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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55052
 17.10.2011
XXX: How do you succeed with adjustment?
YYY: It is disgusting
YYY: From the one thought that all the config will have to be written manually, I want to drink. Smoking, cuddling, wearing a dress and painting a blonde

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55051
 17.10.2011
Doo: As my friend coder says, a bad programmer will make a website in a week, and if they turn off the inet, then in a month. A good programmer will make a website in a week, and if you turn off the internet in a day and a half :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55050
 17.10.2011
XXX is Hi!
XXX: How is it?
Tagged: Figo
YYY: my screw with valuable info is ripped, I try to save the info
Do you want to fix it in Russian? :D
I will repair you in German.! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55049
 17.10.2011
A word with four “s”:
The washed,
“The Rapid”,
The “tested”;
Words with five “s”:
“Fast Tested”

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55048
 17.10.2011
The least I expected, 10 years after I graduated from college, was to throw out old notebooks and find on the fields in the lectures on physical chemistry the following phrase, written by MY handwriting:

And at this time, the most cute guy in the courtyard, wearing circular socks, passively functioned to the joy of the governor, who is known to be a friend of man.

O_O

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55047
 17.10.2011
Mona: Yeah there fucking...he drank and all of him on the topic of the army loaded.I just didn’t let him go in such a state alone, he would break the wood.
You were looking for me? 😉
Mona : 😉
Echuy: I was looking for someone.
Mona: I could have lied.
Echuy is OK.
Echuy:... at least someone I love.
Mona: Peregnuououul
Echuy:... at least as a friend.
Mona: Again overwhelmed
One too heavy word.
Echuy:..., at least a new, but already gradually becoming a close person.
Echuy: Or with the word "man" did I also bend, you are a capricious fool?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55046
 17.10.2011
<The Rabbit> so if I were a flash, where would I lie????? to
<KiSSSa> rabbit, in a psychic would lie on any

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55045
 17.10.2011
In the life of every woman sometimes there are such moments when you want to get rid of just the way, from no one. There is so much foolishness in the head that it is necessary to drop water.

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55044
 17.10.2011
I got these Stalker modes. Even if they are playable - the authors are already going crazy...
I need to move on to the game... how there is it... pull out the member...
and Fallout?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55043
 17.10.2011
av220 about zero: This is the hellest forum I’ve seen. In order to register, you need to have at least 10 messages.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55042
 17.10.2011
xxx: "Electric train to St. Petersburg will arrive at the third platform"
xxx: and no one worries that they have been on our station all their lives))
Potter didn’t know about 9 and 3/4 either.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55041
 17.10.2011
My grandmother came yesterday. She’s 71, she smells like baking, she loves watching humor shows and big races on the first channel, she’s worried not about the rise of the dollar and the upcoming change in customs legislation, but only that I’m walking without a shirt, her stories are full of life pragmatism, she covers my laptop with a wrapped cloth to avoid ‘radiation’ and bakes the most delicious cakes in the world. I love her very much, I don’t always have time to call her, but she always remembers me, sends me clothes, cards, raspberries from her garden and worries about me. Guys, right now, without delay, call your grandparents, at least just ask how they are, they will be pleased, take care of them, because they will not always be with us.
by 013

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №55040
 17.10.2011
Comrade is tired of his girlfriend's nuts, he said, she is very tired, and therefore there is no sex. He broke out early from work, scratched the whole apartment, washed everything, licked. I prepared a great dinner. When a friend came home, he lay down on the bed with the words:
What are you watching? Fuck it, let it go!

[ + 15 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55039
 17.10.2011
Appetit, if you believe in the love of a man to a woman for a lifetime. I’m serious, it’s probably not fashionable, but it happens.

Jules, I’ve been wrong many times. I made a lot of mistakes, made a lot of things wrong, made a lot of things wrong. I will do everything to make you happy. Your happiness is my happiness. With me or without me, you decide. Forgive me brother. I love you. be happy.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55038
 17.10.2011
Judging by the advertisement of pads and diapers, all women and carapuses are filled with a glass detergent.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №55037
 17.10.2011
Talking to my mother in the kitchen:
Forget the bread with mayonnaise.
M: The man himself
I: Well I got the bread, the mayonnaise got, the sauces got...
M: You’ve got them all!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55036
 17.10.2011
She: In general, in the past, young people considered it an honor to drink champagne from their lady’s shoe.

In their mouth their feet!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55035
 17.10.2011
The peak of fame and success is when in any part of the Light you speak your own language, and it is the problems of others that may not understand you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №55034
 17.10.2011
We opened a shopping and entertainment center with all kinds of accessories.
All services are needed and they are available.
Since the TRC is an object with a mass residence of people, the security service is very numerous and its requirements have priority for all others. All services are provided with radio stations (up to cleaners, sorry - cleaning workers) and the requirements of secrecy must also be observed during radio exchange. For this purpose, rules have been invented to make it difficult for any rival terrorists to work there.
A fragment of the negotiations:
- Water 1, answer 911
Listen to
On the axis 63 situation 05.
The show? What is the roof?
and ah!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55033
 17.10.2011
From the explanatory: "I was late to work because I went through my husband in the morning and was a little late..."

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