The guy sues the girl under article 110 (leading to suicide) and she gets jailed for 5 years for what she did not give him. Who is he after that...?

Why do you suddenly have a dryer in the middle of the week?
222: Well, the Energy Day was celebrated yesterday!
111: Misha, you are studying in medacademy, and here is energy?? to
222: Don’t tell me... I’m, by the way, a confident electricity user. So I have the right!

News: In the Simferopol morga resurrected "dead".
The man came to himself and frightened the metalists who rehearsed nearby.

Rockers-metalists rehearsed here by agreement with someone from the chief, as in the dead silence of the morga their "concerts" did not cause any concern.

- They whispered in the basement among the dead for their pleasure, until one day one of the bodies brought back and began to knock on the door of the refrigerator, say, open, I want you! told the worker of Morga. “Since then, no one has seen the unlucky rockers, even their strike system, decorated with satanic symbols, they threw it to the will of fate.

The commentary:

xxx: I always knew that heavy reefs have healing properties!

and whispering,
I don’t understand Figo! What a smile when you click on + my page just grows! Tell me before I jumped out of the balcony.
No need to crack.

When my grandmother came to visit, she looked at my mini-bar.
What are you preparing for the new year? (with a clear disapproval)
No, this is a child’s champagne.
And this? (They are blinded)
This is a child whiskey.

Is it normal: twice, but at an interval of 5 years, to meet in public transport an alkasha who will look at my choked guitar and ask, "What is this cha?" The violin? For a great guitar..." I wanted to cry, embrace him and say, "Is that you again? How many years, how many winters! No, it is a guitar. It is time to remember!"

Only modern fashion can make a guy feel macho while looking like a ped%k.

There is no ass through which we would not do anything.
This is the motto of our profession.

You are late! This is the motto of our country.

Shop of children’s toys, dialogue of buyer(s) and consultant(s):
Q: Do you have soft horses?
K is no.
Q: And the hard ones?
Q: He sits behind the box.

Hello, I have a new pet!
What, did the guy find himself?

XXX: Take this session. While teaching discreet mathematics, he forgot the passwords from two mailboxes.

About sex :
XXX is great! There was no such thing in the lab, but I was for it! ?
yyy: in the laboratories is dangerous)) stuck the wrong cane - and everything he was proud of all his life and what he lived with - silently drops on the floor... =(
YYY (RofL)
xxx: Or a high-voltage installation on the cross-platter... The ejaculate stream breaks through the brick wall and wounds the lecturer in the neighboring audience!
XX: It seems I just invented a great anime, right?

From the ASK:
>["Jewish" 23:15:38]
> I am not good.
< [I 23:15:47]
< Who are you?
> ["Jewish" 23:16:42]
Damn, I don’t like when I’m putting questions into an impasse.
< [I 23:17:10]
< Reply Who are you?
> ["Jewish" 23:17:40]
> I am a fucking man
< [I 23:18:12]
< Man fucking O-o is like a cloak just flat?

A tank-like conductor today in the bus shrugged the elbows of everyone on her way, bursting under her nose: "All thick, I am one thin."

From the Dialogue:

Fuck, I didn’t sleep again.
Yes, I understand you, women demand a lot.
- Ugo, clean up, wash the dishes and put the socks in place...

My mother sent me for bread in the morning, and I met the wolf on the way. He came home at night with a cry:
I’ll go fishing, I’ll go fishing.

I am serious! Make a backup before it is too late.

I ask my father: “Are you going to a rally?” he said: “Thank you, but we have already fought against scammers, thieves, and one-party... for Yeltsin, for freedom... dumb.”

S: I recently played in the bf, I watched the aska, I think "what the shit there writes"
S: Opening up
Y : Y?
S: And there a friend writes "you’re like that you play in a bf and you think "who is there writing me a shit"";

I have two friends, both electricians, both of whom love to bounce. They come home like one of them. Mother is on the threshold: there is no light in the kitchen.
They: It is not a question of where the twist was heated, we will do it now.
I came to them in the evening.
I: Is this a mess for you, the repair lost?
They: yeah fucking all the wiring has already lifted all the switches and the front of the box, we do not understand what it is about.
I : I understand. Hopefully I forgot to check.