YUSYA: I am in shock!! Guess who’s going to Eurovision?
Soulcapturer: Hey... I don’t know.
YUSYA: The Wolf!!! to
Soulcapturer is mmmm. Will she get out of the piano by Dima Bilan?

Leyen, let’s go there today where there are many beautiful unmarried guys.
In a gay club?! to

Listen, I’m being tortured by a girlfriend I like. What to do?
Tell her that you are impotent.
No, I don’t want to burn.

I’m sitting on a matana lecture, passing the rows. At the end of the lecture, everyone was a little tired, and, after the conclusion of a long formula, from somewhere on the side it is said: "Here it is! This is the breakdown of my dreams! Ladies and gentlemen, be healthy! Healthy and healthy!"

XHHH: I knocked in the phone inexpensive headphones. It turned out that in the standard brand ringtones there is a powerful bass, a restless beat and inspired solo!

The late autumn. The leaf comes
An unavoidable and complete bulldozer.

I am a lesbian.
Even if men fall in love with me, they seem to be such grandmothers that I’d better sleep with real women.

[Thank you]
Jak: In Lubertz, the stop is called "boys" and it's just a writer asking me every time I get into the bus if I can get to the boys.
[ and cited ]
Here’s when that 40+ year old man answers"you’ll come, go out with me"this is his mother’s Facebook...

The “Romantic Tale” game. Each participant adds to the fairy tale.Let's come up with a fairy tale!!Let’s make it interesting, fascinating, because we are all in the soul of romance!! to
In one poor family a boy was born, and he was so beautiful that the whole village praised him.
Skazka572: His parents loved him very much and raised him well.
And he grew up big, beautiful and clever.
Jad: And there came a moment in his life when his parents decided to give him a name, and called him Torvalds.
Torvalds scratched his head and thought what to do.
And in the neighboring village lived a girl, so beautiful that the eye could not be taken away from her!
Yulia2311: And then one day she went into the forest for a berry...
AnastaSISIa: The wolf was evil, but in the soul an angel.
Goldana: he obeyed her and began to serve in faith and truth.
Elvisignon: and took her on his mighty back to Torvalds.
Grandmother Batman: and torvild shook her all with a little bit, and then kicked out!
Ksenikka: Well, and the end of such a romantic tale!!! XD XD XD
Midnight Owl: The Rush! Happy end hasn’t worked! ?
I told you that you ruined the story.
I think it’s better to continue, it’s going well.
But since it was a dream, and she slept for a long time, when she woke up, she saw...
AnyaKakanya: what he brought her on his mighty back to Torvalds...
Grandma Batman: And that dream turned out to be a thing!!! XD DD

Why?! Why did you talk about a helicopter attached to a member's thread?? to

XX: Would you like to live your life again?
yyy: of course))
XX: Do you think you have lived life in vain?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
xxx and why?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Asphalt: Do you know this divorce on the network, such as "Learn all about your ancestors, just send SMS"?

Tagged with: Dick and what?

Asphalt: Well, I have experimented here. A little bit. Introduced in the data "Uebanovich Ohuen Pidorasov". I started the search.

Asphalt: You won’t believe it. It turns out, in the archives found more than 10 now living relatives, about 30 archival letters, awarded medals and even orders, and the main thing... The main thing is the nobility in Russia.

Asphalt: My God, how little we know about the great nobles Webanovich! But they were rewarded with orders, bead-bead.

Hm... I checked here. You know, it turned out that YAHAZH FISH MOYMETCHTA also had a nobility and was awarded with orders.

Asphalt: A man, the history textbooks need to be rewritten.

<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: I saw her picture.
<Flekso> Sex?
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Contra-sex.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Some brakes are worth.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Throw a girl makes you oral sex, and the hair remains...
Flekso escaped by jumping

The most fake phrase: "Chocolate with me"

YYY: What are you busy with?
XXX is a test.
YYY: What is the test for?
XXX is AM. The ability to make a cake.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The test. I thought of the test.
Blake, what did I write?

Will you show the way to your heart?
The language will lead to Kiev.

In Cologne, Germany, there is a bus stop where the bus never stops.
It stands next to the home of the elderly for the sick of old age.
So we put it in order to facilitate the search for fugitives from this pension.

Welcome to! Question: Do you know how to cook?
- Well, potatoes and pasta-pellets... And what, you got a quarrel with Maska?
Yes is no. Maria, of course, is an unbeatable cook, but, I fear, the hole in the extinguisher she will not squeeze...

Fuck you, learn how to make money.
Work is not figured
There are so many ways to make money.
XHH: for example to say
25 rubles on the subway.
Go and go on foot.)

Evolution is your mother. Take a decisive step forward, get rid of mosquitoes! ><