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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119433
 14.10.2015
Have you tried the handcuffs?
NN: Oh, he stuck me and played Fifa on my iPhone for half an hour.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №119432
 14.10.2015
and ORU. At the next table, a strong man in a leather jacket asks someone on the phone how much to pay in order to get a beautiful cadastral number of the land plot.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119431
 14.10.2015
(YYY - dentist, working on two jobs)

XXX is:
Do you want to do two sports?
YYY :
The Trainer)
XXX is:
Better become blushed, so that the shirt on the blush split - then they will think that you are already a young, experienced doctor.
YYY :
And the worn man.
XXX is:
Are not all dentists like that?
YYY :
Oooo) by Porzal))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119430
 14.10.2015
My brain is an evil troll. Previously, especially before important events, he liked to reflect before sleep on the affairs of the messy, which often flowed into ordinary insomnia. Now I am very tired at work and in the evenings he does not stand out and falls asleep immediately. But see, at 5 o’clock in the morning from resting and waking me like "guard! Rise up! Let’s think of a little bit!" My brain and sleep are not compatible.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119429
 14.10.2015
Gennady: (a picture with a very careful vector engraving with a bunch of small details) tell me how such a track is done? Does anyone know?
Yaroslav Koval: Smart Hands Instead of Excited Brain
He is paid, right? % of
Yaroslav Koval: still like, and grown for years :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119428
 14.10.2015
You only have a flashlight in your pocket. Not even a knife.

And the most exciting thing is that at first and helicopters were assault, and tanks, and aircraft, and PUs with a thermal monitor on the sniper caliber.50BMG... And only the game was reduced to "who will run faster to the airfield and catch the ceiling of the trunk", and stitched in the style of the KS. Gradually all this was cleared (even in simple fashion), and only when the full polar fox came and people in the game began to die from hunger, thirst, cold, sick, break legs when falling with 2m, lose consciousness from blood loss... And most importantly - when the murder with a gunshot almost guaranteed destroyed half the property of the victim - then people began to co-operate, and stopped shooting each other at least one meeting of ten. This is a psychological experiment, a visual demonstration of what awaits mankind in the early stages and later, in the global cataclysms.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119427
 14.10.2015
I am tolerant of people of any orientation. Even for politicians."

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119426
 14.10.2015
Customer corrections in TZ: Hide the buttons before you first click on them.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119425
 14.10.2015
TN: I also had a deficit of attention. You read such a history textbook: conquests, kings, empires, naked women, naked women, naked women. Then you realize that you have not understood the last two pages and re-read.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119424
 14.10.2015
What is the difference between who they call and who they confuse?
What are you stopping?
In the old cartoon, one beast was always called a puppy.
Every time he complained:
I am not a cowboy, I am a cowboy!
I got a logical answer:
It does not matter!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119423
 14.10.2015
From the controversy about "melting men":

Previously it was easier: the strong - got a mammoth with his hands, the smart - got a mammoth with someone else's hands.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119422
 14.10.2015
YYU: As Bilbo said, thirteen dwarves are already a perebor.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119421
 14.10.2015
Description of Anime:
There he meets a mysterious girl with blue hair and red eyes.
Commentary – Malvina, take a breath!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119420
 13.10.2015
pa7r1ck
Employers did not pay. I go to the forest to live.

pa7r1ck
Fuck and eat meat today, and don't listen to the promise of this cowboy that she will bring you to bury on Friday, but doesn't specify in what day.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119419
 13.10.2015
Once again, I wondered whether it is possible to differentiate specific age ratings. After all, you read in childhood and with children's eyes fairy tales, for example, Pushkin - tales and fairy tales, there is nothing like that in them. And then, with an adult look, you read — dearly, that in the “Golden Cock,” that in the “Ruslan and Ludmile,” there are more than erotic allusions (in the latter, the plot is generally linked to the wedding night before the abduction).

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119418
 13.10.2015
Are you repairing the heating?
YYU: No, it was just turned off and said it was not beneficial for the land owners.
YYU: Warming up by false means
XXX: The Pillow
YYY: Dada, tea - the main way to warm up xD

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119417
 13.10.2015
xxx: this is the problem with people "Maybe someone has ideas, tell me. After upgrading Android to 6.0, I can't connect to the multiwark via bluetooth. What did they do?"
yyy: I look old-fashioned, but why connect to a multiwark of blues?
Zzzz: Maybe the wifi broke in her...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119416
 13.10.2015
It has recently become fashionable to get married to programmers.
I’ve even seen books about “how to live with a programmer” and what to talk to him about.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119415
 13.10.2015
I watched a master class on the internet. Made a multi-colored manicure - green goes to gold, gold - to orange, the tips of the nails - red. And so he liked me and such my nails were steel, straight like the leaves of an exotic flower...
Funny, it looks like the light.
Second colleague: funny, like bloodshed on the fingertips...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119414
 13.10.2015
XX: All these conspiracy idiots are not just that. There is always someone behind them.
YYY: And all of them create information guides to distract us from the actual puppet growers plan.

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