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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119573
 17.10.2015
And the speaker told the people’s deputies:
Whoever of you is without sin, let him vote first for the abolition of inviolability.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №119572
 17.10.2015
..." Unknown in Moscow stole a monument to actor Yevgeny Leonov"
Why the Unknown?
Hate it!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119571
 17.10.2015
I dreamed of John Snow.
Nikita: What kind of her?
Labels: Game of Thrones
by Nikita: Тягомотина
What does it mean to be heavy?? to
There are dragons!
Tagged with: boobs!
Tagged with: Blood!
And in the background of all this love!
Tagged: and dwarf
Nikita: *ROLF* Here is a brief description of all seasons

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №119570
 17.10.2015
But if you think about it, the best clothes that hide a woman's body (other than frankly Muslim) are skinheads: bagged pants, heavy shoes, a batnik or a blowy jacket with a cap, a cloth that covers half the face...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119569
 17.10.2015
There was a problem with food at work: the dining room on the territory was closed, it was problematic to carry with you, because. There is no refrigerator or microwave, the only restaurant in the district is specialized in fish, and I have an animal allergy to it. We discuss how to live with a colleague. She gives out:

The beginning is good, it can eat our brains, and we don’t know what to do!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119568
 17.10.2015
I will answer:

And the Islamic girls in clothes are fundamentally different from the outcomes of strictly Orthodox families, which are no less wrapped and wrapped, except that the necklace of the unmarried woman is allowed to talk from under the cloth?

are different. Islamic girl can only open the oval of the face and hands, Orthodox women do not have such strict restrictions, they do not have to completely curl their legs, hands, neck. Orthodox clothes should only be modest and modest. Nevertheless, in Istanbul, for example, you can see a girl in an ultra-short narrow shirt with dense loins in the tone, a closed but stretching shirt and in a hijab, as if the rules are formally observed, everything that is placed is closed, but the girl at the same time looks more dressed than dressed. For Orthodox Orthodox families such clothing for daughters is unthinkable.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119567
 17.10.2015
It was Vasa. Watson wanted to buy a car. And I bought. And he bought the car, this case is worth noting, what Vasya heroically did all night. And in the morning Vasya on his new car went to business. And how badly hit the haishnikov, lost his rights, a fine of 30,000, a car for parking, and Vasa home, to think about his behavior. Vasya collected money and went to rescue the car from the penalty parking, paid what was due, took the car and went home, without rights. I didn’t have time to make the insurance, for which I was also fined this morning. After such a beginning of the day, Vasya loaded up and, in order to divert, raised again. And went home. Since Vasya was very in a hurry, he did not miss the opposing car and tried to teleport through it. Faker was drunk and the focus failed. He also failed to escape for the aforementioned reasons. As a result of less than a day of ownership of a car 2 fines for lack of insurance, 2 for driving drunk and 2 crashed into the car. Yes and more. Vasya was seriously interested in whether he could now learn and get category C.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119566
 17.10.2015
In Grozny will start the production of Lada Vesta
Delphin: Immediately underestimated so as not to rework))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119565
 17.10.2015
How often do you hear that a group of Orthodox radicals seized a plane?

Recently, the art exhibition was destroyed. The start of trouble!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119564
 17.10.2015
On the Yaroslavl branch in Moscow, several electric cars from the Chelyabinsk depot were driven. Green, not even repainted, not something to repair. ED4M Early Edition. It has been running for at least 10 years. Fuck, they are like new. The glasses are not scratched, the seats are not cut, there is no smell in the tampons. Cheerleaders, I respect you. You are not only harsh, you are also more cultural than the Moscow bull. thank you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119563
 17.10.2015
A colleague Anetchka came from the office kitchen and shocked with a food container:
This is whose?
Silence, no one is paying attention.
Sasha, is it yours?
I wave my head.
Is it your container?
Julia shakes her head. Everyone is concentrating on the keyboards.
Okay Googl! Whose container?
Right now, because of the computer – the head of Xushi.
Is the food container green? The ONE!

The curtain.
You watched the dramatic mini-piece “Two with requests”.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119562
 17.10.2015
The future has come: Coming to work and opening the 'document circulation' I get a message 'A new version of the employee under which you work has been created. Enter the system again' Then I realized that I was promoted.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119561
 17.10.2015
Now we call a salesman (year 60) from the branch and says spam to the mail comes -
Pills for potency and from snoring. And he tells us "why I get this. I don’t snore and I don’t have sex!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119560
 16.10.2015
News from Yandex:
"Bulgar border guards killed refugee with a warning shot"

There are strict border guards in Bulgaria. It is terrible to imagine what follows after a warning shot in the event of disobedience.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119559
 16.10.2015
xxx: Here’s how to name a man who has lived in the West for almost twenty years, has long had his business there, in principle, not bad and writes to me: “A good American is a dead American!”

YYY is a colonizer.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119558
 16.10.2015
When I read, I thought of you.
And what did you read?
Physics textbook, paragraph on horse power.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119557
 16.10.2015
In every translator lives a prompt.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119556
 16.10.2015
Friedrich Nietzsche: Woman is God’s second mistake

The cloud in the pants, like any good aforism, allows for several interpretations. In this case - in relation to what was the first mistake (I suddenly come to mind two)

WildSery> Only two? :D

Wattman> Yes Strange that I didn’t count.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119555
 16.10.2015
I read the news headlines.

Forced installation of Windows 10 has begun
Sweden opens center for raped men

I think...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119554
 16.10.2015
The Oak E1:

GT-T
Mehran Kesha has published on the Internet his warning about a swift and devastating earthquake that will occur on October 17, 2015 in the Western Hemisphere. As a result, North America will be separated from the South. There will be a monstrous tsunami, the waves of which first wash all in the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean, then reach China and Japan. The catastrophe will destroy 40 million people.

Katrin( Black's )=^..^=
Don’t change the car tomorrow?

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