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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119553
 16.10.2015
and Obama! We are losing billions of dollars because of sanctions on the US council!!! and Merkel.
We have to be patient for democracy.
But why did you increase trade with Russia and did not impose sanctions on your real trade with Russia? You have advised us to do so!!! to
No one has advised us this kind of stuff.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119552
 16.10.2015
Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they change the shells on the 10-year-old Ford Focus 2 on the warranty of the officers.
PS: The Ford Shield really gives a 10 year warranty ))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119551
 16.10.2015
I was born in 1990 and my childhood was not the happiest period. I was robbed 15 times in and out of school, mostly by high school students. But one robbery still remains in my memory. I was 10 years old. I was stopped when I went to school, started shaking, no money was found. What did they do? Communicated my homework in mathematics. It was Atas. What do you think was the teacher’s reaction when I told her where the housewife was? She said it would be better for me to “forgot” her than to lie so. One of my first two.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119550
 16.10.2015
Boris
The eyes, in general,
Programming soon
can be replaced
The computer, so that
I have written the code"

our chief engineer - a lawyer: "what to do there, you press the buttons, the computer itself will issue!"
Lawyer: "I’ll put you in the cabinet buttons, and I’ll get rid of yourself. You will press them, and the computer will give you everything!"

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №119549
 16.10.2015
All questions, such as: “Are you a boy or a girl?” should be answered in the spirit of: “We are a modern family and avoid imposing gender stereotypes since childhood.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119548
 16.10.2015
XXX: This state show business. Wherever you go, there must be a descendant of Jews from Odessa. Stallone and DiCaprio
Even Wupie Goldberg! Bon Jovi recently learned that he also has Russian roots. This is Europe’s matter. France is there, Italy. I love old European cinema. The Old Estate.
YYY: The Agha. Joe Dustin for example.
XXX is OOOO! I adore Dassault!! to
YYY: )))))))))))))))))))))
XXX What?? to
You won’t believe it 😉

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119547
 16.10.2015
Xxx: For me, blues is like an assembler. Blues inserts can decorate almost any playlist, but a consistent blues is just disgusting.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119546
 16.10.2015
A strange kind of Baba-in-Hijab. He wants to live his life unnoticed and modestly, but for this reason he wears strange clothes and thinks that his finger is pointing to her.
If you don’t want to show the white Commissioner’s body, don’t show it. There is a mass of non-branded clothes that cover the body and nobody will pay attention to you.
Only you probably want to attract attention to yourself in such a strange way.

It is funny to watch such things. I’ve seen such a fool in the ocean. The dress to the floor, around the cheek, but the fabric of the dress is very thought-out - the whole figure in the anatomical details is visible. This is a modest thing:)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №119545
 16.10.2015
I once saw a healthy spider in the hallway. She told the owners that some people were afraid of spiders, and it was better to remove them. I come to show you that the web hangs empty. Well, I think I forgot, it is not scary. After the shows delayed for a few minutes to talk, the hostess says, "Now, wait a minute," opens the tub, gets the bowl, takes the spider out of the bowl and plants back on the web. It turns out that he always lives there, they call him Gosha, bring the flies and protect them in every way :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119544
 16.10.2015
How did you get to Islam?
...
> with respect The Buddhist ;)

The fifth is the wrong Buddhist.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119543
 16.10.2015
Everything is much easier.

One of my ex has an amazing ability. It will always be announced when I have a monthly. The smell of blood, the animal.

His current is also monthly at this time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119542
 16.10.2015
The colleague is a 35-year-old man with a carefully made figure in the gym. Walks all year in a shirt, stretched almost to the upper press, playing with the muscles. Naturally, every autumn (I’ve been working here for five years, the algorithm is always the same), as soon as it cools, I get a cold. Until April constantly walks with slugs of varying degrees of intensity, but to tie a shirt or, don't give Buddha, to wear a shirt is not thought of. Recently thoughtfully said: "Something immunity has become quite weak, have I been scratched?and "

I have one question: how do such people generally live to adulthood and do not live in the third class?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119541
 16.10.2015
One of my ex has an amazing ability. It will always be announced when I have a monthly. The smell of blood, the animal.

[ + 28 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119540
 16.10.2015
The answer to the first, second and third questions is yes. They build, fight and cut their heads... where Christians are a minority,... you can remember about the Buddhist terrorist attack "

Do not mock my shoes. Show me Catholics who cut their heads to Muslims for the sake of Catholicism, or Orthodox (like Sunni to Shiites and vice versa). Or insidious Orthodox, shouting for the Holy Trinity, explode themselves in a mosque, or in a shopping center. Yes, every day I hear directly about the insidious Krishnaites with death belts. And about countries where Christians are a minority - and you are not embarrassed that in those countries (Muslims yes) they are oppressed that mother does not burn. In Egypt (civilization cha) temple on Christmas exploded - heaven themselves, right?

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119539
 16.10.2015
Witnesses of the following action
At work, a lady asks admin.
Is there a reserve mouse?
What is the problem?
Not all functions are performed in AvtoCade
I will come to you later.
The lady goes away. in the cabinet.
After 2 hours, it is revealed that admin is not
The accusations were removed from the mouse.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119538
 16.10.2015
On the weekend I went to cook baked meat, and the foil at home ended. On the way to work, I bought a roll on Friday.

At work, the guard asks to show what is in the package. I open, there is a cardboard packaging with the inscription "foil". The immediate reaction:

Do you make a hat?! to

I have a good reputation at work.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119537
 16.10.2015
Reviews of the video:
Declared as free lessons, and under video price - 360p. Nevertheless, it is not free and when the video is included from the account, the specified amount will be deducted?"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119536
 16.10.2015
Dreamworks should make a cartoon about this boy. Who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he catch a fish?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119535
 16.10.2015
I honestly and openly say that if you want to harm the country, you must invest in training IT specialists in the Russian Federation. It is impossible to do more damage". Mr. Marinichev is confident that the specialist prepared for the state account will pray for Western companies and will first try to leave from here to there.
“I agree, the training of programmers is a deadly thing,” said Boris Glaskov, director of the Rostelecom Center for Strategic Innovation. – And in general, soon programmers can be replaced by a computer to write code.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119534
 16.10.2015
It is OK. Just the older cat decided, apparently, a lot of letters and pressed ENTER
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Thank you guys, I reassured you. We thought that cats were biologically disconnected.

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