If the boss does not know what his subordinates are capable of, he is either a new boss or a crazy boss.

Are there any white people there? Except for you.

yyy: Less than a third and mostly those who came to the confu
But white Americans from the cockroach when they see me run out with screams of “Russian cyber threat!”
Communicating with Nigerians and Chinese

Friends, the joke was forgotten.
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Complexity due to
of size.
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Up, down, or on the table mark
Where to get and get.
to produce?
Describe the method!
— — — —
In the Wild West, a random visitor enters the hall and sees the slices on the table. The bartender asks, what is it?
He answered:
- Oh, it was yesterday cowboys here #¥ami measured.
The client gets his, applies and says:
Well, nothing special, I have more than many here.
The Barman:
They were on the other side of the table!

From the very morning I am called to the glass door that closes our corridor from the staircase cage, the coordinator.

“You see,” he said, carefully pulling one of the strings there and there. The bottom element is not that. is clogged. Paul is scratching. Must be repaired.

(The lower steel element on the door has indeed somehow collapsed and now hits the sharp edge and the carpet, and the second loop.)
Listening and obeying, I call, first of all, Sereza, our assistant worker in the office.

- And this is not for the repairers, - Sereza says dullly, knocking the door. This is for security. This is not just a dungeon, it is a high-tech, electronic lock, the locking system of a part of the floor - here you simply do nothing. You have to leave an application, call the master.

We both are silently silent, contemplating a super-modern door with an electronic lock that has collapsed.

“Al,” Sereza suddenly said somnambulically, still holding the door, “we will try it in Russian now.

After opening the clutch for greater convenience, he wears the shoe several times carefully, but mentally pins the high-tech metal element in the direction of the straightening.
The element is aligned.
The door is opened and it closes softly and completely silent, like a new one.

“We are a high-class transnational corporation,” Sereza says with unbeatable intonation, contemplating the work of his own hands.
After the break, I agree. We have professionals in our business!
and Koo-koo

Suddenly, steady and cheerful paladin
He fell into the salad. And spent the night alone.

Three phone calls with a difference in a short time.
1st and hello.
Hello to you!
How is it?
and normal.
Is it normal? Oh, I probably didn’t get there...I need a lison...
2nd Hello to you!
Hi to you.
I recognized you by your voice. I did not get there again. Is there no Lisa?
Lisa is my dog, but she is not at home.
Three Hello to you!
and good night.
I got to you again...What should I do to get to my beloved sister? I have taught. Thank you huge! Is your dog really called Lisa?

So why do women lose their virginity if it’s so terrible? And how sooner as possible?
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Well, because sex is full of both problems and pleasant sensations. And in order for sex to bring happiness, these problems cannot be ignored. They may not even be in all, but I assure you that they are in most. Someone is really not lucky with the size (again, not all, but many), the absolute majority hurt with the loss of virginity, the inability to a vaginal orgasm is also a very common case, it is just not used to talk about it as easily as about the pain during the loss of virginity. No, of course, you can ignore sex itself, but the attraction does not go anywhere. Simply put, humanity, especially in backward countries like ours, is still hardly accustomed to the idea that sex is needed by women no less than men, and women should not do a favor to men, but receive no less pleasure.

The feeling of living in dreams is more interesting than in reality.

As a man who lost his virginity in his time (not two virgins at the same time!!! One is a former wife, the other is also a former wife.

Boy, it has to.
You broke off the first time, okay.
But in order to not be able to have sex with the second wife - it must be able to!!!! to

From a discussion on a payment card with a fingerprint scanner.
Mudasobwa: I know a lot of shops where you can easily not put someone else’s finger – right in line to cut off the brush to the neighbor – and nobody will even handle your eyebrows.
Daimos: Softly speaking, you’re wiping out.
Predtech: Please write the name of your city so that I never come there.
Mudasobwa: In the profile there is: Barcelona.

XXX is
We have a curious: it-director fired
YYYY
Okay for what?
XXX is
He had something in his office in the evening, so he cut the smoke sensor from the ceiling in pieces.
And the mouse was eaten, the batteries were finished)))

10:58, 22 October 2014
In Crimea, it is forbidden to sell alcohol at night
The sale of alcoholic beverages will not be allowed from 10:00 to 23:00.
The new law will not affect residents who produce products with ethyl alcohol for personal use, without the purpose of sale.
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If you pursue without a purpose of sale - you can sell....

to this:
I propose that all deputies should receive a salary equal to the average salary in the district from which they were boiled.

What is the world of frogs? It is like a monarchy :)

Astrologers have announced the month of the genitals. The number of quotes about genitals has doubled.

XX: It seemed even to have entered orbit and opened up.
Yyy: When they are consecrated, an archangel comes out on the border with the Heavenly Fortress and orthodoxly cuts with a fire sword. And then, to see, forgot and launched a bit atheistically.
zzz: This is if the rocket is put into orbit beyond the borders of the Heavenly Fortress. And if below, and on a moulded orbit, the angels even take away the cosmic garbage from the ship.

[14:32:21] Dmitry: If they wrote an article about you on the seafront, then you are either a fool or a genius.

Turn on the lights or we’ll all fall asleep.
A dark voice from the back:

Those who work on conscience know. Those who worked at the exit, remember.

More about children.
Walking along the shore, found a healthy lead cargo. I decided to give the children a lesson of natural sciences, melted the lead at home on gas and poured it into shells - the good shells were brought from the same shore. Children in shock from such creativity, the senior (10 years old) begins to pretend commercial options, how to make different blurries, sell and make money. The younger (8 years old) thoughtfully looked at all this and suggested: "Why do we make bricks, let's just pour money out of it!

The next lesson was about crimes and punishments.

A good accountant can’t just have a shirt.