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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122214
 24.12.2015
Learned about the method of calming babies when they are given a nipple soaked in fresh water. I decided to find out how ethical, pedagogical and practical this method is, and I picked up a Google query "sweet nipple." I forgot what I was looking for.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122213
 24.12.2015
xxx: asked a child on a liter to write a letter to Gerasim from mu)))) what nonsense???? to
X: Gerasim was an analphabet, even if he found an analphabet, how will he understand what he is being read? He was deaf.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122212
 24.12.2015
X: Yes, she has a real life problem at all.
Do you know how she knows it’s time to go to sleep?
WOW: How is it?
When she plays in the sims, if she notices that when she puts the sim to sleep, she is angrily jealous of him, then it seems like it is already night.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122211
 24.12.2015
Expanded :
A man tried to sell a bullet.
in the Kiev market.
It’s cheap, but nobody takes it.
We are used to urinating old.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №122210
 24.12.2015
Media: Lighting object in the sky in the west of the U.S. turned out to be a Russian missile

And all Americans are like this: thank you, fucking, calm down.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122209
 24.12.2015
Fuck it!! to

You are ZA-E-BA-LI!! to

How much can this shit about how to find out the time on the street, shudder?!!! Fuck where you are all here with your valuable opinions, fucking once a good resource.

Go naked!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122208
 23.12.2015
I worked at a wedding restaurant. The leader was not of this world. Announces a contest of puzzles- the question "Do you know what is a flying?" All the guests are silent. But only one man stood up, fixed his tie, and in all hearing announced that the flight was the reason for this wedding. All in A.



And the answer, by the way, to the mystery, as she, is a fan / fan of a bride or a bridegroom from a neighboring village.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №122207
 23.12.2015
I am sitting at work now. The city phone rings, I pick up the phone and I hear the caller sneezing. I say, "Be healthy," in response to the male voice: "Thank you" and short o_o

So we talked ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122206
 23.12.2015
Video: I don’t care. We just have a #Ui!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122205
 23.12.2015
You guys, please open your ears.

"So that we include charm, sense of humor and forward, we prove that not all men are concerned rapists:))"

No one says that all men are maniacs. You Russians in white write: "too much violence," "one time in a lifetime is enough," "that 20% of women are raped, and you're all overturning your "I'm not that, I'm good." "Let's joke me how good you are, if you can't at least admit that this problem is deep and serious, but you just get off, that once you're not that, then girls have nothing to fear. I turned it all over again, Narcissus.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №122204
 23.12.2015
My mother told me how she took the exam. She pulled out the ticket, she knew only one of two questions. She went to answer, and said, “Can I start with the second question?” The professor was a little surprised, says, not seeing the difference, but okay. Sitting answers, another teacher comes in and says that the professor is being called to the department. He went out and said, "You then accept her, one question she has already answered." Prepod sits down, mother, not confused, begins to repeat the same question)) the audience rolled, the mother of Otl.)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №122203
 23.12.2015
My grandfather entered the cabinet, and immediately a little bit of rumor about pensions, governors, about funerals, about chicken eggs, and with such an unwavering look as Vladimir Pozner, I first listened, then I exploded, rattled like a horse, then I stopped laughing, I ask (we can’t rough): What did you come to me with this question? He replied, “I was sent to you by a neuropsychiatrist.
A psychiatrist and psychiatrist, Karl!!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122202
 23.12.2015
In the time of Maxim Kozlov, priest of the Tatyanian temple, I found there, in the male toilet, on the door of the cabin, a meaningful inscription of approximately the following content:
“Dear brother, please do not make mistakes (αμαρτία)!”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122201
 23.12.2015
Let's look at things really: the driver, with very rare exceptions, does not want to shoot anyone down, but the machine has a mass and acceleration that will not allow one second to slow down if a pedestrian with permitted view jumps out of the bushes right in front of the car. The driver can do nothing.
What hell do you try to equate this to harassment and rape, which happens only on the fact that a babouin just WILL to be harassed or raped and THINK that the world will be adapted to his desires? You understand how everything worsened the reasoning of the good grandmother is not to blame for anything, it is all nature/hormones, the victim, the ugliness, provoked - dressed was not in parange and with her boyfriend on the bench provoking hugged-kissed, worshiping this unfortunate grandmother" And in the end we have temperamental young people who are not able to control their temperament (and why, they said - such a nature), and on some idiotic male public they also insinuated that she is crying and begging her not to touch - this is a female cocktail - more decisive!", and these fools then REALLY do not understand what the statement to the police, why, this is all kind of court "game" was.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122200
 23.12.2015
A 6-year-old daughter recently issued: "Winter, winter - where is your winter? Not a single winter in my life!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122199
 23.12.2015
Watching the new Star Wars.
and?
One thing does not give you peace.
Just one thing?!! to
Well, more than one thing.
And what then?
See here. Han Solo is old, Princess Leia too. Even Luke is old. But this chubby chubby chubby was sitting!
Oh, I also introduced him 30 years later, at least a little older.
-Well, such, with pimples yellowed in the area of the genitals with wool, balded with head, ass and beer belly X)
and x)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122198
 23.12.2015
Cacenellenbogen is the cat's elbow joint. I hope it will be useful. and yours, cap

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №122197
 23.12.2015
I read all this and am just shocked that men can’t realize how wrong they are. Nobody knows where to buy a batch of combat pedals to release to the streets for training purposes? Feel like a woman, fuck.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122196
 23.12.2015
I suggest you take a few magazines in favour of the children of Germany, half a piece.
I will not take
Why are you refusing?
I do not want
Do you have sympathy for the children of Germany?
I sympathize
Half a pity?
No is
So why
I do not want!

Here you are with your hands on the street like that aunt with journals to Professor Preobražensky.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122195
 23.12.2015
From the forum, the topic of personal cars:
You can leave your wolva with the keys in the ignition lock and the door open, and it will still not interest the hijackers.
YYY: I’ve told you a hundred times: getting rid of a car with someone’s body in the rear seat isn’t that easy.
Especially if you transfer it to each subsequent car.

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