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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10280
 24.09.2008
by 16.09.08
and speculative:
Americans in panic: Dow Jones today fell by 4.4%
and rekax:
Meanwhile, the Russian stock market has resumed its smooth decline at the level of 990,5 points, which is 7.21% lower than the closing value on the eve.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10279
 24.09.2008
I stand with a friend at a stop near the universe. Bentley is parked nearby. From the open window plays the old good Pink Floyd - Learning to fly.
I: Great music
D: See, you’ll listen to such music, you’ll ride such a car.
There is an old green moscow. From there, the pot and the stones...
The curtain.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10278
 23.09.2008
18.09.2008 10:53:52, Cka3o4nuCa
You know... now we say it clearly... I am so stupid, all the time I wait for some surprise or wonder... this is the day when I came to you... I am waiting for a norman, you say I will be in 10 minutes... I first hanged the nuances, suddenly I think the flowers ran to buy... and the brain understands that you are probably drinking vodka or beer or smoking a plush around the corner.


[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10277
 23.09.2008
Meeting a girl? Do you pay enough attention to her? Soon to! Diablo III: Test the relationship for strength!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10276
 23.09.2008
by Elia:
What kind of Russians were there!
The nose, the fucking nose!
10 sticks will throw, still on his hands!
And now!? to
Nose with Potatoes, Harmony
Half the stick throws on the road, asks.

The coccyx:
The answer to Chemberton.
There were Russians before.
The cheeks are red, the eyes of love for the husband drunk,
Tits like melons, assy waist,
He will feed meat, he will feed meat.
It will always shake, the nerves will not shake,
The hair is narrow, the hair is blonde.
You throw 10 sticks and then wear them on your hands!
And now!? to
The smile is sad, the look is glass.
I love the word "Little"
as a faner, there are no manners,
in the bed, kissing in the beds,
As a whirlwind and not a bride.
If you look at it, you will not want anything.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10275
 23.09.2008
Baghdad
No, I have great breasts.

CardioStimulator
As if not entirely

Baghdad
Totally and non-totally

CardioStimulator
No one?

Baghdad
No one (

CardioStimulator
Poorly

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10274
 23.09.2008
Micheal (20:15:07 19/09/2008)
I have a strategic stock of 5 ruble coins at home... Here’s the difference between "money no" and "money no")

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10273
 23.09.2008
by Oleg :
The security guard burned...the bill was charged for involuntary compression of the vagina...if I got to do this? Well one, Serega, grit need to push your finger into the anal hole and everything will be fine.
by Oleg :
I thought, I added only to the woman Sasha, a woman, not myself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10272
 23.09.2008
We sunbathed with mommy on the beach.There are always handcuffs, which should be laid on the bed.Well, I lie on one of these, rest, here we were noticed by our acquaintances from the hotel, came, began to shake with mommy.One of them was in sunglasses.After a few minutes of talking here this says:"Can I eat my eye on the edge of your towel?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10271
 23.09.2008
You can’t get out of work quietly – get out quickly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10270
 23.09.2008
No. 4 of 20 September. The Race.

Oh, the Russian people are indestructible... Once a group of harsh miners went to

The most stagnant times behind the Iron Curtain. In Europe however. and must

To say that in those years the most crying was - hats from Moher. Oh yeah, the wives

The miners said, “Without Moher we will not go home!”

Of course, the men are harsh, but have you seen the mining wives? In general,

"They’ve gathered" they’re on the full program. Products from then.

Moher could be imported, and all kinds of mushrooms could not be imported! The Customs

Good does not give! A group of guides found stockpiles

transportation in the evening before departure. It was the end, money was not.

You come back, they wait at home with a rock, the frog suffocates.

Thirty harsh miners all night, with stone faces, mosquitoes.

With his hands carpets.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10269
 23.09.2008
Wife of husband:

- And you remember how in the "Basic Instinct" Sharon Stone in the police

Have you moved your leg?

and yes.

That’s what you remember, but that we’ve got our wedding anniversary today, I forgot.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10268
 23.09.2008
A shorter stream of audiences, an examination in computer science, half of the group writes with the spore. Well, everybody knows how the prejudice passes who writes - such as if you write hard and then the prejudice approached and you stopped writing means you write and pull a kick from the audience - so one typechIg adds his answer and the prejudice already collects the sheets and almost from the hands of this typechIga takes his sheet. During the inspection (we are all sitting in the same auditorium at this time and waiting for the result) the pad begins to rust. We are all a little stumbling and the predecessor issued: “I, predecessor, have never seen such a go and hang in the decanate!” and reads us the answer of this typicalGa: “.... the system block consists of the body itself, the motherboard, the processor, the cooling system... the predecessor came to have to write something, yeah he that slept down here let go, and then the fantasy ends, you go away with honey here that is painted, fucking nothing to write shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what to write?... aa aa aa aa aa aa aa " and so half pages - the entire audience under the table :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10267
 23.09.2008
We have a girl in the group named Hertuyev... and a philosophy lecturer Tuev...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10266
 23.09.2008
I didn’t come here to drink beer, but I drank vodka.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10265
 23.09.2008
No, it is only I can, by clicking on the search mp3 group Friday, find in the end an artist called "Marriage games of vacuum cleaners"... o_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10264
 23.09.2008
Prepod says:"Here they buy expensive cars and drive as they want!Here I have an eight, our usual eight....forced, injector, with a 2.0 engine in sports mode..."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10263
 23.09.2008
Do you remember the Debay-Folkenhagen effect? This is about the effect of the frequency of the applied field on the electrical conductivity of electrolyte solutions.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!! to
HH: Not there...
HH: You don’t remember.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10262
 23.09.2008
XXX is
How are you going tomorrow?

YYY
by Ku. Yes Yes

XXX is
In the universe

YYY
Congratulations to you)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10261
 23.09.2008
Don’t ruin my mood, it’s so disgusting.
GrayWolf: Ir, it will actually be easier to work with sliders.
GrayWolf: Well Irrr...
GrayWolf: Well Irrr, and Irrr, let’s introduce the subscribers unlimited, well, don’t be a bull.

It would be nothing, but it is the executive director and the chief accountant failed :)

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