Oleg
I came to work today. An accountant comes in and says the printer is not working.
Oleg
I watched how he was connected and stupid. and. and.
Petrovi4
? to? to
Oleg
Imagine a cable to connect the PC to the printer. On the PC side of the branch, for the possibility of connecting to both LPT and COM. So they managed to push COM from the branch to the printer, and LPT to the computer. and. and.
Oleg
I ask :
Are you not surprised that there is another long end of the wire?
The answer got me. and. and.
Oleg
We wanted to put it in another machine so that it could be printed from two computers at once.
Petrovi4
In time you had time, a little more and they would build a network on information cables.

Kogoth
What kind of anti-spam to invent?

XXX is
"Shouldn’t you go?"
Will this go?

Kogoth
ppc

XXX is
What do you not like about the question? No boat will pass.

Kogoth
Oh, and Nino also.

XXX is
Well, smart people will guess that the answer is either "Hwyff" or "Gnagr" And the stupid... And why are you stupid?

Kogoth
You know, I didn’t think about reading myself... but why is that answer?

XXX is
Since this sentence is meaningless, and there can be no meaningful answer to it, but by the idea people must guess how to answer, the answer must be contained in the question itself. And since the question of two words, most likely the answer is one of them.

Kogoth
WinApi was created by someone very similar to you. There is also half of the parameters either meaningless or NULL or already contained in the constants of this function itself.

Multiple to TNT. A boy and a girl fly in space.
D: That hurts me.
M is nothing! So you don’t shrink!

and)))

1st Hi, how is it? I went naked!! to
2nd Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Review of The Incredible Hulk:
Tokashi: The world’s science is in shock, how 80 kg of meat makes 1 ton of green shit? O_o the laws of conservation of the masses just rest!"

She: There are things and older boyan.
He is: for example?
It is a paraffin lamp.
He is HAHAHAH! So I imagine comments on the forum: "Sir, it’s not even scary! It’s just a paraffin lamp!and "

From Wikipedia:
Member of:
body organ (hand, foot, finger, ear and so on.Mainly external and extended.
Oh, Huias, I am scared

Medvedev in the news on Orth said: "I go in the morning I am in my favourite internet", further I listen to the daj was not =)))))))

I read it on the internet and I barely cried off the chair:
"How rubber women cheat men" OOO

by Nata:
Girls think three times a day: what to wear, what to eat, give or not give. And the rest of the time worry about the decisions made.

X: I wish you good health
B: You are not sick. How is life?
X: It is all. How are you? got married?
U: No, we are living a civil marriage
X: So to say, intelligence by battle?
U: It's shit for the military, it's intelligence by battle, and for normal people, this is called a test drive.
X: Well, look as if your test drive in the crust slowly did not cross.

To quote about T72B "Rogata"...
In St. Petersburg, NGOs "Special Materials" produce electro shockers "Laska", handcuffs "Neediness" and sapphire blades "Azart"

I’m coming home, what do you think my sister is doing?
Emm... well hz... and what?
The salt is joke!! to

XXX: Where did my paper go to print?
I went to a white friend.
X: Did you get out?
XXX: In the sense of the printer...

XXX is
Guy, you may have heard this question many times; maybe he got you; maybe you hate people who ask him; maybe you are generally damned, but still - we have a day of the city?

YYYY
Gentleman, I principally hate all people, even those who do not ask questions, and the day of the cattle is like this weekend.

XXX is
You’re so original, like all the lower ones like you... Fuck, the day of the city can’t be a weekend, because it’s in principle one day, not at least two!

XXX is
Or did you all agree to answer that?

YYYY
You live in Russia, it is not customary to celebrate a holiday one day.

15 September 2008 23:21:53, Vampire Princess
I accidentally inserted 3 gigs of anime into the word and it hanged.

Helga is Hi.
I have a weekend with SSB.
Don’t forget to know about the weekend.
I read your thoughts.
You read my thoughts.

He is:
I had a tough day at work today: the director forced the monitoring to do, at each point for 1.5 hours!As long as you rewrite all the data, the whole range, phones, addresses...And another 300 km...
She (thinking of her own):
Because you are mine...
O_O

Excerpt from the complaint in the guest book of the website www.mosmetro.ru:

And what do these machinists do on the cylinder... play like little children... They, like, the tradition, when changing the machinist (noted, in particular, in the Park of Culture) the new machinist touches from the place, and immediately throws the pull, so to speak, the train as if "clings forward, all passengers as if worshiping the old machinist... Here are such games we have in the subway..."

Manson (14:45:37 15/09/2008)
Get married to me!

Lesya (14:45:48 15/09/2008)
Oh how!

Manson (14:46:26 15/09/2008)
What about CHO?

Lesya (14:48:33 15/09/2008)
Interesting proposal

Manson (14:48:43 15/09/2008)
Most importantly honest.)

Lesya (14:48:55 15/09/2008)
You’re not embarrassed that we’ve met once.

Manson (14:49:06 15/09/2008)
Absolutely not.

Lesya (14:49:57 15/09/2008)
Then I agree

Manson (14:50:00 15/09/2008)
O_O

Manson (14:50:06 15/09/2008)
I did not expect.