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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10260
 23.09.2008
> The message:
Good day Daniel!
> Can you solve the problem with the TEW-452BRP router?
> When the comps do not see each other in the local grid. I have exactly the same seemingly problem as you described: the router was able to configure to go in the innet from both computers. But they do not see each other.

Good day!

To some extent, the problem has been solved. In the spring, we had both the comp, who did not want to see each other, when connected through the router, and the router itself.)
So if such a problem arises again on the forum - take a closer look at this person.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10259
 23.09.2008
Photokor
Ept, you can imagine, I probably proved to the girl for 30 minutes that there can be no triangle with the sum of two sides equal to the third O_o.

by v2.0
You broke me...

Photokor
she didn't believe and grilled that her dad is drawing such triangles, he's a builder, I'm scared now >.<

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10258
 23.09.2008
He did not sit.
Calls now the office manager, grit:
Why am I not accepting an ASKA file? This may be because the file is 156 gigabytes.
O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10257
 23.09.2008
The fucking. today came to the service of household appliances to hand over for the repair of a video magnetophone from a girl who ordered such eyes were))) she asked - what is it? o_O V-I-D-E-O Magnetophone O_O
I said with an indiscriminate look, yes. She didn’t know Goldstar either.) I felt like someone old...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10256
 23.09.2008
Institutional wisdom of attending lectures:
"If the result is the same, why walk more?!" 0_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10255
 23.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fucks female in the ass.

WOW :
:D

WOW :
Roff at the top!

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Home by Perry

xxxxxxxxxxx:
and ROFL


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10254
 23.09.2008
I saw a photo
Automotive shop
The price is "the price is"...
It costs 1900 rubles.! to
Who can say this is so?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10253
 23.09.2008
Men, only you can help.How in Mario to go through the 7 world, where in the castle you run all the time, and the laccation does not change?Help me, I won’t sleep.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10252
 23.09.2008
Experiments have shown that a cat dropped from the seventh floor has a 30% less chance of survival than a cat dropped from the twentieth floor. It is supposed that a cat needs to fly through eight floors to understand what is going on, to relax and to re-group.

Damn... " The experience shows..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10251
 23.09.2008
The xxxx:
I swore a month in the church. In Italy, it was almost held - it is not considered a mat. In Russia I surrendered, God will punish me.
YYYYYY:
IRA, looking at Russia, God himself mates!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10250
 23.09.2008
xxx (15:25:35 18/09/2008)
I tried to look for the staff department of the state.......................................... I go, I scream, I hear a sound from behind the door, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed, the floor is washed.
I open the door, and there on the table is a bitch whispering the nurse! and capital...
I shake my leg, like eeee, like... eeee.
she slowly, so, thinly turns to me the trembling butt and gives out - "small man, could not go in later, I have a seminar..."
This shit doesn’t go back.
I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke

xxx (15:25:53 18/09/2008)
It was a seminar...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10249
 23.09.2008
Damn I am so cold, and the heater is lazy (
Empas: me too))) pl what the weather...at least at the end of st. They promise 20 degrees.
The weather forecast for Africa
Empas: the poor they will freeze... send them your heater!!!)))
I need it, I need it myself ?
Empas: while you are the future administrator heating up about the computer and the cat, African children will freeze in + 20 degrees of frost!!!!! Shame on you!! to
I haven’t seen the cat for a long time. ?
Empas: Don’t worry, I took care of him... African children won’t forget you!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10248
 23.09.2008
A long time went into the message, which read: "Enter will not come out!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10247
 23.09.2008
1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My grandmother was tired =)

2 the sho?

1: I wave your respect for the chubby =) Shortest a relative or a friend of her chubby knows the grandmother of 70+ years.
He wants to introduce me to his granddaughter.
One of the students=)

2: It is rough

1: Well, my baby says to her girlfriend that we have been friends for 50 years, let our friendship stay.
I don’t want to meet my granddaughter ? ? ?
I hope I’ll be cursed for the rest of my life ? ?

A: Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah A wise woman!

1: I say I will not wish the enemy like this =))))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10246
 23.09.2008
You have been added
I scream hello.
Immelman: Hello
Let’s make friends?
Are you a girl and you are about 15 years old?
How did you guess?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10245
 22.09.2008
at the time of mention of the broken base 1C and that you will have to dohuya there then fingers to control the point of the headbuck can break the breakdown

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10244
 22.09.2008
From the Abyss: “Idiots have a tradition. Every day put quotes from the basha to your status"

eralashka (15:15:02 17/09/2008)
Fuck... burned

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10243
 22.09.2008
This is what I thought about here. All birds fly south in the winter.
And the penguins are already on the southern pole, and they probably think:
If there is such a dumb in the summer, why is it there in the north then?and "
=) is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10242
 22.09.2008

July 4
Why is no one marrying me?

Cross
Because you are protected...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №10241
 22.09.2008
I slept with a friend, it was cold, put on his warm socks, and went away. Then in the ASI.

XXX: So yes, listen to me.
I have your socks.
If you want them to be okay.
You have to work for me, you know?
Xxx: *Socks in the tube* Sasha! Agree to! He will break us all.
YYY: What do you want for them?! to

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