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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37938
 27.10.2010
X: How did you go to bowling, a lot of strikes broke out?
Y: Nea, I’m the first time I’ve ever learned to catch...
y: it’s from the side you look, you think, da figli here... and as I tried so I understood that you need to be able to :-D
X: This is how men look at porn from the side and think, yes, Figi.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37937
 27.10.2010
One of the support forums:

I would like to thank the author of this most valuable article. My 20-year-old boy downloaded something to his computer, then it didn't go - uninstalled it, but a considerable amount of system files went away with this program. His computer was no longer turned on... I broke the entire Inet, manually removed and restored system files from the DOS, was already preparing to rewrite registers... And then my curved hands brought me to your page. I read. Everything became clear and promising. 20 minutes and a miracle! The computer is saved, the child is saved, everyone is saved, happy, jump! Thank you again for what you think of us – simple deadly and unprovoked lamps!

Question: LAMER for at least 40 "from under DOS manually removed and restored system files, already prepared to rewrite registers"...I lose after this then who?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37936
 27.10.2010
I register on the forum. Instead of the standard point, it is worth:

It relates to itself:
to the boys;
to the girls;
more to boys than to girls;
More for girls than for boys.
by EMO;

by Darth Han


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №37935
 27.10.2010
Call-Center operator ignited:"You are currently calling from the phone number you are calling from?"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37934
 27.10.2010
Ping.Win (23:49:05 25/10/2010)
rabbit

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:09 25/10/2010)
? to

Ping.Win (23:49:17 25/10/2010)
We need wood for mice.

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:26 25/10/2010)
to break?)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37933
 27.10.2010
I stumbled yesterday to take a picture of every herring remaining from the metal youth, and try to drive it, suddenly it will be useful for some pioneers-obrygans. I found a couple of rings, a cushion, shooters, photographed, I walk back and forth around the room, I look for more.
The girl lies on the bed, asks: "what, are you looking for something else unnecessary that can be sold?" Here I start with a clever expression of the face to turn to her and bring a photocall.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37932
 27.10.2010
It is crazy! I was fired by the director for six months.
He did not get everything at all.
Today he was fired with the wording "in connection with the loss of confidence".
I watched the movie ><

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37931
 27.10.2010
Today, my father and my brother made the furniture.
I felt like a true lover.
YYY : OO
He accidentally locked me in the closet.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37930
 26.10.2010
I stand in a rock bunker, buy Cossacks, watch for necklaces. A friend thoughtfully wraps an umbrella in her hands. I say, let’s buy you a necklace? She – let me! And she accidentally hits the umbrella on the ass of a man standing next to her. The man was so tired: "Fuck, you can’t get home?and "

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37929
 26.10.2010
Why do you meet with yours for so long? She is terrible, does not know how to cook, does not bump in the compass.
yyy: and she allows me to hang up in bed=)
XXX is married!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37928
 26.10.2010
- You know, my brother's wife left, he was in a terrible depression, and how did you deal with it?
- It helps a lot if you take what is dear to her and break it, well, say.
The foot?

© Friends

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37927
 26.10.2010
Regina: How is the weather?
AlMaz: +1 degrees =) How are you?
Regina is cold. Tagged +2
AlMaz: Nothing is cold... Twice as hot as us

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37926
 26.10.2010
Today, my mom burned: my brother squeezes the thickness in the bag, no shit climbs, my mom fits, folds carefully (the sizes are reduced by 2 times), quietly puts it in the bag and says: "The girls must already squeeze, and he can't squeeze the thickness."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №37925
 26.10.2010
I wore it in my hands, great. I also liked when my ex-husband was wearing me on his arms.
Well, yes, only you every man will raise, and me not every three :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37924
 26.10.2010
My companion killed flies, chasing them with a refresher and a fireplace. A metric hole in the curtains. 20 years! Mother said that the bull neighbors dropped from above... He lived on the fifth (!) The 5th floor...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37923
 26.10.2010
Kazakh student in Moscow
I watched the news on NTV.
I dreamed that Putin and Medvedev came to me. and two. I did not find anything better than to offer "to bury", we ate means pellmech three, Dmitry Anatolyevich after the meal immediately left, and V.V. is left.
The soap...

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37922
 26.10.2010
You’re sorry, but how can you not see the train carrying you? He did not jump out of the corner.
yyy: You’re sorry, but this is "Sapsan". For a second you think, and the second you are already on the way to heaven.
zzz: I looked to the left, I looked to the right, and here you are sapsan on the left

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37921
 26.10.2010
Katyukha (23:40:39 25/10/2010)
I thought to go to bed or not, while I was thinking, the question decided by itself - the cat slipped into the bed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37920
 26.10.2010
XXX: How are you?
YYY: Better don’t contact me. He has a black belt on the kamasutra.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37919
 26.10.2010
-<JackieDiablo>-
My friend and I recently participated in the Miss Universe contest :)

Gray
How about the contest? Have you taken all the places?

-<JackieDiablo>-
My girlfriend took Miss Grace.

Gray
And you? A comforting prize "so smart"?)

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