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[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38018
 28.10.2010
I want sushi!!! to
Eat a snack and don’t get tired! :D

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38017
 28.10.2010
I have a dog. and chao-chao An intelligent, cultural and educated dog. Before that, even the food on the floor, which is not intended for him, will never take.
Here somehow...
I go home after work. With a bag. The rest of the lunch in the bag. I say goodbye to the dog, put my bag on the floor and go to the bathroom for 10 minutes. I go back, I see, the dog eats my dry (!). I, making a very strict and vicious appearance, begin to insult her. The dog looks at it with an abomination, but continues to eat the dry. I turn around. I look at the bag. The bag is broken. On top is a bunch of dry food. I have been :-)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38016
 28.10.2010
And why didn’t Andrew get it? Third time already.
It is PPC wrong.
He has to scratch his ass. When he calls, he means to the other end of the city, to one, the one on his behalf goes to the other, so that he travels by the tram to the third. And he sits on the subway, comes to Andrew and tries to scratch his ass with a vacuum cleaner, and misses and gets in the eye.
WOW: About something like this is written in the evo proga) questions?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38015
 28.10.2010
She is:
Well say. What emotions you have caused in our communication. Only in detail. Not good phrases.
He is:
tremors on the skin, accelerated heart rhythm, excitement in the head, nipples stand

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38014
 28.10.2010
And what about the emo-asphalt knee? =) is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38013
 28.10.2010
I am willing to do anything for money. Let’s go down and see the limits of my capabilities"Coi(c)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38012
 28.10.2010
XXX is wow! He is back, how good!
YYY: He did not go anywhere.
XXX is wow! He went nowhere!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38011
 28.10.2010
FeN68: rom, today for the first time I made a girl cunnilingus...I liked it, I still want to
FeN68: Oh this in private should go!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38010
 28.10.2010
The director (man) spam came: "men will want you" )
I am afraid to open.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38009
 28.10.2010
Foreign
Currently, 245 soldiers from Lithuania, 175 from Latvia and 160 from Estonia serve in Afghanistan.

The first comment:
and villigut:
160 from Estonia!!!! Did you fool the entire army? Who will protect Estonia if it is attacked by aliens?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38008
 28.10.2010
(In his childhood)
Do you want to be like Terminator?
I was: Dada!
Mom: Eat apples, they have a lot of iron, you’ll be like him.
And I ate, fucking.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38007
 28.10.2010
Do not say anything to me!
But I could not hold back my tears.
Yandex to me today –
The eighth died in Germany.
He did not climb into the loop, did not sit on the heroin,
And he did not hold the armor cold at the helmet.
He had no swine fever or angina.
The eighth life is short.
He predicted everything in the championship.
He had great secrets.
The bookmakers hanged them all, their mother,
The sounds of African vuvuzeles.
He predicted the collapse of Lionel Messi.
And where it will eventually fly out.
Don’t worry, just two hundred!
The life of eight is short.
He predicted – virtually the Messiah –
Uruguay goes to the semi-finals.
Russia will not enter South Africa.
(Here, indeed, without him everyone knew everything.)
Oh, live to live for him – he would have predicted, I see
Victory in the Champions League CSKA
At the stadium somewhere in Paris.
The eighth life is short.
So sleep quietly where you are buried.
(I hope you’re not cut into salad.)
You were blue of blood.
So eight-legged Paul - Vivat!
Add another two hundred.
No more rhythm. The line ends.
Remember how I hit Inista?
The eighth life is short. c) Senya

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38006
 28.10.2010
xxx: now a woman on the phone says: MCFER
xxx: she is apparently being questioned, and she begins to dictate: michael, church, economy, finance, novel
xxx: and simply to say the international center of financial and economic development can not...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38005
 28.10.2010
What do you do on the long weekend?
I plan to do a niche day 3-4

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №38004
 28.10.2010
Julia: And I went to bed. Did you say everything?
and
Andrei: Well, you are the type of naked, the type I have to present this type, all type so sad, and you are alone, you are also sleeping beds, in delaa... type all such body, and the type without need, and the type here you said, did not come, and did not remember, and where the globe for him in the garage once, and I type "Addadadada, and I kind of "Addadada, in the case, you are not worthy of the best (in the side of the blues "Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
and
Are you smoking? and :-)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38003
 28.10.2010
ViolentBeauty: candy and soft pony as a gift.. - this is not a hint - sauce and fuck a horse,.... Yes to!? to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38002
 28.10.2010
She: And I was told today that I have a mathematical mindset! It is :)
What a warehouse, such a shell...

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №38001
 28.10.2010
I hate my husband’s friends. and angry. I would have married them all.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38000
 28.10.2010
I received a letter with the topic: Aeroflot Bonus. "Momentally in the sea!" Absolutely fucking.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №37999
 28.10.2010
(Conversation with a girl about the ice)
XXX is
I used to pressing the brake and the machine stopped.
YYYY
And then you press the brake and in 5 minutes you make the Lexus driver pass.

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