He: Why do you rewrite with him? and jealousy!
It: is not
He has him? Okay, then I am calm 😉

<ъъ>Hello
<wow> hi
<ъъ> is your name Lisha?
<wow> no
<ъъ> and why?

While you are pumping your persian, someone is fucking your future wife.

Here is + tom:

That there was about a guy who until 20 thought that from a pony a horse grows up?
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And until I was 22, I thought the president would congratulate us on the New Year in direct broadcast.

= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Your mother... I’m 29... about the president – is it true? O_O

You can live for 10,000 if you want.
— — — —
Existence, man, being and being"

I hated politics in general and parliamentarians in particular in my childhood. When one day, instead of worn stories included a live broadcast of the assembly of the people’s deputies.

Unrealized sexual fantasies lead to severe consequences, such as marriage.

Who invented and who called the style of swimming crown?
The name was invented by Grandfather Mazai when he taught rabbits to swim.

Question in the test:
Do you use contraceptives?
1) Always
2) never
Only during sexual intercourse
O_O

The gentlemen laughed and cried. Today in the morning I eat work, and some fool crashes into my backyard, I barely burst out of anger, a new machine from the salon, and here flying out, and I just fall out of real laughter, DEAD on the Green Six.... swallow... I hate you....

by Lemark. Dr House is a relatively good series. In itself, the character House - in my opinion, it is something original, how many before this there were series, the main character of which would be such a pessimistic, upset type that you would like? Hugh Laurie plays him genially. Agree, there is, sometimes, some UG type "Caddy, which is the most sexy diva in the entire hospital" and other nonsense, but there are more positive points there. The series is not for the bead. In it they show how a normal person chases out of the woods and other people of different types who really rage. Regarding "in each series - a wolf and MRI" - it's a bit of everything, long ago there is no such thing. And even when it was - why did you want one patient to be cut off and another to be prescribed pills? The humor of the house must be understood.

Audiences-Housists, support, press the plus, let the quote go to the best, 1:0 in favor of Doctor House!

An interview with an adult uncle.

Sport (00:29:33 9/10/2009)
"link to Zombie Boyfriend" - decrypt it.
Warlord (00:29:50 9/10/2009)
Active hyperlink to the social network "VKontakte"
Sport (00:30:06 9/10/2009)
did not expect

I have a height of 160 cm, weigh 45 kg, I wear glasses. If it wasn’t for the Adidas sporting suit, a hat and seeds, they would have been killed long ago. They think of their own.
And when I am shooting, they even eat and also ask who has picked up the note and why I sell it)))))

I was in the bus today and heard a wonderful conversation between the conductor and the aunt.
T is cold here.
K - stand next to the driver, there is a stove, it does not work...

Aunt went and stood up.
The world has done shit.

xxx(11:38:11 9/10/2009)
Life is like golf: from hole to hole

yyy(11:40:15 9/10/2009)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The most important thing is that it’s a crack))))))))))))))))

And you also want to introduce on pedestrian roads and especially in the subway the same rules for people as for cars on the road? Not to go out to the meeting, not to rebuild sharply in front of the pedestrian going from behind, and not to stop sharply in the middle of the road to read the sign?)

To this...

ta-a-a
100 square meters of polyethylene with puppies.

Please write where to order!!! I have been making a gift for a doctor for a week! Here is that!!! to
Bring to the best pls so that the author sees))
and...
We have a cargo. and Fragile. And it was wrapped in polyethylene with pistols. These puppies have sizes of 10cm * 6cm * 3cm. Same kind of pads. First, he stuck, and then carefully began to press them... suddenly it will break or break. After playing, I decided to still use them for their direct purpose, and hell there... it’s not all that simple. In general, to click on one such puppet, you need to apply all the chopsticks of kilograms so for 30, and then whisper so that the ears lay.
"Pants for real men" is a real gift.
The Russian Matrix

I am a fragile girl, I don’t break for long.

Another story about my grandmother:

Go home with a friend. My grandmother opened the door. When she saw us, she started scratching her teeth and speaking "Hahahaha". My friend and I don’t understand anything. It’s back again" and it’s back". We look at her as a psychic.Again she scatters her teeth and again "HaaHHHHH". We are silent. And here she says:
Why do you not understand? I put new teeth!

Meeting with two clients via Skype.
I: Ok, we're ready for the conference. Who should we call?
by Ghostbusters!! to