I have already become accustomed to the fact that there are a lot of stupid children living in our courtyard, who are not complicit to call the home phone, they are just hanging under the windows like in the old good times:
"Maaahaaam to you!“"or"Dimaan, go out for a walk!!I can’t, I can’t, my mother punishes!!!and "
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Something epic happened today.
Yyy: Did my mom let go? ?
xxx: no, blin) I sit, I drink tea and here is such a terrible bass from the court"Vasily Arkaiaadjiitch, go out, we brought you the outfits!!!I look like, and there are five men in costumes under the windows, paper mashtots.

Where is your romantic mood?
Why am I still not a bear?

My neighbors on top have a very bad sound taste.
Maybe a musical taste?
No, not the sound! Because the music that they listen to can’t be called shit!! to

Am... I think maybe that’s normal?
My husband is a programmer.
Wake up (at least I think so at first) - after a daytime sleep (and a sleepless night of coding).
I dreamed I was given a cake.
What kind of cake am I?
It is a cake with adjustments!
What adjustments do I have??? 8 O
Has he ever given you a cake with adjustments?
On the other side of the river...
I didn’t wake up %

He and his father watched the news: 54 billion will be allocated for the development of Dagestan.
I: Where are they so much?
God has sent him.
I am Allah Vladimirovich.

XHH: Yesterday we admin resigned, and today from the very morning we are looking for the ring on the net. The network lies, the work stands, the shorter the spark. And then someone writes him a SMS, like Sani, you don’t know where you could get how much on the net? And most importantly, where can it be? Answer: Do not touch my beauty.

with Zh.

A Russian chef examines his Arab counterpart’s erudition: “Tell me which country first launched a man into space?”
He, of course, was unaware, but was quickly found: the Palestinian Arabs were the first to fly into space. But at the blockpost they were stopped, removed and deployed back."

Even the Eritrean dishwashers were ripped. The geopolitical situation in the region is excellent.

Hi my good.
Hi dearly –
What do you do? Arrived long ago?
I just ate, I arrived 20 minutes ago.
Please let me know when you are released.
In three minutes...
I have already eaten :-*
Sunny, can I call you a shredder?

I had a tough childhood – I was forced to pump the mattress.
Yyy: Yes, tough...especially if the mattress is not rubber but normal :D

I read on one website an article on neurology, about reflexes, at the very end of the passage:
One of the early symptoms of multiple sclerosis is the absence or sluggishness of abdominal reflexes — all or only some. Abdominal reflexes can also be sluggish and with tension, abdominal muscles due to diseases of the abdominal organs. When building and insulation you will definitely need a glass coating, which can be purchased at low prices and with delivery.
O to LOL?

In the topic of the Apple Loss of another patent dispute:

Konstantinius: 30 trucks will go back to Samsung :-)

What about your camera? Why does not work?
I fell with him into the waterfall.( by

Koyalnik Hrenov: When on Saturday, a passing chief noticed that I was a native palace worker, it became a little strenuous.

A group of three students (two girls and one boy) did the task. failed to. The boy approaches me and gloss: "Don’t put Katie and Natasha three! Give them five! I was the egg of discord!".

XXX: Vekselberg became the richest man of the Russian Federation. He has $18 billion. To imagine how much it is, put all your money and add another $18 billion.

...
How well do you know Matthew? :)
-Somewhere between: "What is Fakin Matan?" and "Currently, we have a Matan" =D

With Picaboo. 
Which word can’t get a rhythm.
 Here are simple words with a complicated rhythm: LIFE
Fuck it = (
Bravo to you ?))
Fallur: Sorry, I thought we were in an association

xxx: heard the joke that the company is afraid to tell Valuev that he will no longer advertise their products?
YYY: Oh yes it is fun. But laughing and laughing, he continues to film in the roles. According to law, he cannot engage in commercial activities.
xxx: Just other deputies are afraid to tell him that he can’t do business :)

How did you find the website of Habrabrabr?
Go to Google Voice Search :)

An intuitive interface in life.

I came to one of the offices for work and after a while asked them (pardon) for a sorting. They point me to the door at the end of the hallway and give me a tablespoon. I really wore for a long time. A helpful imagination threw me a few pictures of using a spoonful in the sorting. When I still gathered my exploded brains into a pile and asked them, it turned out that their sortir is closed to a lock with a lock and the door is opened and to open it they smash the tongue of the lock with a spoon. No... Well, it’s for everyone without explanation...