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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10380
 26.09.2008
Mantius: And in Voronezh, next to the police school, there is a transit over the road in the form of a plastic transparent pipe. In the people, this pipe was gently called a rubbish pipeline.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10379
 26.09.2008
by CS
Chester entered the channel.
CHESTER: Today I have no one at home, 5 bedroom apartment, all the real fathers of Qa-buhaim have me!!! Address: xxxxxxx d xxxxx
Pro*DELO: Isn’t that you, the savory, that you’re all night playing with readers?
Chester leaves the channel.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10378
 26.09.2008
Talk in the summer:
1111: Did you close the session?
2222 - is
Chapter 11: How did it open up?
2222: Yes
1111 (enviously): - Sukhothai (

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10377
 26.09.2008
Q: What do you have tomorrow?
Tagged: Tuesday

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10376
 26.09.2008
I bought the toilet.
[Y]: And how is it with the kabo test?
X: What is this?
[Y]: Well when you sit bigger and after some effort suddenly hear such a characteristic KABUUUM!!! Then the pope irrigates the fountain. This means bad geometry of the toilet. This requires a cabotage test.
[X]: Listen, can you come in, can you help with this? My screen test is not indicative.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10375
 26.09.2008
As one lecturer told me, when he was studying in the 4th grade he had two notebooks signed: "concepts on physics" and "concepts not on physics"))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10374
 26.09.2008
(Bourgeois Irish Channel)

<khades> pudding
<khades> oh, crap
<khades> sorry
<Ion> ge, burned ))
<Ion> damn
<Ion> excuse me too (:

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10373
 26.09.2008
What are these colorful hearts in your jacket pocket?? to
Fuck the mediators.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10372
 26.09.2008
Aiven: I cannot be frightened or surprised
<[GM]Aiven>: What if I shoot your leg?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10371
 26.09.2008
100 percent lady
My necklace has grown from importance.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10370
 26.09.2008
Vovan26.06.08 - 00:50
You look beautiful little girl.
SniffyMorz26.06.08 - 00:51
TASCHOPISEDEC

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10369
 26.09.2008
Status of one acquaintance in the Ace:
"I don’t like people who smoke asphalt..."

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10368
 26.09.2008

by 111
Who are you in the sign of the zodiac?? to

by 222
Beastly

by 111
Yes exactly

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10367
 26.09.2008
The Czechs run.. in general, the advertisement of underwear...the kind of naked, pardon, pop and in the middle of this magnificence the business card stands, i.e. you get it from there, you turn it, and there is the address of the underwear store and the inscription "This was the last time we hit your ass...»)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10366
 26.09.2008
Paul> I took my old Volts yesterday. It is straight like a rocket.

Nik> In the first seconds of the journey the steps fall off? and ;)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10365
 26.09.2008
Tagged: Inet Padla
Tagged: falling
Metallica 1st: And it fell too

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10364
 26.09.2008
Dear visitors to restaurants who get up to the toilet with their feet and dry it on the cover because it’s dirty! He’s dirty because you get your feet on him and tie him onto the cover, youashum!

c) Linor Horalik

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10363
 26.09.2008
Russia always lives as if it had no choice.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10362
 26.09.2008
http://www.proza.ru/texts/2008/09/23/67.html



Wendetta by Beer-Shevsky



One glorious woman moved to live in Israel, in a small town under the sea.

by Beer Sheva. Widow with a little son. There was a life that

There was no other way out. Half Russian and half Russian.

of semitic blood only a quarter, and of semitic appearance not a penny,

Bright and curly in a deceased father.



When the boy went to school, it turned out to be light and blue-eyed.

in a class where the other fifteen students are dumb and mapy,

Nothing better than the opposite. Being small and shy is bad everywhere.

The boy was touched specifically. Every day I came from school in tears.

When he learned not to cry, he began to come with bluishes. Mother of Blue

I saw it, but could do nothing. Transfer to a private school or transfer to

There was no other district, and the boy forbade to complain to the teachers. He said,

That will manage on its own. But something did not work well with him.



A few years later, their mothers offered an internship in the United States. After the internship

It was followed by a year’s contract, then another... generally, they live in the

The United States so far. On American foods, the boy suddenly began to grow and

I’m not saying that American foods are better than anything else.

Israel is just a figure of speech. By the age of thirteen, my mother grew up.

It was great on my shoulders. The first unexpected natural

He was seriously in the gym. Growing muscles and becoming a captain.

School team of American football. It happened practically

class in part to clean up someone's rilo, the district manager was not the most

The featured.



And then my mother had to come to that town near Beer Sheva, to

solve some bureaucratic issues. She took her son with her. All of

During the trip, the guy sat in a hotel. In the morning of departure.

Suddenly he said "Mom, I will go for a walk". Back to the plane, hiding.

I have my thumbs in my shirts, but I am very happy.



The walk looked the following.

Yoshi, hello to you! Do you remember me?

and no.

“I am Arthur, I studied with you in second grade.

by A-A Hi to.

Remember how you irritated me with a Russian pig?

I remember. HY-HY is

On the third "gay", Yoshi got his right straight into his jaw and went on to the

The grass gathers teeth. The scenario was repeated 11 times.

deviations, except that sometimes the right in the jaw was supplemented by a pink

The Cappuccino. Four former classmates were unhappy at home.



The mother's son did not say anything about the essence of the walk. Divided only through

A year ago, my mother’s friend from that town came to visit. Her son, too

She was seven years younger, but went to the same school.

His classmates were very respectful to him from the very first day.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10361
 26.09.2008
The phone call. There is a nice female voice in the phone.

Is it a militia?

Yes the militia.

Didn't you have a sex maniac three days ago?

Well yes, yes, we have it. What do you want?

Don’t worry, I’ll give it back tomorrow.

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