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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119513
 16.10.2015
Spam: The New Chinese Medicine!
A patch of ass! If you have a full ass, you just need to stick a patch on it! The ass will pass!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119512
 16.10.2015
DDD: I am looking for an announcement
DDD: found for 600R but there are no responses
PS: I think it turns, probably.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №119511
 16.10.2015
News: "Estonian special forces will start training Ukrainian troops in autumn"

The Estonian Special Forces, Karl! The special forces of the country that rented a tank from Latvia will teach Ukrainian soldiers!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119510
 16.10.2015
The prize for the most stupid statement is given to Erdogan.
"Turkish Islam differs from ISIS by 360 degrees"(c)


[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119509
 16.10.2015
The stupid nerve.
The goods can be printed.
Men can’t even make maths.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119508
 15.10.2015
Zzz After a week of television training, the population will be ready for anything. Marsians have lived among us for a long time. That those who fell on the plate in South Africa, in fact, passed their genes on to us, and the various supermen are descendants of the people of the Alpha Centauri.

Xxx is working so fast? Can I change consciousness in a week?

Zzzz depends on who. Some can’t, but most can.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119507
 15.10.2015
Criteria for selection of different types of troops:
In submarines usually take low-growth.
Yyy: And the volume of the lungs should be large.
XXX: Why is that?
zzz: Probably in an emergency to be able to blow up the main ballast tanks

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119506
 15.10.2015
Comments on Firefox

by Alex008:
Per the logo artist said:
How can I paint you a red panda in such a tiny icon? Who knows that this is a panda and not a cockroach? I'll draw you a fox in the washing machine, but it'll be clear that it's Fox and it'll be a hint that it's Fire.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119505
 15.10.2015
Do you think you can just take the quotes out of context?
Yes (Matthew Gospel, chapter 6, verse 27, first word)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №119504
 15.10.2015
by 18568
Do people of any religion in the world, except yours, organize terrorist attacks? They fight? Cut their heads?
How often is it heard that a Buddhist bombed himself in the subway or a group of Orthodox radicals seized a plane and headed into the building of a shopping center? How often do Catholics call for the killing of all ‘unbelievers’? Isn’t Islam the religion of Islam?
Hence the attitude. And this will not change as long as there are such representatives of Islam. Judging by the quantity, it will never change.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119503
 15.10.2015
Yesterday evening, by the way, I went through the park with us... there is no lighting... behind the glory park of the criminal place...
And in the very center I look... there are two boys on the side (well really small.. year of 12 probably the maximum)...and one of them approaches me (the second stands)...and such...hello....
I answered...
And then followed the question... literally...... can you press you?"... I became ridiculous... I had a sporting suit, a hat and gloves with short fingers...
I say yes probably not.
And he was upset so went to the second... didn’t say... said that didn’t have to)))
I am curious...these are the young beginners of the hoppers that))) polite as well...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119502
 15.10.2015
I live in the private sector.
How do you know if the light is out only in you or all the street?
Check out the list of available Wi-Fi networks.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119501
 15.10.2015
Cherry: One day, two Huxley (the same characters) decided to meet at 3 o’clock. Five minutes before three, the first calls the second and says he is late for half an hour. The other did not even think of going out. After 3:45 the first calls the second and asks where he is. The other says it will be in 2 minutes. The first said he just got out. Then the second admits that he has at least 15 minutes left. They both arrived late, but arrived at the same time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119500
 15.10.2015
xxx: %girl_name% hasn’t it completely gone?
Yyy: I’ve stopped understanding my sister’s personal life since she told me at the age of 5 that her kindergarten is bad because she shares candy with everyone, not just her.
X: Do you think you can get it right now?
YYY: Ask me what I understand
What is more 2/5 or 7/17?
yyy: Yes with half-pin by denominator 5*17 2*17 5*7this is 34 and 35 тады 7/17 more by 1/85

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119499
 15.10.2015
Video of failed demolition of houses in Glasgow
Commentary
The CHC:
Destroyed the food? We would have all our guests coming from the Middle East.
WOW :
> and then would be removed at night

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119498
 15.10.2015
and QQ:
Yesterday I suddenly understood why it hasn’t been pulling melons at all in recent years. When in the bathroom of the cinema, which I periodically go to, the pissuars constantly smell melon - this smell gradually ceases to be associated with delight.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №119497
 15.10.2015
18568, I will not talk about the traditional majority of atheists and Christians, among whom you appear in a hijab, about the outstanding Muslims (although most of those same Tatars) I will also silence. Just take it as a fact: your religion is the most aggressive of the world’s religions to date. Another fact: the representatives of your religion very much like to be promoted and promoted for, faith and true follow the canons of Islam in them is not. Just as there is no understanding: the aggressive showdown under the refrain "I am the most right here and you will act as I say and as convenient to me, my mother kylian" does not cause any benevolent feelings. Yes, I give you a good advice: go to the traditional Tatar mosque and ask the imam to tell you about the difference between faith and religious attribute. And also about the ads of different peoples. The hijab is not the traditional garment for Russian Muslims.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119496
 15.10.2015
I sit at work. A fire alarm is issued. I go out and ask what happened. 11th grade exam. In order to destroy it, they burned something in the toilet or threw a smoke pipe. I never knew. A man 20 in the uniform of the Emergency Ministry, an ambulance, police run around the school. Firefighters could not be counted. Everyone has stupid smiles. There was challenge, there was smoke. And where unknown: In the medical cabinet used emergency seventh-grade students, quickly depicted all the symptoms of smoke poisoning. Doctors decide where they will be hospitalized. The children are looking forward to hospitalization. It is fun to ride a white car with a red cross. They are driven and released home. Then you can cut it for tomorrow. I was appointed to accompany. In the ambulance, everyone made selfies on the background of medical equipment and lay on cartridges. Feldscher says:
I am going to get the injections.
About the injections. and where?
In the ass.
In the ass? So that is....!!! to
I went to the toxicology department. They form. The kids call the phone, the moms call. And they: Well you came to the hospital - so polish, get examined. I see the twin has already starved and became even more pityful to ask my mom. Then they began asking back to school. is not set. Parents and all that. They were treated before the arrival of their parents. My husband and I went all the way back. Which we did not have today. Mossad and Special Forces. We need to organize with our own strength. All the children, all the children.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №119495
 15.10.2015
Number 18568 "I was delayed. I confess Islam, I decided to wear a hijab... (more text)
Since when, according to Islam, a woman’s opinion should be interested in someone.

[ + 8 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119494
 15.10.2015
Q: For a long time, have our troops cheated on Syrian terrorists?

XHH: And yes, I always thought that photos of not entirely naked women and Playboy were incompatible things, but it wasn’t.

I decided, crazy, to read a little news.

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