The news:
"Linux saved the Australian power system from a possible crash"

From the comments:
The fucking! What news collapsed... but it could have been: "The biggest techno-genetic disaster in Australia: windows destroyed the energy system of the continent."

Nafiga shave to a girl at 15 years old?

yyy:"There must be some mystery in a woman"(c)
Why do you smoke right away? Let everyone think that the legs are smooth from nature.

A friend told me:
One man at work regularly ate two cooked eggs for lunch. The smell for some reason from them was not very pleasant, such an impression that he cooked them for the whole week at once.
Answer: "Sackie eggs..."

T.O.D
Imagine you are a cat. You have been taken to castration. And here you wake up from anesthesia, wrapped in a slum - and you see someone's eggs in the bench next to you. You do not know whose they are. You don’t know where yours is. They are currently in a superposition. I called this experiment the eggs of the Schrödinger cat.

eXler: such a support
eXler: true x
eXler: 8 years does not give me alone

XXX is
Assassin's Creed 2 is going to be sex!
WOWU
and Urra!! to
WOWU
I’ll have sex somewhere!! to

I go to the subway, and in front of me a girl in the ghetto rubits on the PSP and also for Bridget (my favorite Persian)...it doesn’t matter what she’s doing, she’s soaked and soaked....I hug her from behind and make a combo for 30 beats I smile and I’m ready to go out....so women didn’t even look at me after orgasm.

I read the news out loud in our neighborhood, there is a Fedya sitting next to it.
I: In several houses from us, a skeleton was found in a garbage container. Experts estimate that the body had been there for about a year.
Fedea: *melancholic, without breaking away from the monitor * Something we rarely take away garbage from the courtyards

The more interesting the girl, the richer her microflora.

I say today in the pharmacy: give it / that and Vikodin. The pharmacist looks at me surprised and says: “Vikodin is not!” You are sure you need him! I grum: I am sure! Pharmacy: But it doesn’t happen! I: Yes, how it doesn't happen, my wife told me in every pharmacy there is, the penny is worth it! The man is standing next to him and swirling more and more. The pharmacist says: Please clarify, I can’t help anything. I call your wife: there is no whisper. She is: not whisper, fucking, Vikasol!
House, hello to you!

XXX is
And as soon as they say "bust" why only Lenin comes to mind =/

XXX is
Lenin as the leader

XXX is
Not someone else.

I have been communicating with my young man.
We talked about the wedding, haha. I wanted something original.
On the Niagara Falls.
I am there loud. You won’t hear yes or no, I’ll say.
We can do it with weapons. One shot yes, two no.
I am YAHUVEH!! to
I mean in the air!
I am fucking (
He is O_O

to this:

I am thirty years old. I have never had sex in my whole life, and I have not been attracted to any girl.
A month ago, a psychotherapist told me I was asexual. when it does not pull to any soil).
KMP
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I'm not going to argue with doctors, but in my opinion you're a dog.

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Our society is ruined by such limited people who see nothing beyond their nose. Those who live within their miserable world and do not realize that there is a civilization Outside your inflamed brain, where sperm floats instead of gray matter. Love is not just flowers, chocolate and sex in the parent’s bed – it is the acceptance of the characteristics of a person who is close and dear to you. And not everyone has the desire to repel someone or, on the contrary, move their legs in front of someone. Not a month, not a year, not five. This does not mean that a person is sick, he is just what he is. So, you’re just a minor dude.

You can’t get to the top. Nevertheless, the majority will never understand that if a person is different in something, it does not mean that he is abnormal, sick, or just not.

and asexual.

During sex, whatever the cat does, even if it starts walking with the poster "repent, sinners!"-do not pay attention(s)

Love is when you get up in the morning for 20 minutes before her, in the kitchen you light up all the comforts (at street 0 and heating has not yet been given) and pass in the bath water, so that she washed with hot water.

archi_san ©

I live in Ukraine, because in the run-up to the elections in the city is full of bigboards with presidential candidates. On one of them is the inscription: “We will build a new country.” Below the inscription: "with blackjack and prostitutes" :D

The city of Nicolaev :)

Near the house opened a store for selling eggs. She killed the sign: "With Eggs – Better!"

Who would argue...

If we see this quote, we will win. Russian football team.

My mother studied at the MEI Institute. They were all called "We Are These Idiots". Nearby was the Institute of Meis. They were called "We Are These Idiots Neighbors" ^.^

The theory of superstrings:
In the same 1970s, the American Claude Lovelace observed that the Venetian model is mathematically correct only if the spatial-time continuum is 26 dimensional.

How fucking could he have noticed that?! to