A normal job is one that you don’t complain about.

Geektimes, discussion of headphones with bone conductivity

But for a bicycle, it is the perfect source of sound. You hear the music and the wind in your ears and the furor trying to kill you.
Do you listen to the wind in your ears? The headphones are our all!
Q: How often have you seen live (it’s important) cyclists in fur headphones?

Life is theatre. How did the clowns get!

I work in a taxi and one day I come for a request. A 25 year old Romanian man. He forced a conversation, said to sell the car wants to find a job. And they don't take anywhere, on the neck of six brothers and sisters, the sister is very sick, which is a problem with documents. Take him away safely. In a couple of days again application to the same address, I think again my problems will be told, or not. I have a female female who is 50 years old. We go.
The Gypsy:
Is it hard to work on a rental car?
Yes, this is my machine.
At the main job you get good money apparently, you appreciate the management.
Taxi is my main job, I don’t work anywhere any more, for more than 10 years.
Children in school or kindergarten? The Gypsies are not.
I have no children. You have seven children and your daughter is sick. The eldest son of Balbes is the same. He lost his documents, he doesn’t work anywhere, he sells his car and can’t sell it.
The rest of the road we walked in silence. The Zigeuner looked away, thinking of something about her...

You acted like a gentleman. Thank you for not falling.
Not for what.

Everyone complains about the weather, but no one wants to sacrifice a virginity to change it.
Yyy: Knowing comrades wrote that a witch and a cup of water were enough to work with the weather.
zzz: Wow, and then the flying houses fall on this witch... Waste! Where to find another witch?
YYY: Grow up in your collective, naturally!
There was a virgin in the house. Was it not the fall of a competing weather management company?

Today my husband bought me a bottle of white dry wine with the words:"Well you love it!". We have known him for over 15 years, we have a 9-year-old son. I have loved red half sweet all my life, which I have repeatedly sounded.

How do they do it?

I don't know why I regularly get ads of dating unmarried people.
I am alone, fucking unmarried.
What are unmarried grandmothers?
I don’t even fuck them.
Creating a club of interests?

My neighbor opened the home phone and allowed unfamiliar neighbors to enter, and they robbed the apartment at the entrance. They are probably very grateful to her.

The Stone Age has not yet ended, just before people made knives and tails from stone, and now microprocessors

Dmitry, who brought a wet chicken home in the early morning of September. Thank you huge!

Katze North: "self-made folder for different notes, children's drawings or for printed recipes"
(Touch the head on the wall)
Drekhann: [goes on the head, putting the palm under the lobby so that the hamster doesn't jump]

From a conversation at the cafe:
And then he said that I am not a typhoon and a hurricane in bed. I did not understand and asked. He called me unmodern. Why is?
When did you last watch the news, Irma?

I came from three parental gatherings in a very unhealthy condition. She asked her to go to bed and tell her stories. She told one, the second, began to tell in a confusing language, the third, apparently, fell asleep, because she woke up from her daughter’s voice: “Mom, Mom, and what does it mean – Cinderella had a good leadership?”

# educational
Remember, the scroll is written without a soft sign.

In Atlanta, a police officer was fired for trying to calm down a woman driver he stopped on one of the tracks.

The incident was captured on a camera installed in the police car and was later published by the NBC television channel.

A white woman wasly afraid of a police officer, thinking he could shoot her. Then the law enforcement officer stated that she had nothing to worry about, as the police killed only blacks.

and yes. And on our site it is written - "Storage of dead niggers".

The Innocent Angels:
What if you crossed children’s cartoons and porn?

Google search for the keyword "hentai" have you not tried?

<Natalia>The doctors said: "You can’t worry!"Well, you’re sitting like that, well, what to do now? What to waste life on?

fmic> Alexander, we are of course grateful and we all had a lot of fun.
fmic> But please do without "USB-STREAM" in the translated documentation.
fmic> Everyone is very lively representing them and impossible to work.

x: DSP, MDF, DVP, how to decrypt it?
y: wooden plywood
y: wood fiber
y: small dispersion fraction
y: Sorry, my father is related to woodworking.
Z: Buratino, are you that?