use the words from their lexicon. For example, in mathematics, evidence is now not from the opposite, but from the ugly.

I am 19. Today I came to the post office to send a letter.The line is full of elderly people. Something tells me that when they came here, they were young and healthy too.

Should I throw out the philosophy? (no, I’d rather leave it for the status quo)

XXX: I don’t want to contact him!
WOW : Why?
He is a dull bush of muscles that still thinks that the bottle covers turn off the clock. You won’t believe, he’s getting rid of her!

[22:46:10] Yulia: and we look like porn))
Vitalka: Oh sorry for distracting me from this wonderful activity.
[22:47:36] Julia: No you are better and much more interesting )))
[22:47:50] Vitalka: I am better than porn?
Julia: Yes to me
Vitalka: I’ve never heard such compliments before.

Frost_dv (16:10:40) Go and drink beer
Igorentiy (16:14:27) I am an ordinary family member!!! I don’t drink beer and I try to quit smoking!!!
Igorentiy (16:14:51) the more I am already in the shit!!!))