The bottle is too little. Two is too much. Three is right.
The second is Axioma!
Y1 is postulate.
Y3: Theory of theory. They require evidence!

08.06.2017

There is a cat at your doorstep.
This is my Vaska. I went out the window to walk out the street again.
Oh, it would be nothing, but you’re like the ninth floor?
I am myself in shock! How does he do it?!! Nothing but cat teleportation can explain it.

11 September 2017

Yeshua is Yeshua! I discovered the great secret of cat teleportation!! to
A cat just jumps onto the balcony to a neighbor, and there lives an old woman under ninety. She will feed him and swallow him, and let the fox go out. She doesn’t let go, she’s scared.

Escape from the army.
XXX: How should it be shit in the army that the soldiers are fleeing from there?
Yyy: We have a daytime runner who has been home for less than a month. The logic? And she is not. But part of the weekend was fucking, and I was sitting on the plate with a rack and taking reports for reporting.
Yyy: Fuck shit, because the rack did not work at me

What do you do, I’m driving the car!
My knees are so missing on your hands!
M: Your knees were 40 centimeters away.

The prostitute

After the universe accidentally turned out that during my studies I slept with half the flow (this is about 30 girls). By the way, they were mostly sympathetic. And I was sitting, listening and jealous of myself – my relationship was built outside the university, and there were no thoughts of betrayal.

Does anyone know of a photographer who is engaged in underwater photography?
2: Ball from Prostokvashino

Here only give girls still not "adequate-careful", and thus "macho".

No, they give just those who give the girl what she wants. And for this you need to be just adequately careful and understand when you need tenderness, and when you need to knock a member on the table and order her to immediately dress up and go to bed.

In fact, Stephen King’s universe is quite a safe place. To survive, you just have to stay away from the state of Man.

In a wave of general suffering over the beginning of the school year, I discussed the school years with a friend. Next with his words.



“My parents didn’t force me to go to school. Dad was only pleased. In the morning we woke up - the lopata, the villas, the cattle, the straw... Nothing, but not to sit at the lessons. Another day I did not go to school. The same scenario. On the third day, my father only opened his eyes, and I was already in the corridor with my wallet in my shoes. I loved to study.”

XXX> now the Internet of smart things is coming, everything with wifi. things are smarter than people
YYY> userk: so I have a Nokia for 400R, so I don’t mind. The Complex :)

X: Okay Google. Where am I? Who am I? What am I doing here? Which area am I from? Why am I so bold?

But one of my acquaintances, a programmer, kept the sheets of the hanjubas (shaped as in the picture) in a children’s book. "What is the joke?" The book was titled "Find and count".

The first rapper in Russia was Pushkin. His Onegin is not bad so on the rapper, and the ancestor of Sansergeich was quite self-sufficient according to the tradition.

Ideally, as a doctor, I’m willing to work for an idea if:

1st Someone for the idea will give me a house with communications, for the idea will provide electricity, gas and so on.
2nd For the idea will provide food, clothes
Three The idea will provide transportation.
4 is For the idea will be allowed to theatres, theatres and other entertainment places.
5 is The idea will educate children

The plots around Matilda are all gaining momentum, now they have spoken about the need to declare the clerics heretics and exclude them from the official church. We are waiting for discussions as to whether they are equated to terrorist groups (after the fires it is possible, yastshita).

xxx: This is when prolonged anhedonia, inhibition and general depression, it is depression. When you have a long desire to kill, what is it?
YYY: Code-Review Usually

That’s why I’ll be found in the woods in four packs.
Why at four? Both of you will fit well!

I train in the park. I do the exercise - lifting, turning the tires. All this time there is a man sitting next to the bench, at that age (I see him for the first time) and watching me. Periodically gives advice and comments: "Hold your back straight! Do not bend your legs too much. Keep your back straight! “He overcame short. Well, I try not to pay attention, I continue my business. During my next breathing, he approaches the projectile and says, "Look as you need to," - grabs the tile. The cover is heavy, large.

- Man, maybe not, I would have melted at least... - I try to stop him (man does not look like an athlete).

Give it here, don’t bother it. (Okay well what)

The "Teacher" begins to raise the blanket, blows, matches. In the middle of the road, it is expected that the roof will collapse together with the man who grabs his back, while whispering something non-member separated. There is no scene. After resting, sitting on the ground, he throws a wicked look at me and says, “Dowye...seated? ? to ? “ He asks me! ) is

I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m. I am.. )

The island of Kunashir. The inhabitants are mostly military. We sit on the couch, drink with a friend, lieutenant. At the bottom of the shore there is a lonely shrouded figure.

This is who?

The soldier escaped.

Where to? ? to

Where are the soldiers going? to home. He is looking for a train station and a bridge. Don’t worry, half of them don’t know geography. And why there are no stations on the island to their home, they don’t know either. He makes a couple of circles and comes back. to home. On the lip.

During the wonderful school years I had to visit Anapa, and not even in the hotel, but in the house of friends of my parents, there was a lot of fun, but here is one story most memorable.



Near the park there was such an interesting attraction - pay 100 rubles, walk on the sidewalks of obstacles in the form of scattered plastic bottles, a small hole, uneven surface and sand and get either a beer box or 1000 rubles. Having tried once I naturally fell on the very first obstacle and, laughing, we went home, although the sediment was small : D Well and of course I decided firmly that for a month of stay I would subdue this attraction. Upon coming home, my comrade and I gathered walking out of subordinate means (boards, sticks), they turned out to be heavier and higher and curier than those that were at the attraction in a million times, walking on them was a whole penalty, but the will to win led me through the darkness, and after ten days I walked on them barefoot, not noticing any obstacles on my way) Here, showing my parents their new skill, they invested in me 100 rubles and we with a friend went to this attraction again=) Should I say that after my elevated heavy and curvy halls these seemed to me as old good, more convenient shoes, on which I could not go, but almost fly, the obstacles I passed there and back without any problems and no trace of the holidays with D, who had not given me