I run to the pharmacy at night, glowing my eyes on the windows. The young pharmacist understandably smiles and asks:
The condoms?
and late. Do you have a X-ray from 12 months?
A father whose daughter has ripped the last nipple.
From the discussion of the article on gemification:
by Katya R:
To the author (may anyone else be helpful):
Sometimes interaction with humans is forced and it is impossible to refuse / avoid it (for any reason) and resembles torture; once I got tired and decided to treat such cases as contact with extraterrestrial civilizations - the appreciation attitude goes away (I can't tolerate you, fool!) and resources are not spent on overcoming stress (before - during - after), but (healthy) curiosity is included and the set of tools for the study of a new culture is expanded.
Q: What did you go up?
by Aha. The most vivid impression of the film - Madame Truck commented on the match on the side of the Soviet Union. He speaks very well in Russian.)
Oh, remember we still laughed at how this Harry Potter did without exposing the Soviet spies? This is total espionage.
WOW: So we found out that they were Bulgarians, because their description of Bogaria as a terribly cold country in which without a shirt of natural nychler can not survive, somehow does not very coincide with reality.
And now Madame Truck? Will there be a new movie?
Harry Potter and the Bloody Gabbana Order!
Harry Potter and the Moscow Mayor’s Cup.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Secretary!
Fuck, JB has gone.
I recently went to the post office to send a package. She came, rejoiced at the empty room, took the ticket.
Location: Post Office in St. Petersburg.
Shipment object: a package from the Bookweed, filled with all kinds of threads, then - a "wheel".
Actors: I’m me, T’s a receiver of the package.
I approach the window, I lay a wrap on the table in front of me.
I: Hello to you! Can I get a box for 98 rubles for a package?
Q: Do you eat something fragile?
I: No, in any case...
My aunt picks a pipe in the blue package of the Russian Post
Q: Then you don’t need a box.
I: I want to pack in a box so I don’t remember anything. I would like to say that the average who...
Q: Is there something fragile in the package?
I: No, but...
T: Then you don’t need it!
I: But I want to pack! Give me a box, please.
T is fragile. of something. is there?
I: It’s not fragile there, but it can be reminded...
Aunt closes the bag, closes and weighs
It is 346 rubles. We do not accept cards.
O_O
The guy, wiping his tears while telling my story, said that she had an algorithm and needed to break it, saying, “Yes, there is.”
He was hospitalized with appendicitis. Cut it out, everything went well. A few days for recovery. Next to the bed there is a button "call the nurse", I lie down at night and accidentally hold my hand and activate the button.
I already came up with how to apologize to the neighbors, to my sister, I thought about the whole dialogue.
No one came.
Ank-Morpork, playing with a multitude of different forms of government, stopped on the form of democracy known as “one Man, one Voice.” Thus, the Man was Patricius, and he had the only Voice.
He died long before his death
>> A fat man after 50. Remember, every kilogram plus, one year of life minus
What number should I take from?
For some reason, in the winter, I get up very early, with dawn.
As the saying goes, worse than a fool, only a fool is initiative.
YYY: There is even worse. This is a fool who was given a small power - a guard, a guard, etc.
You can be a wonderful person, an interlocutor and so on, but the hungry person does not care about your qualities, he is hungry, and your behavior looks like frank cruelty and bullying. If you do not understand what you are doing, I hope you will understand now. Many women, unfortunately, do not understand, and it also dulls...
You can be a wonderful person, an interlocutor, and so on, but you don’t care about your hunger.
Men often don’t understand what they are doing.
And no one hopes that you will understand.
Under the post about the regular detention by customs officers of jokers who speak for the sake of a trick that they carry trout, drugs, weapons, etc.:
As my father said, never joke with the authorities: they have instructions instead of a sense of humor.
XXXX: Lenny is the engine of progress
The engines of Progress are RD-117, RD-118 and RD-0110
A bit of myth:
A little useless information.
Tesseract hypertension is measured in meters in the fourth degree. The tesseract does not rotate around the axis, but around the surface. Tesseract cannot be sprayed with a flat saw, because Four-dimensional bodies are dispersed not by plane, but by volume. The mass of teseract is infinite.
The amount is true.
This is a lie. The tesseract can rotate around the hyperplane of any whole dimension from zero to 2, including around the axis. This depends on the diversity in which the teseract is built.
Tesseract can be sprayed with any hyperplate of any whole dimension from zero to 3, it also depends on the variety in which the tesseract is built. And also from the definition of the word "spray". ))
The mass is a lie. Geometric bodies have no mass, mass is a physical property. But if we imagine a teseract made of existing material in our space-time, then its mass is finite and equal to the mass of the granite of teseract multiplied by the time of its existence.
Honestly yours, the topologue. )))
I read on the Internet - in no diet is prohibited to eat osetrina, crabs, lobsters, red and black caviar
Stop comparing sex with food and porn with a culinary show. This comparison is incorrect at least because if you have eaten in a friend’s guest the food he has cooked, then you will not be considered an unfaithful spouse or a sodomite.
XXX is
Do you know the fucking website?
YYYY
Yes Yes
XXX is
Feel the depth of my fall and despair in my past work.
XXX is
I put the code from this site into the project.
XXX: I am a great man.
I can recognize pregnant women by smell.
XXX: This is good news.
The bad thing is that I will soon have to find a new employee again.
"You'll Stay With Forty Cats" So if a aunt can keep forty cats alone, can you imagine how much she earns?! to
xxx: How to walk during a game of chess to create the maximum moral and psychological discomfort for the opponent?
YYY: Under your own.
The salary cannot be large or small. It is either enough or it is lacking.