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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10340
 25.09.2008
YYYY :
Hi there!
The xxx:
Hi to
The xxx:
How are you?
The xxx:
Hopefully all well!
YYYY :
I’m fine what I’m going to be a fool. ;) And you how?
The xxx:
I am a fool too 😉

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10339
 25.09.2008
In the questionnaire of one man:
Activity: A lot of activity!
A lot of interest!
About yourself: Fuck me!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10338
 25.09.2008
I remove another passage.

She writes to me, I can’t remove the doorway. It works in sponsorship.
In order to remove the proof, it must be paid :D

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10337
 25.09.2008
Talk about children:
Vex
Fuck, like a little boring miracle 3 months of the breed can be like someone other than a Sharpey puppy
Alex is
The dog is a bomb.
Alex is
Thus throw
Alex is
So proudly in the park with him you walk by the hand
Alex is
And it’s like the whole park – Windows Sax! Give me the laurels!
Vex
Well, the hand will be busy, and you have to carry beer and smoke.
Alex is
In one hand, beer in the other.
Alex is
Throw it together - she has a beer in her hand with a bottle of juice.
Alex is
and in the same dress - jeans sweater shoes

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10336
 25.09.2008
Dream is
I played in Dota.
Ka3yC
What is so?
Dream is
I have pixels on the monica burned some on top and clearly read the words Menu and Allies of O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10335
 25.09.2008
Every time I read the name "Voltairen Emulgel", it seems to me that if you pronounce it loudly and with the correct intonation, you can cast a fireball.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10334
 25.09.2008
I sit at a lecture on mechanics, a lecturer at the board solves the problem of the speed of launch of space missiles. Suddenly, from now on, a group of people comes to me and says, "Look, but you can buy a hundred million nuclear missiles, blow them up in the right places and then we will speed up the rotation of the Earth, the spacecraft will be easier!"
Millieyin... This is the future engineer of... O_o
terribly

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10333
 25.09.2008
Where is the inner world of man best opened up?

on the operating table.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10332
 25.09.2008
She went to motor school and left her husband with two children.

The youngest daughter is not a year old, the older one is four. I go to school, I give.

Instructions for feeding the young, and so for a few weeks. My husband, of course.

He is very unhappy that he has to babysit with children.

After school, I sit at home and feed my children. And here one day

I watch my older daughter play with a doll. I put her on a toy.

chair, next to the plush rabbit, "feeds" both toys

She says, “Eat a little girl, very delicious snack, nem-niem.”

And then he sweeps the rabbit’s spoon and says, “Look, little girl, this plushed

The creature also eats cabbage, bl...d, now you eat a spoonful".

I immediately understood where she found an example.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10331
 25.09.2008
Our people are not stupid, and when they are offered 60-70 percent of the year,

They know that it is pure water. They offer 200.

Percentages cannot bear and bear.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10330
 25.09.2008
Listen to me, Megadmin!

My administrator was not ashamed to tell about himself that one day, in his childhood, he foolishly cut off a piece of VESA-view, so that it entered the PCI connector.
But he, for example, could open an electronic lock to the office from any phone, and after a phone call - go to his directory and save or delete the record of the conversation. It is not so difficult. But he did it on his own initiative – under the fifth novel and the third wing. For us, the lammers, to be comfortable.

Unlike you, he didn’t complain about the idiots. Somehow, for some reason, they did not exist. Even in accounting.
(and he was given girls, and he had no problems with the bubble)

Go and work, Star of Warcraft.

PS: Romson, hello to you!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10329
 25.09.2008
On the air refresher "Pearl-AQUA" black on white is written:"...It not only fights with unpleasant odors but also eliminates the cause of their appearance..."
I am terrified to wait for this ballerina to start removing my dirty socks.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10328
 25.09.2008
In the subway hangs a list of vacancies in the company store with the slogan "Start a career in adidas!"...that all of us so the career begins

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10327
 25.09.2008
From the warehouse:

Fuck.. then I said so that I was swallowed, but from the operation that came smells of smoked fish....

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10326
 25.09.2008
Nicole says:
You know, I really feel that if I don’t kiss him in the next week, I’ll take him and die.

Nicole says:
Maybe to approach him and somehow obsessively kick him for a fuck?

Nicole says:
Type of suggestion?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №10325
 25.09.2008
I heard the remix today. Am I alone for the revival of the Holy Inquisition?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10324
 25.09.2008
Let’s call her as best you can and let’s call her! =) is
What do you like more, my ass or my neck?
It is my property =)
Do you make a contribution to real estate??? =))) and *ROFL*

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10323
 25.09.2008
I am fucking in shock! I had to date a girl for 3 months, hint on sex and hear:
And my ex-boyfriend sought me for a year and a half! O O O O!
Yes, I would rather learn the whole course of economics than spend a year and a half on myself and her.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10322
 25.09.2008
even of those who know that the fingers can be counted to 1023 not all guess that if you show "4" "128" and even more "132" you can and repent...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10321
 25.09.2008
I am away, and recently my girlfriend gave me a cup of dark glass)) said that if you don't wash it once you can't see))) here -I'm very grateful and I want to say Lera -I love you

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