I sit in the hairdresser, the child is cut behind the back, the boy cracks on the topic of 'going to school', counted to how many there, said something else... and says:
I know the presidents.
Which ones? The hairdresser clarifies.
I shut my breath in anticipation of the truth from the baby’s mouth.
Obama... Medvedev... Putin... — lists the boy thoroughly... — All, I don’t know more.
No more, the hairdresser is nervous.

and min:
My friend scratched pictures and sang a song:
" and information. and 120 gigabytes. With a naïve signature 'on the payout'."

XXX Club and Competition. I called three girls. Whoever strikes the hand of the leader stronger, receives a hundred rubles. The winner was the one who hit the hardest. I gave her a hundred rubles. I asked her to stay. I called one guy. A strong guy with a height of about a meter ninety came out... And they said to him, if you can withstand ten bars from this girl, then we will give you a thousand rubles...
Well he stressed it all and said so – well, come on... the fucker on!
This fox like fucking him... And the guy cut off... *ROFL*
I’ve been doing kickboxing for 10 years. :D
They earned a thousand rubles. And the guy pulled out the guard :)

Hetfield (17:02:26 11/10/2009)
I remembered - I was an Aztec Goth when I was a child: I loved to watch the funeral of all kinds of Kremlin cones on TV! Especially the moment when the deceased was shown in the grave - the spirit captivated!

Der_Parashute (17:02:49 11/10/2009)
What is so exciting?

Hetfield (17:04:51 11/10/2009)
I know I loved it and that’s all. Chernenko was buried, then another kind of burial - the funeral was shown on the television all day. I’ll see you, and then I’ll play funerals for a long time.

Hetfield (17:09:28 11/10/2009)
I was 4-5 years old. I even remember the grave. We took off our chairs. So here, I dream of her, I wrap the legs of the chair with newspapers - the recipient of the tomb. I will paint the box in red - the recipient's glorious tomb, I will put a doll there. The tomb with the doll on the truck brought, then the mourning push, which on the TV of the current just heard: today we are carrying on the way of our dear comrade... well, and further away. All the dolls are crying. I lower the tomb into the tomb, then bury it with a cover from the chair, I teach the flowers... I liked it so much! Indeed, when my mother discovered such unhealthy games in the child, she peeled me off and forbade me from playing at the funeral. Sorry...

Soldie: Patriotic fanaticism, it is when the admins for the time of football rush the serv Vova, so that the scuco all sick >_<

Mel'ka: I have been walking around.
I don’t drink with you anymore!
Mel'ka: Hahahah that’s what it is? The norm was everything.
Noah, yes the norm.
Bob: Especially the moment when my tongue disconnected and went fucking on the tubes...I stupidly wrote to all the clumsy guys that I want them.
Mel'ka: Hahahah ha ha ha ha ha
Bob: Ah... your agreed for the weekend...
Mel'ka: fuck you fuck!and (

XXX: This is...
Horrible is when I sneeze at 2 p.m.
I am from the 156th apartment neighbor Oret - Be healthy, fucking!

Interview with the representative of the Bank of Russia (PB)
PB: You have to...bla-bla...
I: I don’t have a job, I can’t pay.
PB (long struggling)
I: Girl, in order to count with you forever, I would go to the panel, only age does not allow.
PB (indignant): Do you think the panels are well paid? Do you know how hard it is?!...
And I think: Figase, career growth at Putan! What a picture of the RS!

The Orlov region.
The salary of the teacher who just came to teach 2400r. In comparison to the cleaner 4000r. And in the news our governor lies the prejudice that the teacher's 7k. It is teachers who build our future by teaching our children. Can you live with that money? Plus MB at least one obese official to scratch!

The sister of a friend works in school, he leads ninth grade. Recently, her schoolchildren bowed down and gave her a book on the dungeon "How to Work with a Tree". Humorists are fucking.

<yysy> how can I know the number to find the location of a person?
<ggg> call him and ask "Hello, where are you?"

The stranger is not guaranteed by reliable protection of his own.

Fast – getting a good pin from behind is slow.

Funny is a squeezed squeeze.

Wake up after yesterday’s fun.

Cold - off for non-paying warm.

Moist is very frightened dry.

Hard is soft.

Red is mature green.

Black is red undermined.

Adult is a sinful minor.

