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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74854
 26.12.2012
Talk about the end of the world.
But soon in all blogs strands:
"The Cat Eats the Tree"
"The Cat Eat the Rain"
The Cat Eats Olive and Drinks Vodka

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74853
 26.12.2012
In the topic of the forum, users post the names of the books most remembered by users. Someone put out "Operative Surgery and Topographic Anatomy". The comments:
Q: What did you remember?
yyy: revealing the inner world of the heroes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74852
 26.12.2012
KIRENSKY: I have already talked about the form of reports. It does not matter how many kilometers of roads have been repaired and cleaned. Tell me where!!! to

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74851
 26.12.2012
I hate writing exams in our universe.
WOW: What is it?
HH: You know, I’m not basically writing. And our binoculars will write bombs, and such that any response of the distinguished will be pale on their background. Whether he was blind or stupid. In the end, I got four, but let’s say, Veronica got five! and Veronica! Instead of her brains, she has a granite stone with the engraving “I’m beautiful, smart and successful!”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74850
 26.12.2012
x: our boss has the idea-fix to translate the entire office to cloud technology
y: Knowing your office, especially after a merger and rebranding, the project can be called "Tabor goes to heaven"
X: We are moving to a new common domain at the same time.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74849
 26.12.2012
Honestly earned and hard spent.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74848
 26.12.2012
Who wants to drink?

My friend and colleague told me the following story. From the first person.
My first wedding is over. Everything you could drink and not have time to hide is already drunk. Guests have long been in shape, and the drunken legs of the fashionable in those years are blasted. The second hour of the night. The bus approaches, and in the banquet hall an announcement is made - say, gentlemen, the ball is over, I ask everyone to take their seats in the bus according to the seats available in that. The reaction of the public is zero - everyone is fun and wants to have fun even more. I want to finally get away with the young woman to do what I have long dreamed of (in this place it is meant to "calculate the money given in envelopes"), and therefore a second announcement is made in the hall - say, dear guests, your mother, the bus will not wait, its time is paid by hours, so I ask for mercy to run out and around the houses. The public at least. Perfectly realizing that the bus will not really wait long, I climb to the table with two pre-locked bubbles in my hands and say the sacramental phrase:
God, whoever wants to drink with me in the bus, please!
Five minutes later, the waiters were left in the banquet room.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74847
 26.12.2012
“We’re making billions of dollars on young people” © Apple

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74846
 26.12.2012
Talk with the head of department:
Go for sugar in the store.
by Mu-Hru
You can take the keys from my car.
I want to go?
Go to the shop with the keys.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74845
 26.12.2012
From the Auto Forum:

The xxx:
25 schools are closed.
Many institutions are closed.
- 40 Omsk drivers begin to argue about all-season oil - it thickens, and it has to be rubbed with a tail before putting into mechanisms

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74844
 26.12.2012
Artem: Why does Gigurda always behave so confidently as if he has two health? Or does he know some martial arts?
Valerian: Of course he knows.
Valadilen: Jigour Jitsu

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74843
 26.12.2012
Tomorrow will be the 30th. And I will become an old, fat and dull cow.
You will not become.
XXX is true? Puppy, thank you, you can encourage :*
You’ve been like that for a long time, so you won’t be.

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74842
 26.12.2012
I am 41, and I still remember Soviet times. There was a lot of things, good, bad. But! It was a dream, bright and clear. There was a desire to go up to the stars. Where is it?! to

I understand today’s practicism, but I don’t understand the lack of dreams. It is wonderful that they now calculate, “and what I will have from this.” They count an hour ahead. They do not consider children, especially grandchildren. Massarakh, three times massarakh! This is our world in sight!! We stopped dreaming!

The struggle of ideology seems to have ruined the dream. As long as there was a bipolar world, each of the poles sought to show that it was first. No need to be first. At least ideologically.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74841
 26.12.2012
xxx(11:10) Hello
yyy(11:11) Hello
xxx(11:12) Let’s meet you?
yyy(11:12) And for what purpose?)
xxx(11:13) Well so far to chat <SMILE>id=835 alt=':Smile:'</SMILE>
yyy(11:13) You 16 I 25 here all to talk and it will be over)
xxx(11:13) Aaaah well clearly
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xxx(14:11) Hello
yyy(14:11) Hello
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy(14:12) And for what purpose?)
xxx(14:13) While communication
14:13 Do you remember what you wrote to me today?
xxx(14:14) Recently understood) the journey memory needs to be changed) quarrel for error
yyy(14:14) and nothing
xxx(14:14) You don’t want to connect with me, right?
yyy(14:14) Ugu me on freedom better)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74840
 26.12.2012
<Little Panda> Xto for an unknown fuck? ESET on the second day finds a file type virus citirevo, and when trying to delete it displays an error window.
<Igrec> Give it up. NOD randomly selects a file on the disk and clicks on it. The type works.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74839
 26.12.2012
I return home, dark, street.Meet the New Year's couple, hugs and kisses at - 25(!)
The girl falls, the boy from the fifth attempt rises... and dialogue:
Blowing up, what are you doing?? to
No, do not rush! It just collapsed.)

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74838
 26.12.2012
xxx: and if the Yandex director everywhere writes "sex poses", then I’ll burn up soon, right?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74837
 26.12.2012
I got out of the subway and lost.
At which station did you go out?
In the Southwest!
and well. What do you see around you?
I see nothing!
So you are somewhere in the intergalactic space and a couple of millions of light-years away from our galaxy, otherwise you would have seen at least it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74836
 26.12.2012
Smoke, be a friend.
Five backs!
Zzzz: I wonder what do you have in the price for ten?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74835
 26.12.2012
xxx: now you are in my head, and in very seductive angles))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: In what perspective?
YYY: And what am I dressed in?
XXX is very good 😉

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