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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10320
 24.09.2008
From the sales forum:
1: I will buy a rack in good condition (b / o), inexpensive. Offer here or by phone
2: there is a Samsung S410i, complete set in the box and with documents (there are still ears and plastic case), b/u 2 years, but the state of the new
3000 is normal.
No, it won’t work in your sleep.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10319
 24.09.2008
How old was your mother when you were born?? to
by Alexa: 16
Jade: And what about Dad?? to
by Alexa: 15
Jade: Yeah, you were a desired child.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10318
 24.09.2008
The fantasy of spammers is striking - today I received a letter with the topic: Is it worth it and you don't know what to do? Read the letter.
I even thought...
For some reason, a man immediately appeared at the TV in a dirty jacket, which is worn.
The Wife! The Wife! He is standing! What to do!
I do not know! Call the police!
Maybe his venom?
No, let’s cover it up!! to


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10317
 24.09.2008
23:29:53 I sit with my mouth filled,
I drink coffee at night.
When will the accords be sent?
Favorite of Iris?

23:33:26 I sit and blink in the monitor
Behind the dark glass...
Please look at me, dear.
The message window.

23:35:04 I sit, not understanding myself
As a sentence,
What brings me my family
In the table with the inscription "ignor"

23:39:34 I look forward to the accords
From now on I will forever be yours.
I am afraid the poem
He has already gone to Basel.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10316
 24.09.2008
Sushi
You cheated that I bought myself.

Sushi
See me on Monday.

Cervacok
Did you buy Moscow?

Sushi
I did not understand the question

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10315
 24.09.2008
Forget about stupid bugs. I have a mom booze and also understands little in compass. All the fucking, why? Because the bugs should not have the internet on the working computer. Do not understand the reasons yet?
borrowed by stupid users. They are not stupid, they have computers and all this is stupid and uninteresting. You will lead the cat to the veto, you will be interested in what kind of vaccination he put him? How is it called in terms? Kaspersky, Node, Doctor Web or Avast?
And, fucking, you say, stupid users do a lot of harmful actions for the company. What do you feed cats? by Kite? The whisky? Is your cat still alive? is surprising. These foods are slow and painful cat death. And sweet, because viscas, for example, is addictive, I will not go into the terminology.
For example, I am terribly annoyed when cats are fed with whisky and kitekete. A dog pedigree and another x**ney, which is advertised by telic. Good foods are not advertised.
Do you like cats? And your computers? So why do you treat cats worse than companions?
No need to plush. Let this read at least a couple of administrators and finally take care of their cats.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10314
 24.09.2008
22082 (saved 2008-09-22 at 15:00)
The expression of a woman's face at the time of swallowing of sperm should comply with GOST R 52189-2003

I am, of course, a blonde, but what about GOST R 52189-2003 on wheat flour?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10313
 24.09.2008
1st :
And I had a very important job - to wipe out the coffee from my pants...or at least to smash it evenly, so that it doesn't seem like I'm drowning)

2nd :
Requests for overtime

2nd :
"That is how it worked"

2nd :
or

2:"so much work to suck no time to leave here"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10312
 24.09.2008
by 111
In our garden now the stove oven puts out, the man is just a pepper*JOKINGLY*

by 111
He told me about his childhood.)

by 222
=) What is he telling?

by 111
when he was a child (it was when he was studying somewhere in the 7th grade) was sitting and playing at the party. The teacher had such an instruction. Dick she approached him and as ue... he was on his neck with this same statement! He was in shock, saying that his eyes barely flew out. He is in a state of shock. The bag does not communicate anything at all. He catches her for clothes and hurts! Dick he straight with the livery swept everything *ROFL*

by 222
and ROFL

by 111
There was an unrealistic rust in the classroom))) She covered her hand and fled the classroom! And she has a husband director of the school and moreover they live an apartment higher. The husband (director) in a minute runs into the classroom with a irritated face and chased after him throughout the classroom! All the kids except him were out of the class. The director closed him in the classroom and went to his parents. Near the evening, the boy managed to climb out the window and he sadly rushed home, afraid that his father's belt would meet him. He comes home, a painting with oil! His batek plays the bow bow! And the drunk director is dancing in the basement. :D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10311
 24.09.2008
by KaN (10:15)
Don't love anyone, and you will like everyone.Send the whole world to hell, and you will be admired.

