Lessons in Geometry:
What is a Cube?
This is a square in 3D.

YYY: Well how? Would you?
XXX is standard. Now I have understood the true purpose of the straps on the rope of some buses.
XXX: so that passengers can hang themselves at the peak hour

After recognizing me and hearing that I don’t have a girlfriend, many girls wonder, say, how, such a good boy — and not looking at anyone? I quietly smile in response. It is quite funny that for some reason nobody comes to mind that it is me so far almost nobody has looked at them.

igar0K : Sleep, cat, sweet and sweet,
Pick up in bed,
Close your eyes tightly.
Cats of mine!

Mr. Pijamkin: experimentally proved that after the phrase: "Vladimir Svyatoslavovich had about 800 nurses" the lesson of history in the 10th grade is impossible to conduct.

Those of us who do not live to a hundred years will go to the cemetery.

About our men.
You know, I need a serious relationship. For a lifetime!
Remove the cowards, I tell you.
Amigdala

She: Listen to me with a whistle on a cell phone.
It was at the most inappropriate moment, once it was a whole comedy.
She: We are sitting at a lecture in Lobach. I have a phone call on vibration. Here is a sound from my bag. I took the cut. Alexander "Anna, could answer, I would forgive". She: "I don’t think Alexander. It’s just an alarm clock" Alexander "You know, Anna, you’re the first to put an alarm clock on my lectures"

The comrade had a neighbor who caused the rubbish, for the fact that he played music at home, constantly loudly. But he did not open them. He put the projector to the window, and when they came down, he cast gay porn where each other’s garbage is spared. Then he went down and cold welded her door.
There was a long war there.)

Our in the Russian hotel in Egypt, the second day of rest, the conversation of a man with a bartender:
The tomato juice!
Without a vodka?
How about without vodka? O_O

In the evening we fall asleep with a sweet after an act of love. He begins to crawl, and I have no eye. I look at him, and such a wave of tenderness suddenly blows on me, my heart is so compressed, my eyes are so moist... I am holding my head with my hand, like in the best romantic films, and admire his noble profile – the nose is straight, the sponges are sweet, the mother-in-law is so warm, native, murmur-mur-mur... Unless I start out loudly. Here he whispers, turns to me with a hairy ass, and tasty so swirls in a dream. Pizdecblah ruined not only the moment, but also the air.

A man who contemplates on the beach of almost naked young beauties feels like a child whose parents brought to a toy store to see, and bought nothing promised.

Passing past the Aitishnikov cabinet, I heard a fragment of the phrase "to a homogeneous hamster mass". Something I do not know about them...

XHH: No, he won’t want to meet me, inf 100%.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He came into No from my iPhone yesterday. And there are the latest queries: "operator switch c++", "nothing more ecce homo epub download", "planarity of graphs" and control "how to weld an egg in a mixture".

SMS at 3 p.m. from a friend of chemistry
Like many other substances, it has three aggregate states: solid, liquid and gas.
I send this text to a biologist friend, the answer comes "... and live"

Smoke and hello! You can't suggest the approximate cost of the comp if the monitor t"15"?? to

Argh, it is what you need to be to call a company that sells air conditioners, fans, thermostats, batteries, everything that is associated with the change of temperature, CLIMAX!

On the soap spam came with the text: "Do you want to know the secret of the name of OyaEBUBLya?"

Will you invite your friends to a Halloween party?
You say they are terrible!
He is the same!

There are two payment options: cash and in nature. Option one: you find 2000 r. and list me. Option two: you find a person who agrees to pay 2000 r. for your nature, and you transfer the money to me.