Listen to the conversation of two girls in our smoking room:
Why shouldn’t you and K. romance? Such a promising boy, with an apartment, with a car...
Because he is a pirate.
You are CHO? seriously? C to Hui?
He said he wants to live for himself and he doesn’t need his wife. The fool.
I do not want! Someone whispered.
You have no choice, the officer said. “Our homeland is a democratic country, and you are volunteers and swear. If you do not – and you have the right to do so – then through this door you will get into a federal prison, where you will be sentenced to thirty years for evading democratic duties. So repeat after me...
© Harry Harrison "The Steel Rat Goes to the Army"
(Listen to a song in an unknown language)
XXX: He seemed to have left her. Rushed and left.
YYY: No, I just left. Not even fucking.
From Drum:
Hopefully, a separate boiler is prepared for purchases!
- Re-buy and the boiler will wash away from polishing to lubricate and paint, and sell!))))
In the meantime...
In Saudi Arabia, the organizers of the beauty contest disqualified camels with botox-pumped lips, fashionable hairstyles and cosmetics on some parts of the body.
Yes Yes Yes. The camels.
Yes of course:
Well, yes, not to take and just put a couple of kilometers of asphalt, or to raise a salary / pension, or to find the thief who stole the wallet... only they know how to spit on others;
One took and laid asphalt. He received a fine and ordered to be removed. It did not appear, however. Another found the thief - well there was more difficult, the rapist of his wife found. Ten years to find, ah. Here, everyone sits straight on the pope, because such hemorrhoids do not want to sting.
The stone of Habr:
Employers have the right to want anything. But you, in turn, don’t have to justify all these hoodies and be perfect. The real state of affairs is determined only by competition between applicants. And if the vacancy of the superman for a long time will respond only to the dotted, chromed and crumbling, then one of them will soon be given a blue plush coat and a red coat. And he will fly. If he does not fly, he will go or sneeze. And everyone will accept this and will work with what is until there is an alternative.
Tyrist70: And according to the records, and not restraint, a recent acquaintance told - was in alcoholic anabolism, and there was a call from the bank, with the imposition of a loan. He smudged them dirty, they, in turn, that the conversation was recorded, and they would complain. not broken up. After some time came a policeman, asked to let him into the house, for a conversation, was not allowed without a sanction, were talking on the square.
The conversation was approximately this:
You were dirty and threatened.
I left the phone in a beer bar.
But they say...
I don’t know, ask in the beer.
>> You are absolutely right. It is unclear why, on the contrary, the rights of parents do not hang. Does the child have the right to know or does the parent have the right to know?
Damn with the rights of parents, why don’t there be the obligations of the children?
and youth. Fuga of Bach. One of the top comments:
"My Canary heard this and now she is an eagle".
The Kremlin has called for the avoidance of the word “boycott” in reference to the Olympics.
This is absolutely right. Everything needs definitions. Therefore, if someone sends you off, that doesn’t mean what you’re booing.
#yo, the nigga
Is it acceptable to compliment a black girl for her beautiful face color?
When do you stop working?
"This is when your legs seem to have grown to the floor, and your back seems to have torn your spine and your head sounds like an orchestra!
Do you finish?
No is! It means working another hour.
You have repented, repented, repented and repented. The former sick man who wrote on the debt was a criminal who let the girl in a circle with his brothers and was very upset that his daughter is not respected by evil neighbors. He was sitting!
My husband and I practice this fun: coming home, he sometimes jokingly and horribly asks me:
Where is he? ! to (I am a lover)
My husband is waiting for me at home for lunch. I break into the apartment and from the threshold a terrible sound:
Where is she? ! to
And I see in the toilet the aunt-president of our JSC, who came, as it turned out, to seal the water meter.
Aunt turned red and quickly retreated with the words:
E – I have gone. Let your husband explain it.
Discussing the news that the spread of electric vehicles can lead to overload of the electric grids:
xxx: Therefore, in order not to be left without transport during a black-out, it is necessary to have a reserve diesel generator at home
Why at home? Put it in the luggage! There are still two in the TESL.
zzz: in the front luggage generator, in the rear solar to it.
In general, often carrying small children on your arms is really bad, as often as stepping. Eating and sleeping should be on time.
Fuck, now it’s clear where the “office seruins” came from – they were not taught to eat and hate on schedule.
We don’t even walk in the corridor, but how it got!! That’s why we live in shit.
No, the rights of the older children are violated when the younger ones appear very well, killing to the root the mimic ideas of brothers and sisters, who were so requested and wanted. I want big ones! To play and communicate! Not the babies who are crumbling and crumbling. And even more so, they didn’t want to become babysitters at the age difference of 10 years or more. In every school there are children’s rights stands. And they have such rights that parents can just cry...with hotline phones. They call, they complain, they complain. And they are right!
The flexibility of church dogmas is simply astonishing: the church has not had time to agree that the earth is round, as poops are already "sacrifying" space ships.
I go with my son (2 years old) to the preschool in front of the kindergarten. I went to the neurologist, she asked the child questions, he was silent. The question is, “Why are you silent?” I explain, "We are offended in every office: then the mouth is ripped, then the finger is crushed, then something else... there is silence." She looks at the child with a smile, "Don't worry, you will not be offended here..." and gets a MOLOTOK!!! to