My friend (P) told me she was married at the time 5-6 years already. Sometimes her husband (M) calls at 2 p.m. his friend (D) (terrible crackdown), a sleepy husband tries to shout:
Q: What kind of phones? What kind of girls?
B.T., get to any column, there these ads with phone pond ponds!
It is off.
P (very sleepy): What does he need?
M (bad thinking from sleep): Yes girls’ phone calls
A: AAAA
Within a minute breaks out of bed, sleeping in neither eye:
I don’t understand why Serena is calling you with this question.? to

Girls don’t write letters to Santa because they wait for him to write first.

We in Ivanovo for such eggs cut off!

YYY: and in the towel - we are sewing new ones!

ZZZ: And we in the Moscow region have logistics and management of these processes and a hundred managers in the office are monitoring the continuous delivery of eggs from Ivanov to Toulouse.

My friend broke up with a guy. He will be very worried about this, but he struggles with himself. Recently issued:
I’ll call him, I’ll ask, “Will you come back?” and he’ll answer, “No,” and I’ll answer, “Pid@r!” and I’ll throw the phone with a whisper.

The NDPB (C)

A little black humor from the headlines:

2014/08/11
Poland asks U.S. to buy “forbidden” apples

2014 / 12 / 23
In the United States, 28 people suffered from listeria, which was contained in caramel apples.

They swim up.

Dante's Divine Comedy (European Ancient Literature)
I read on the diagonal. The rhythms are poor, the images are drawn behind the ears, the tongue is old-fashioned.
In short, 1 for the author for the effort, another for the fantasy. So I put 2 and I shield that this is even a lot.Author, write better prose!
Dante: The Divine Comedy
I also tried to read. I thought the prequel to Dante's Inferno, and it turned out to be fucking something. And in the poems. A full standstill. I entered the CS, and I advise others.

Anonymous: Enormous bandwidth capacity! = latency.

The self-driving loaded DVD bandwidth is jealous of any optical fiber. But here, for example, correspondence in chat in this format will be a little rushy.

What did Uzi do?
and yes. Rjali with the doctor akki horses)))
– to?! to
“Let’s forge it there, let’s look at our son’s monitor. Then he said: Oh! A good picture! I will keep him! The horizon is broken!
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A child of progress: signed three New Year cards, rubbed a mushroom on his finger...

XXX: I have no separation of personality yet.
YYY: Are you sure?
XXX is 80%.
Zzz: And the other 20% are silent.

xxxx: I support 100% - there are countries where there is no oil or gas at all and they live magnificently - because they do not have fairy tales about Emel and Ivanushka, who are lazy and suddenly become rich, but there are tales about the working Cinderella

Yyyy: Is this the one who fucked and lived badly, and then married the prince and stopped fucking? A good story. For the Ukraine. Married to the EU.

Women are more difficult to manage, they have the "tachpad" constantly grumbling.
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The Newfoods! A touchpad is a square on which a finger is led, and a trackpoint for women. To manage a woman, you need to find a notepad with this thing (which is already problematic now) and learn to play it in the starcraft language.

Well, where are the verses about the decline in the rates of the dollar and the euro, comrades in the nation. The bank is waiting. Or is it not funny for those people who broke the doors in exchanges trying to buy $80?

A child in school was asked to draw a favorite fairy tale with a discussion of such and a conclusion of morality. The undisputed leader - "Krošečka-Havrošečka", we draw, discuss... Who doesn't remember - the final is like this: an apple rose from the bones of the killed cowboy, a passing young man promised the girls to marry the one that the apple would give, from the mutants (one-eyed, two-eyed and three-eyed) the branches turned away, and only Havrošečka paid for everything... I: - And the presence of multiple sisters, entering the cow's brain through the ear and eating there doesn't bother you? How many eyes does the bride have?" Student Son: -"And that doesn’t matter. The main thing is to be obedient and executive. It’s hard with you!" And you won’t argue with me.

I watch telecasts, news, comment on the CSTO summit... So there, several times, Lukashenko is shown at the table, and before him a sign – the Republic of Belarus!!! Something does not stress my father.

One of the biggest disappointments in life is a glowing condom.
I thought that for the sake of the galaxy, I would proudly march with my light sword, relentlessly pushing them over to the dark side, and it turned out as if an elderly lighthead landed on the hole to quietly and peacefully meet his death in a dream.

The tanks. Replica in chat from a player (child 11 years old):

What’s wrong with my nick?

here here :

Brenskaya: Boltya with Irka on the phone, she tells me: whatever I draw, everything comes true, like by magic!

I was not going to ruin the child's holiday at all, that she was a little bit a wizard, but I remembered the unfinished repair, and it came out of itself: Irka, Draw, How the Ruble Rises!

Ten seconds of ringing silence, the interested eyes of my parents and brother, my burning cheeks and the breathtaking whisper of Irky from the tube.

The cry of the soul, shit.

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And I painted, apparently. Let him paint ;)

Dear readers, as a representative of Belarus, I declare that the names of our state "Republic of Belarussia" and "Belorussia" are quite common and we in principle do not mind how to call it, the main letters do not be confused!!!!! to

has decided. I removed the screw and installed openSUSE. What is characteristic, midnight dreamed axis, midnight psychiatric hospital =/