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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №10400
 27.09.2008
Sisteroot: a new word "smiling" has been invented.
It’s not annoying, and I understand.)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №10399
 27.09.2008
Interesting observation: if you press +, then the text appears in the slides.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №10398
 27.09.2008
Vika: What code will you enter?
Str : Hz
Vika: and more precisely?
Str: Hz from R.H.
Vika: from where?? to
Str: From the year of God! From the beginning of this era!! The birth of Christ of Nazareth!! to
STR: Will there be more questions?
Vika: Yes
Vika: Is it true???? to
STR: omfg... specify by Dionysius the Little. He thought.
Vika got it! Say this to Asuka.
Str is crying. I am very ill now! I almost laughed and now cries and I have tears flowing! I may be fired from work because of you.
Str: He doesn’t have an Ace at all! The Romans are unfaithful.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10397
 26.09.2008
I fell my self-esteem. I didn’t even dream...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10396
 26.09.2008
You need a thread?

I need a paycheck and a salary.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №10395
 26.09.2008
GrApH: yesterday the brush pumped
SpameR: Drilled the shell?
GrApH: yopt for photoshop!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10394
 26.09.2008
Nashville (22:49:26 20/09/2008)
I was going to hike!!!!!!!!!!!! to

Loki (22:49:41 20/09/2008)
Do not chew!

Loki (22:49:47 20/09/2008)
All Simply

Nashville (22:50:24 20/09/2008)
It’s just... I don’t want it, but... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A. The puppy!!! to

Loki (22:51:21 20/09/2008)
approach the wall closer - you will definitely not sneeze for 2-3 hours, you will wake up - write, I waltz!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10393
 26.09.2008
FS: The end of the crossroads does not change.
FS: End of
FS: End of
Horses of Milla!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10392
 26.09.2008
I encountered like the gopniks here... and I brought with me half a cup of minerals half full.
"The skill of possession of sweeping weapons has been improved. Study of the spectator "Oh shit, what do you do""

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10391
 26.09.2008
xxx: We took the GAZ-66, painted it in our corporate colors and painted the emblem on it, so that in the central office they could see that we are not doing anything bad here in Kazakhstan.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10390
 26.09.2008
From the ASK:

Natasha (9:25:58 24/09/2008)
Guys, we take the work form. She rested and went to work. that is. by Oleg Pavlovich ))
Natasha (9:26:10 24/09/2008)
Oh... Oleg Pavlovich...you are not a fool at all!!! and :)
The House of Nashville (9:26:30 24/09/2008)
Natalie, come to me!
Natasha (9:26:40 24/09/2008)
and :(

I’m going to lose the prize, but I’m going to lose the prize :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10389
 26.09.2008
Rex: Don’t look, you have 200 gigs of porn on the screw, another 400 on the disks, so you’ve gotten all of Playboy’s 82 years?
This was a childhood I wanted to remember.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10388
 26.09.2008
by Znep:
I started watching the movie. I do not remember the names.
I liked the beginning. Black screen and silence. Then the phrase "Three and a half years later" and the film itself went on.

What did you think about 3.5 years ago?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10387
 26.09.2008
Wife
Say something warm.

Fedor
My bird

Wife
MEU

Fedor
He fled in horror.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10386
 26.09.2008
From the discussion of the topic about the proof of the non-existence of God:

and gt; 2. "God created everything"
> Everything means God too. Did he create himself? and :)
And if he created everything, then before creation there was nothing, including God.
> Who created it all? and :)

Ancient Egyptian beliefs say: “In the beginning there was nothing. Then God created Ra himself and then everything else.
God Ra is cool.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №10385
 26.09.2008
"I am a niibazo gamer! Yesterday, 4 minutes before the alarm clock from being in front of your eyes pops up the standard game menu of gray. Find the Exit button, 5 seconds. I opened my eyes and laughed first and then thought.

This is a fig, I used to stay in front of the alarm clock and the next night checked out the sleepO_o

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10384
 26.09.2008
Toughened Laminated Safety (14:31:37 10/09/2008)
I can seem strange, in principle it is probably, I sometimes like when I am not asked about anything and do not leave time for reflection (this is about my feelings and desires), but simply roughly speaking they press to the wall and do with me everything they want... well, not all...I can then regret everything, but on the other hand there was no time for reflection...I’t want you to perceive it as a hint, I don’t even know for what purpose I wrote it to you now...in general I don’t know, it’s just so, about me.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10383
 26.09.2008
Ira: Damn, I looked at today's small textbook on English, so look at what dialogues children read, re-written literally:
and Hi! Its marry? Hi, is it Mary?
Mary is speaking. Mary is on the phone.
and Hello! Will you marry me, Mary? and Allo! Will you marry me, Mary?
Yes, of course, and who is speaking? Yes, of course, but who is talking?
It is George! This is George.
Oh George, I am happy! Oh George, I am happy!
Alex: *ROFL* schoolchildren are preparing for a tough future))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10382
 26.09.2008
I bought cheap shoes in the market. It hasn’t been a week since our cat got rid of them. No one has ever said that Chinese shoes are crazy.

and Reckless

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10381
 26.09.2008
I am doing a report on the topic - "Specificities of Russian management."
I found a couple of references on the Internet and from each thing I choose and insert into the report.
Foreign companies attach great importance to the development of team spirit, the ability to work in a team.
But in this, the Russian manager can give the forum to the foreign. Experience of pioneering camps, barracks, sabbathers and joint drinkers gives huge advantages.

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