Charming is more unmarried.

Charming is solitary despotic.

Appetite - roasted under cream sauce is disgusting.

Harmful – taken in large quantities is useful.

Strong - missed through the snake is weak.

Overdose is overdose lifting.

Funny is serious.

A courageous man is a coward who does not know the danger.

Expensive is advertised cheap.

Cheap - placed in a lombard is expensive.

The person who has no documents is free.

Free is the detained.

Heavy - indicated in the customs declaration is light.

Posted by Stepan Kuznetsov, author.

I read the story in the year edak 1997 at the Wheels conference. It was then printed and stored for more than ten years. Now I got in the eye and I printed this story from a yellow page for you. The story is not funny, but it takes something for the soul. So listen to...

I saw an amateur film, like a column of Urals-benzovozes in the spring.
“Chuck...” is all. I got caught! I am beginning to nostalgia! Give up!

He walked on the "Ural" on the swimming pools of Kolyma and Omolona, on the Ohotsk tundra, on the
and Kamchatka. Fuck all the other cars! In addition to the K-700, which we placed a third axis, and chased with knives. But the "Kirovs" lost to the Urals with a foolish jump - I once wiped my back in the blood with a wool sweater for the flight. As well as sailing - in rivers with a depth of more than one and a half meters they take off. Half of the roads are along rivers and streams. In autumn and spring, the metro depths of the tracks are poured with ice-water-clay-stone grass.
The Ural is like a tank. And when the GAZ-71 (allroad) lies on a deep snow or on a deep rail on a boat, and without a barrel and seals can not get out, the "Ural" easily pulls it, like a barrel.
GTT surrendered to "Ural" on the stony road - we had a stretching.
In the tundra, it is the opposite. Although "Ural" was fun on the front and on the tundra, on the cows. Prey on the harvest tundra - rolls and harvests, and beds of the cedar stallion. And unlike everywhere, it can return on its own or meet on the old track - everywhere can not, because the broken leaflets are aimed at him in the windshields (which in GAZ-71, that in GTT).
On the Urals, we had airborne pipes a meter above the cabin.
Thanks to this, we crossed the Guizigua on them, from half a meter of water above the cabin. Just cut off the fan so that the blades do not break the water.
The feelings are cooler than those of the filmish Italians who dive into the river.
of Russia. From the side to look even more terrifying - dive into the drainage of water from the cap, and then - only boiling buruns, and above them "periscope" air drainage.
Minus 55 degrees on board - it works great. The cabin is covered from the inside. Many also close part of the glass. In the windows of the doors leave a glimpse from the palm, and then - only to the left. There, indeed, the technique is not silenced at all, so the problem of "starting" stands. But if it is stung - then the grey block with a solar torch or a solenoid lamp.
You sleep in a barracks, and under its walls all night, 5-6 "Ural" and the same number of tractors. Interestingly - every driver hears through a dream his car, and a little coughing - comes out of the dormitory-cocktail, matures and climbs into the purging.
Behind the cabin, our reserve drivers glued a rainy grave, in which they carried everything with them - from a full set of spare parts, a bedroom, an abundant food supply and ending with a gasoline and wood. And some, when there is nowhere to get an unnecessary barrel of fuel, just check on the carpet and pull after them on the track. But it is only on the soft road.
"Ural" quietly pulls out incredible twists. You want to go and fuck you. What a shit, to sing! It must be felt.

He returned after the north to the mainland and took the sixth. He walked into the courtyard, and on the machine entered the lip. Then I remembered that a second before this in my head whispered - "Tyfu, what a shit!“”

The worst nightmare: making sandwiches, pouring tea, bringing all this to bed, wrapping yourself in a blanket and forgetting the TV.

He said "The longer I live, the more" what?
The less it remains to live

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Earnil is
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XXX:...in Africa - lions, jaguars, crocodiles, begemots..., masks and SS flies))) Negroes just don't notice... No time! )

The SS fly is congenital!
Rides on the "Tigre", in a helmet and with a scream "Zik Hail" presses poor tourists... 8-))

11 October, Sunday
Somali pirates confused a military ship with a merchant ship

It is >_<

My son loves sugar, but he doesn’t say much. And here I come into the house, he gives me: Mom had given him... Half an hour in a stupor stood.

by dairi.ru

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