by this:

To this: in every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

and----
You forgot to add about the black and white series and the series back in the past.

Where is? Where is my Doctor House cartoon? (Everything else was a little bit, I agree)

I know your zen.
(The Dalai Lama people’s insult)

Looking at the rate of the ruble, I would like to ask:
Why did you sell dollars?? to

The first transition to winter time was in the fairy tale "Little Flower", when the sisters of Nastenka moved back the arrows of all the clocks in the house.

In the basement of an abandoned Moscow house in 1988.
Alice, tell me what we will be when we grow up!
You, Julia, will be a wizard.
What is it?? to
You, Fima, dealer of injector diagnostic systems
and what?
You, Cole, the system administrator
What? →? to
You are a columnist and blogger.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s beat her! How a man is asked and he is outspoken

Bad is the foolishness that does not seek to become an experience.

One day, on August 2, a sad story happened in our city. Three drunkard descendants were attached to a middle-aged Azerbaijani who was walking peacefully on the street. They called him "churka" and gave him cracks and pins.
The landers were wrong. Timur Sultanovich is not a "churka", but a respected man with connections.
Relationships and respect would be enough for these three to get his shoes out tomorrow... but “Uncle Timor,” as everyone calls him in our yard, is a kind man.
“They will punish themselves,” he said to my father.
A few calls, a couple of meetings, a little (relatively) money...
A year later, on August 1, vodka "Desantny" appeared in almost all city stores. At a very low price. Fort at 42 degrees. On the colorful label is a brave guy in a beret, beating a bottle on his head.
...
More than two hundred drunk debils on the day of the airport went to the hospitals of the city. With shocks, cuts and even cerebral injuries of varying severity.
The bottle was made of hardened glass almost half a centimeter thick. I couldn’t break it with a hammer right away.

Lucia writes to her friend a SMS message: "38,5! It all hurts.”
Answered SMS-ka: “Couldn’t you find a shorter?“”

From JH huglaro:

One man loved tradition very much and dreamed of abolishing everything new that had emerged in the last hundred years. But this man himself was only thirty years old. So he hanged himself."

On Wednesday or Thursday, the sellers still doubt whether to sell me alcohol or not, and ask me for a passport. There are no more problems on Friday. A zombie is a zombie.

I’ll just leave it here:
Samsung donated 3,000 Galaxy smartphones to help fight Ebola

I jumped with a new steam. Inscription on the screen: "Children from 18 years"...
They humiliate, the socks.

This is:
I study English with my younger brother.
me: in the present use of the verb wish - I want, in the past used would - I would
him: and the future
Me: not

Please never learn English with your younger brother again. Without your help, your brother may have a chance to learn the language normally.

Ahahah
Direct as about the hole and CD disk in it:
Three people have been charged in the office.
Everything works and never burns.

Chernomyrdin was that other pearl warehouse. The epic phrase "We wanted the best, and it went out as always" also his.
and ==
There are less popular, but I like it more:
"There has never been such a situation and this has happened again"

from burn humus about the film "Lucy" / "Lucy":

A short film about how Luke Besson gave Scarlett Johansson brains.

The attempt to convert the cat to dry food seemed to be unsuccessful. No, he also pleads to give him Purina ProPlan and more. But on the second day of feeding this plan, he jumped to the table, filled his mouth full of strawberries from the plate and with this full mouth of strawberries ran away. and hot. I had to give him the whole plate.

XXX: Did you see the last battle of Povetkin?? to
YYY: Moments
I wonder how many beats I would have endured before I died.
YYY: one
YYY: there is the same pizza with what force they beat.
XXX: I bet that when I put my hand in, it’s a heart attack, and that’s all.
YYY :D

I bet he’s not a ‘high-primitive alpha male’ but an elementary fool.
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It is the same thing. The word "mudaq" comes from the forgotten native word "mudaq" ("egg"), and means precisely the one whose decision-making center is between his legs, and this is "the highly primitive alpha male".

A friend on FB wrote:
Yesterday found an open network, with RXQ (signal quality) up to 100.
I immediately thought it was this! The high speed internet!
I connected, but the internet didn’t smell there, it smelled something else.
It turned out to be a powerful, industrial antenna of the local fucker.
Several times a day reports to the center about the level of shit in the tank. There is no internet there, one shit.