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
O_O

by KaN (10:15)
Dirty words

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
Fuck the fuck!

The Mad Guitarist (10:15)
Admire me 😉 😉

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10310
 24.09.2008
C the forum.

XXX: "It is interesting. When did you have a computer?
spontaneously and unexpectedly. It was 1995. My father brought. I was very surprised. I was sitting all day, studying. Everything was so interesting that after three years I became quite good at computers.
In 2000, the first 486DX-Pentium computer crashed. The major virus of 1644. The mystic. But it was May, time 16:44. 16 May. 4 + 4 = 8 At eight in the morning it all started. The virus showed itself at 16:44. A deadly virus. Two years without a computer.
How are you doing?"

YYY: In October will be 5 years of my first and still the only)))
October is 10 months. 10 - the size of the member of the soloist AOL, 2004 2+0+0+4 = 6, 6-10 = -4!!! The temperature of October 12, 2001, the day when I had a diarrhea!!! It is 5 letters!!! Five number hockey players on the ice! Three letters of ice!! The most popular word of the 3 letters, which on the fence is written, in the Roman numbers 17 => XVII, in my mouth my feet! 17 years ago I was 2!!! I have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 ears and 2 noses!!! What a magic number!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10309
 24.09.2008
<ona> I will only come as long as I don’t know where to live ;-)
<on> vv? vj;tim gjrf e vtyz gj;bnm? e vtyz jnkbxyfz lde[cgfkmyfz rhjdfnm $]
<he> sick
<on> I’m going to write again
<on> run short
<on> live where you want
<he> 0_of the puppy ))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10308
 24.09.2008
Read the poetry of Chukovsky

Suddenly from mommy's bedroom puppet
by Moododyr
The laundry officer and laundry officer.
My daughter asks
Daddy Daddy, and you are also the commander of the washers.
and???? What did you take???? to
- Just my mom then shouted, "It's you with your washbags at work so talk".
and)))


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10307
 24.09.2008
The Observation :
Regardless of the fullness of the bus, the conductor passing by will definitely hit you.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10306
 24.09.2008
<Thomas> Zixel makes magic devices
<Thomas> set up the router yesterday
<Thomas> one and a half hours
<Thomas> and there in the set is a toy still foldable goes, and her name is Zixel Omni
<Thomas> so, while the process was going there, I collected it and put it before me.
<Thomas> and instantly magically it worked.
<Thomas> a little bit over.
<Thomas> the toy doesn’t look very good, well, and removed it from the table
<Thomas> and immediately magically everything stopped working
<Thomas> returned to place
<Thomas> as long as it works)...I am afraid of them

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10305
 24.09.2008
XXX: Why is the word “orgasm” so easily derived from the word “defeat”?
Nka: Because you are a shit! I do not get it!
XXX: (laughs and ticks the finger) NKA doesn’t get an orgasm... ^^

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10304
 24.09.2008
As it was before:
XXX is
You go out and think:"Cold but"
XXX is
It’s cold and it’s cold"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10303
 24.09.2008

They were now on the children’s playground.
They fought in the sand:

Girls - 2 Arina, 2 Diana, Stephania, Serafim, Ariadna!!! to
Even though, Demide, Romeo!! to

I even cried out my smoke once again was somewhat uncomfortable...

P/S It should have been at least Ramesses to be called... *ROFL*

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №10302
 24.09.2008
I look for a job, I see a vacancy.

"The Coney Freezer
Date: Wednesday 10 September 2008
The Requirements:
Men and women, age up to 50 years, technical education + design skills;
Experience in a similar position is welcome"

Pilates, what is it?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №10301
 24.09.2008
Launched the network in the new body of the universe, faced with the fact that there is no door to the server room on the floor. Everyone has it and there is no one here, a whole wall and all that. It turns out, you enter the WOMEN toilet, you open the door to the last cabin... and there is a sorter and another door - to the server room. Admin said he would live there.

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