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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137161
 23.12.2016
In his student years, when there were only rumors about computers, he translated an article from English. The word "sompilator" is used. The article is huge! The English-Russian dictionary published the following: "compilator - compiler (device intended for compilation)". So Google at least further chews what to do, and in that article from the dictionary more Nothing.

You probably guessed to see the article "compilation", and it was written that "compilation is a process carried out with the help of a compiler"?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137160
 23.12.2016
When someone downloads somewhere and looks at a pirate film, one known director bruises, greenens, swells, breaks his jacket on his back and screams: "Mihalk is very, very angry!and "

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137159
 22.12.2016
The knowing man!

Three If you let the light of any star through the prism, you will get a rainbow. If you make a rainbow large and high-quality (good optics) and look at it through a microscope, it will become apparent that it is not a single spot, smoothly flowing flowing flowers of red-orange-yellow-...", but consists of many strips with spaces between them. These bands, their width and size of spaces depend on what a particular star is made of, what is shining there and in what proportions - hydrogen, helium and what else. Each matter, if heated so that it begins to shine, has its "barcode" (spectra) of these strips, they are always the same in all parts of the universe. When mixing substances, the stripes are simply applied to each other. If you look at which stripes are obtained from the light of a distant star through the prism, then you can understand what it consists of (this is called spectroscopy). Well, if it flies away from us, then, for example, the barcode of hydrogen (and it is in any star) will be visible the same, but it will be slightly red. When you measure how much, you can calculate the speed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137158
 22.12.2016
"Fresh meat in French" It is easy! Take a kilogram of frogs.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137157
 22.12.2016
I don’t understand why you didn’t like the word "medbrother".
Because of the circumstances, I often roll around the hospitals, there are nurses and nurses, the functions are the same, and no one is absolutely scared.
No, the kind of “sister” has, ultimately, subtypes: a procedural nurse, an operating nurse, a senior nurse - straight with a separate cabinet and a tablet... Although it would be fun to see the cabinet with the inscription “Oldest Brother”, yes :)
It is funny to you, healthy, and unpleasant to the sick, if you are honest. Just for humorous people like me.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137156
 22.12.2016
Are the UFOs not UFOs? It was always called so.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137155
 22.12.2016
How rich is the Russian language?

The server lies.
The program hangs.
Work is worth.
The accountant is sitting.
Admin is running.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137154
 22.12.2016
We try to pay for gasoline in the Dominican Republic by credit

Your identification document

- Oh, and he is not with him, but look, the map is Russian, with the Russian name, we are not like the Russians?

I cannot accept your payment without a document.

Mom grows in her bag, gets her phone and shows her box with Putin.

–...

–...

Your payment is accepted.

thank you

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137153
 22.12.2016
Fuck, if anyone attacked, such a frost disappears.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137152
 22.12.2016
From one of the forums:
200 pages of discussion.
References are given to:

Excerpts from the UN Charter
by Benito Mussolini,
The Nuremberg Process,
Natural Science for 5th grade
University textbook on quantum mechanics
The Barbarossa Plan (in German)
Alice in Wonderland
Instruction on combat use of the Mi-24 helicopter
And all to prove that “Avatar” is empty, and absolutely not worth discussing.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №137151
 22.12.2016
A and B were sitting on the trunk.
A has fallen.
B is missing.
I am a tube shuttle.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137150
 22.12.2016
It is for the dreamy herd that God is a grandfather in the clouds. For those advanced in monotheistic religions, He is an impersonal Absolute, without definitions, which cannot be represented.

Lightning in the ass?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №137149
 22.12.2016
The current KVN has become very similar to the TV program "Anshlag".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137148
 22.12.2016
The plan is not included! He only eats.
Is it charged?
I charged for half a day.
- But the big comps eat quite meaningfully, understand what they say.
This little boy doesn’t know yet.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №137147
 22.12.2016
It was the 90s, we survived as we could. My husband and I stayed in England illegally. We come here, we do not know the language of Nifig, young people. We look around and see that there are loops around. In short, we all broke up, got up in six months, lived well.



We think about staying in England. Do you know how to stay in England? You go to jail, you go out and you can live legally in England.



In short, I came to one street, I broke the window of a shop. A friend breaks in the store opposite, but still grabs some clothes from there.



He was sentenced to 1.5 years for theft. He left, and still lives there. And I was told “we don’t need hooligans” and deported.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137146
 22.12.2016
It was good to be the only child in the family, everyone loved me, cared for me and cared for me.
Do you have a brother/sister? O_O
Tagged: daughter t

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137145
 22.12.2016
It’s hard not to shrink when you see the message:
"Spring" and "Spring" subscribed to you on Instagram.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137144
 22.12.2016
I wonder what an okra is. Okra is an abelmos. Thanks to Google!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137143
 22.12.2016
The testimony yesterday told: the comrade was detained, the spire from the construction of the 150 * 150 6-meter broom (pre-splitting it into 3 parts) and the regiment of the wagon. They caught him when he finished throwing everything in the trailer. They ask where are you? Answer: My son in school was told to do a shredder.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137142
 22.12.2016
Dialogue with my husband:
M: I want the 13th Runes in the Allods.
I: Let’s, I’d better make my own breasts for 200 tyres?
M: And then I have rounds!
I: Oh, I will make breasts, and you will use and admire them, and then what profit will I get from your runs in allods?
M: I’ll show you them! They flow beautifully :)

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