Can you read on your lips?
YYY: I can
Electricity a bit.
yyy: "what do you have for travel?" "I see" "good" "is smoking?" "get headphones"
XXX: O_o
xxx : xd

Happy Birthday to Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
Comrades, be kind, bring it to the top, he is a busy man, he only reads it=)))

I went down the stairs here from the morning in the entrance, on the first floor of a bunch of leaflets scattered "Vote for........... (name, surname)!", elections soon in Luberc in the city Duma. Comparison with students.

Here the students during the session (I was) assure themselves: if the current would remain for the next year, I will not hit any more pairs and I will give everything in time.

But the deputies during the elections exactly also assure themselves: here is the current would remain for the next term, shit I will be, not a penny anymore from the budget.

This is how our country lives.

ITEN

One of my acquaintances, a tanker, stopped drinking in a very unusual way. One day he ate and fell from the stairs. I thought he had a shock, he was bitten with some pills. As a result, from the resuscitation he got into infectious, as from the pills he was poisoned. I ordered fruits and oranges, as usual. He did not leave the hospital. There was an allergy to oranges. Not knowing what to do, doctors prescribed antibiotics, which eventually hit the liver. Three months in the hospital. Happy end - to the question "Do you want to drink?" the person answers "Let you all go!"

About the militia.
Played like in Dozor, who knows will understand, and ran into the territory of some dispenser, went there quietly. They were told not to make noise or attract attention, they found nothing, they went out. We stand thinking. 4 cars at 4 a.m. near the dispenser, someone with fanaries, everyone has notes, everyone is looking for a puzzle, here a police car is passing by, we are so quietly looking at them, we think all the inquiries will begin, here they are in the matyugalnik "Now what did they find?", we begin to smile, they passed by and turned, again in the matyugalnik "And we are not, we are all looking for". Here we are starting to roast.

Sometimes yandex "such" begins to "suggest" when a set of letters in the search engine that you forget what he wanted to ask :)

to this

Take a loan - feel what the monthly...

...and then quit and feel what a delay is...

uDar'ka (22:27:44 6/10/2009)
I would not allow anyone with a member for 10 meters in the place of a man to my daughter.

Sprh (22:28:11 6/10/2009)
I would also with such a member would not allow anyone to my daughter, breaking even more unintentionally...

My former mother-in-law, in the midst of the last battles of my family life to pour oil into the fire, called my mother and said:
Do you know your daughter smokes?
My mother answered with a loud and quiet voice:
If your son were my husband, I would smoke.

>Your questionnaire must be open access. If you leave the FSB, go to the “I leave the FSB” group.

For many decades, women have made the same mistake: they wear the best clothes when they leave the house, and they change clothes when they return home.

to this:
The best friend of man is still a book, not a dog, because in a difficult moment a book can be wiped, but a dog is not.
and...
The secret of the popularity of Chihuahua dogs is revealed in the environment of glamorous blondes.

The less in your life of sex, the more beautiful girls are around.

I had to visit the concert of A. Gorodnitsky - the author and performer of his songs, and by the profession of geophysics, in his words, almost literally:"There was post-war time, there was a fashion for all the military, decided to go to Peter in the mountain (there is a form in the form of a uniform with pans), the mandatory catch then to enter the geophysics was a jump from a 3-meter trampoline, it should be noted that neither physics nor mathematics I loved. Climbing up on the trampoline, and standing up a little, I thought about it, realized that it wasn’t all mine and decided to turn around and leave with shame. But at the turn the trampoline bended under me, I slipped and crashed into the water, the jump was counted. So I became a geophysicist"

by KMP
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I met a guy at the university. So beautiful, tall and smart. He lived in a shelter, and my parents rented my apartment. And it happened that he offered me to meet. I have agreed. After four years of our relationship, I loved him even more. But sometimes I was oppressed by his pride, he never allowed me to pay and refused to move to me. When he offered me, I was crazyly happy. But my parents interfered and forbade me from marrying him, because he is not from Moscow and will not be able to support his family. On my own initiative we broke up. In the next two years, I had other guys, but all of them seemed miserable to me compared to him. And last week my friend said she was getting married to him and invited him to a wedding at an English castle with a flight on a private plane that belongs to his father. His father was the owner of a large oil company, and my favourite now runs the bank. Kill me, stupid, and my parents at the same time! The KMP!! to
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The Darwin Prize!! to

Looking for signs of the presence of parasites in the body, stumbled on the Malakhov page. It turns out, in the presence of parasites in the female body, there are separate signs, I quote:

"Painful menstrual periods with bleeding, loss of strength,"

Fuck, you can tell the man the truth... Or I think he has a vague idea of the normal course of menstruation.))))

Find out the name of your future husband. Remove the protective layer from the condom.

I remembered from the stories about driving - told a teacher in the auto school. Worked with them as an instructor of driving a fairly distorted frame. Driving as an instructor with some guy, the guy leads like no mistakes, but slowly. Summer, heat, girls... The instructor is almost falling out of his window, trying to communicate with the girls passing by.
In front of the light, red light. The guy driving is trying to brake and at this time (as it turned out later) the brake hose breaks. Not quickly, but confidently enters the back of the car in front. The instructor immediately returns to the salon of the car and begins to water the student with the last words, not letting him say a word. However, it is necessary to deal with the victim, and tell the student to finally sit in place to go out for a conversation. The street is narrow, one lane and behind them gradually start to accumulate cars. Having agreed with the victim that he will pay on the spot, the instructor proposes to leave the corner to calculate and not listen to the clutches and matts of those trying to pass. The first car leaves the corner.
The instructor flies to the car, without listening to anything, exposes the student behind the steering wheel, jumps to start and also turns around the corner. From there a knock is heard. The student approached the place of the "control shot" simultaneously with the exit of the two-time injured from the car. He could only say:
You guys, are you completely sick?

Two years of colony. 280 Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, received the sanitary JEK Petrov, for the screams on the street: "Everything has melted, the whole system needs to be changed."

husband: I have been bored by five bodies a day asking to send me pictures of my breasts. No one wants. Do you explain to me as a girl what they’re sorry for?? to

I’m going to go to everyone who asks, I’m not sorry 😉

I told you I was smart.