I now understand how bad people have been doing us since childhood.
A child comes from the garden and says:
We learned a new poem...
Which one?
- "Good morning - I am a deer"

How to burn ready blenders?
NN: Well, you fill the oil...
How are the cakes?
NN: Yes, like the cocktails.
HQ : thank you.

Gary Oldman (March 21, 1958) younger than Gary Newman (March 8, 1958) by 13 days

The fools, who previously placed the power button above the arrow keys on conventional keyboards, now place it above the Escape key on the laptops keys.

A guy and a girl sit in the bus, holding hands.
Part of Dialogue:
You are a girl, and who are you?! to
She is: I? I am your tumor. We are symbiots, I am beautiful and smart, and you eat.

by VKontakte:

Alexander removed the page with the words:
I barely found that fucking button.)

XXX: The Mirror
Zzz: the grasses suck at the tyrants :)
yyy: I don’t even want to imagine what it looks like)))))))

I remember when I was in school. Someone put a scene "when the teachers were young":
The first English words were taught by the boys in the courtyard... and only much later she learned that they were not English words at all.
A computer scientist from childhood loved to work on a computer, but since computers did not exist then, he did not like to work... so he did not like to work.
A mathematician from childhood loved to count to ten, then she grew up and her mother allowed her to count to half eleven.

I was on the metro today. I listen to music in my headphones. There is no scene. A bald drunk man draws to a couple and says something. The guy jumps up and starts cleaning the man’s face. I take off the headphones and I hear: “Peter is the cultural capital, go on, be it!” The first thought - the man emphasis did not say so.

by bulgolga15:
In Russia, there is only one speed limit: the flashing headlights of a car.

"You have filled the account for the amount of 0 rubles. Thank you" sent me my dear MTS today.
No for what! Contact us, we are always happy to help! and :)

From the instructions of a collar from fleas, for cats.
The necklace should be worn 2-3 days before meeting with the parasites.

Our server works like a sand clock. After a while, everything has to be remodeled.

xxx: I pretended that if I made sex a sport, it would be cool

XXX: Sex on the LMDA. and synchronous sex. 10 of sex.

XXX: Table sex

XXX: Sex in the High

XXX: There will be comments.

XXX is a great passage. By the way!!! to

XXX is eleven meters!! to

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Pope to Pope!and "

xxx: "Ura, our take off the national team of Andorra!"

Listen: I go on a one-sided, meet the mercy in my left row. I walk in, I stop, the window is open. I am her:
This is a one-way road with unilateral traffic.
Go to Nashville!

XXX: I generally believe that when choosing a profession you cannot be guided by mercantile motives. I went to medicine to help people.
YYY: What is the specialty?
XXX is pathologist.

He: So, I go to the store and take a bottle of vermut to you?
I don’t drink Vermouth.
He: What are you drinking?
It is Martini!

pleased the stone to the photo, where only the lips of the girl and a rose is pressed to them:
I can see the eyebrows!)

I look at the news-resulting winnypoch and fifth-psychologically unbalanced characters)))) millin,to find out this Dutch scientists spent 5 million euros,,,,there would be a barley in the fog to look,,,,,,,Dutch scientists do))))

Job on site: Jedi developer

Terms: We’ll be happy to work with a super-megadjay (or a good-looking dropdown) that will help us break all competitors, conquer the world, get mountains of money and love of all women (well or men, if you like).

We develop software to automate the work of system administrators and plan to become the masters of the world with its help. We give the Jedi interesting tasks and good money, we provide work in warmth, satiety, love and comfort. And in general, working in other companies is sad, boring and boring, and we are unrealistically cool, fun and interesting. Come to.