Kukalyakin: Listen, let me know. Here are those people who all night drink Yaga and wort under the windows in the style of "Hear the fucking fucking!", who fight with the ugly voices of wort "Taaaan! Those are all people, they never get up. Where are they all working? Are they not at work tomorrow?! to
They are freelancers.

I went to one firm for business, while there and here, in general, the employee had to print papers for me. And then you can see something happened to the printer, it doesn’t print, even if you’re shaken. Calls, apparently Sisadmin or somebody else, and asks to just approach, without clarifying the problem.
After a couple of minutes comes... no, a boy is crushed, looking like a kilo 35 with a small, a meter tall in a jump, but with a solid beard and in a sweater with deer. He throws around the cabinet with red eyes, understands who called him, pronounces an absolutely extraterrestrial insult in an incomprehensible language and flies out of the cabinet by loudly knocking the door.
After a hundredth of a second, the door opens again. This boy appears, almost on weight, then the hand that holds the boy behind the collar of the sweater, and then after this appears the equally evil and red-eyed mistress of the hand in no less fairy sweater, but with trees.
In a calm tone, not letting the boy go, he finds out what happened, brings the boy to the printer and metallically says to him: "Do. Now.", the one presses something, a girl with a boy in her hand checks her working capacity, at the same time interested in the ladies in the office how things are going, says goodbye and takes with her the bearded body hanging in her hand.
But the work goes efficiently and without delays, yes =)

I sit with my wife on the couch. She cries, I crawl in her noise.
I open the sapphire, I think, I will play.
My wife says, “A... it’s a game of bad luck, I’m not lucky in it.
What sort of luck am I? This is a logical game.)
I begin to explain. We are together...)))

From the Auto Forum:

And I get the grandmothers, who in the winter from the church strike across the road, carapaches through a bunch of snow on the separation strip and slide from it under the wheels.
I always remember how I once played in GTA2, there to survive had to go to church.
And they seem to stay going to church, and after it they are not afraid of anything.

HH: Pay attention to me!
2 years, enough is enough
Q: What is 2 years?
I pay attention
HGH: For me?
This is how to talk to you without matte.

We invited a girlfriend to our wedding, more than a hundred guests were planned:
You know, I’m busy this day. Can you postpone it for another day?

I was born in Sakhalin.But in my childhood, I went to Vladivostok.I went to school in Novosibirsk, and I went to law in Peter.I entered Berlin, successfully defended my bachelor's degree, I was offered to finish a master's degree in New York.I graduated, I got a job in an oil company.They are sent to Sakhalin.

The neighbor brought to try the food her husband had prepared. I told him to guess what was there. Truth is delicious. My husband refused, saying he didn’t want to eat mysterious meat cooked by a pathologist.

I’m at home with a girlfriend, there’s a phone call.
Hi, what provider are you using?
Hello xxx, I am happy.
Yyy Does your provider have an external traffic of 100 Mbps?
Listen, I finally found a naked girl in my neighboring room and if I don’t join her now, I’ll break the long-awaited sex and now it worries me much more than the external traffic of 100 Mbps.

Onotole: Scientists estimate that 60% of humans have simulated evolution.
Veronica 17: I don’t even know what to say
Veronica 17: I just don’t care about it.

XXX is yes!
We now have Wi-Fi!
XXX: The Ura
YYY: How would you call it?

On the way to work on the wall of the house, the inscription is large:
Listen to Mom and Hardcore!

I almost fell off the chair when Google Translator when pointing to the word blat brought me the translation "blet". At first I thought that the translator integrated the concept of "be a man", then it came out that it was just an ordinary verb.

I am :
Let’s see the movie today?
She is:
Which?
I am :
3 meters above the sky. Looking at?
She is:
No is. Is it something about an extraterrestrial jealousy with some crying beauty Julio in the main role?
I am :
You can say so. The girls like.
She is:
Amy, maybe another time? At the moment, Chelsea is playing with Chelsea.

I was sent to music with my melodrama :D

Akila: Girl - the essence of a useful creature)) But you have to adjust correctly)
Tanatos to Ugu. Where only the manual for adjustment to find.
Akila: a girl, like a gentleman - each is tailored to himself
Tanatos: The only thing I know about the gentleman is that I fuck it and fuck it)))
You won’t believe it ?

She:There's written what to get better in the afternoon
They work on Saturdays.
You will bring me there.

she: well in the sense, mimimi, so far, the legs will hurt, you really really will take me there ^_^

He is: Powerful Woman >_<

Another company on the fight against intellectual property piracy, resembles the fight against onanism by legalizing prostitution. The main box in the box.

I wanted to buy a shirt for you. There was an English inscription on it that my friend had visited Jerusalem and the only thing he brought me from there was this foolish T-shirt.

yyy: I'll walk naked, I'll write on my back that he didn't even bring me that silly shirt =(

XXX: We have users who love IT service.
XXX: You love it.
XXX: They have no choice.

-You better say, on the road really BMW respected, missed and generally avoided?

When I see a BMW, I climb to the side, turn on the emergency signal, get out of the car, sit around the rear right wheel and cry.