xxx: What would you do on Anarchy Day, a holiday when all the laws and rules of morality are abolished?? to
Yyy: I’t go to work and finally slept.

Comments on the monitor on one of the websites:
Dear friends. I bought this monkey yesterday. I thought for a long time, chose, but still decided and did not regret! <skipped>...In general, buy and don’t think. It is something!!! to

And I have a ski 42" instead of a monic :)))

- and I have a ski 32" instead of a monic

I have skis with shoes.

- and I have two 42" instead of skies

You are the skiers :)

Who has anything else?

And I have 42 in cold water.

"My women were from different tree breeds."

The chief engineer comes for a salary and accidentally signs the notice with a red pen. I ask "What are you doing? If you do, turn the signature in blue so that the red paste is not visible!" then he will turn his signature in a circle, that is to say, drawing a flat circle around the blue paste.

The news:
"At the coast of Britain, the coast guard found a whale the size of a hamster"

Then they let go and the whale disappeared.

I agreed with my aunt (70 years old, a bitch, worked as a pathologist all my life, but it is so, by the way), to clean the apartment. She comes for the first time, her wife (35 years old) and son (7 years old) meet her, standing, her eyes shake (seemingly forgotten that she was supposed to come. And it’s like "What are you looking at, children? Call an adult!"

c by Google
YYY: The Army At which weight/height ratio does not call&
xxx: 1 to 1

(Discussions about strange dreams)
I was buried three times in my dream.
Y: X, and not annoyed when the carrier of the tomb was knocked down or the music was too loud.

<Spring> SKcorp.and salutation)
<SVC.> VolchiZa:
<Spring> SKcorp.Did you send a smiley?
<Sky.> VolchiZa: Yes. Smile of the Invisible.

Is there a beautiful salute? Does it make sense to get out of the toilet?

Admin in the Innet-Salon.
Two men are sitting behind neighboring companies.
One calls on a cell phone, the other suddenly calls.
Next follows an indiscriminate dialogue between the two, with simultaneous "alle" and attempts to negotiate the neighbor.
Then at the same time there are phrases like: I will then call again, here what nonsense does not speak!
At the same time, the phones are turned off, hiding, two evil men are sitting next to the buses.

Entrance to the warehouse:
Fou, do you smell of something?? to
A little girl (a little bit)
I was heating my lunch.
The Office Lie...

The waiters work from 11.00 to 01.00, thanks to this it is possible to combine study, work and personal life.
:D

Q: Do you remember asking me to be more polite with people? Did I say I am rude and the personality is periodically disgusting?
I decided to start today. I woke up from the sound of the drill behind the wall, but didn’t start to hit the battery with the guard as usual, just called the neighbor, but he sent me. He was stuck in the elevator with Claudia Semenaea. I listened to two hours of nonsense about the power - so I just spit, and she spit in my face. But when I got out of the house I heard YOUR voice - "Come out creatures, underneathers, butterflies!" when you parked in the yard and here I had doubts about the method.

We have a motion sensor at work in the toilet, and if no one enters for 10-15 minutes, the light turns off and turns on as soon as someone enters.
And here I go to the toilet, the light turns on and here I hear from the cabin: "Finally crazy!..."

from the forum of support of the Navitel navigator program:

A few days ago, the search for the nearest points stopped working, everyone points to the cemetery.
Installation of the latest version also did not correct the error.
In addition to this cemeteries are shown even in areas of the city on children's playgrounds,
And when the scale is reduced to the ground of the country, some crosses, even the map itself, are not visible behind them.

To get up early and repeat everything before the start is my long-time dream.

[20:32] I swallowed the swallow O_o
Blair:*[20:32] How about
[20:33] He dropped into a cup of coffee
He pulled out, thought
I’ll drink, and she’ll be on the bottom, and I’ll drink, and I’ll drink.

Lev: I was listening to some monsoon, suddenly the neighbors drilled. I thought what an interesting moment in the song x_x

Oh, we have a joke! We have Zam. The general chased. At the crossroads! We were still standing for a long time, the haishnikovs were waiting, the lafa was in the office.
WOW: It’s that, somehow, a gentleman at the parking lot near the office struck his own second car. I left my car at the office...